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->'''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over?\\

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->'''Cop''': ->'''Cop:''' You know why I pulled you over?\\



'''Fletcher''': ''[pained]'' No... ''[Glances at the glove compartment, but the officer doesn't understand]'' I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.

-> '''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?\\
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''

-> '''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]] that was incredible. Was it good for you?\\
'''Fletcher:''' [[InstantTurnoff I've had better]].

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'''Fletcher''': '''Fletcher:''' ''[pained]'' No... ''[Glances at the glove compartment, but the officer doesn't understand]'' I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.

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gentle.\\
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'''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?\\
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

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mind?!\\
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'''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''

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phone]''\\
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'''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]] Mmmmmmm]]... that was incredible. Was it good for you?\\
'''Fletcher:''' [[InstantTurnoff I've had better]].better]].
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-> '''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]] that was incredible. Was it good for you?

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-> '''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]] that was incredible. Was it good for you?you?\\
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'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''

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'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''phone]''

-> '''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]] that was incredible. Was it good for you?
'''Fletcher:''' [[InstantTurnoff I've had better]].
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'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''

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'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''
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'''Fletcher''': ''[pained]'' No... I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.

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'''Fletcher''': ''[pained]'' No... ''[Glances at the glove compartment, but the officer doesn't understand]'' I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.

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[{{beat}}]\\

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[{{beat}}]\\''[{{beat}}]''\\



'''Fletcher''': (''pained'') No... I have unpaid parking tickets. [''Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out''] Be gentle.

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'''Fletcher''': (''pained'') ''[pained]'' No... I have unpaid parking tickets. [''Opens ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out''] out]'' Be gentle.



'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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->'''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over?
->'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me!
->'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top?
->'''Fletcher:''' [[LongList Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''!
->({{beat}})
->'''Cop''': Is that all?
->'''Fletcher''': (''pained'') No...I have unpaid parking tickets. (''Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out'') Be gentle.

-> '''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?
-> '''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.
-> '''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''

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->'''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over?
->'''Fletcher:'''
over?\\
'''Fletcher:'''
Depends on how long you were following me!
->'''Cop:'''
me!\\
'''Cop:'''
Why don't we just take it from the top?
->'''Fletcher:'''
top?\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[sighs]''
[[LongList Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''!
->({{beat}})
->'''Cop''':
''speeding''!\\
[{{beat}}]\\
'''Cop''':
Is that all?
->'''Fletcher''':
all?\\
'''Fletcher''':
(''pained'') No...No... I have unpaid parking tickets. (''Opens [''Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out'') out''] Be gentle.

-> '''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?
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doing?\\
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.
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advice.\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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-> '''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' [[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]

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-> '''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' [[LargeHam '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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-> '''Fletcher:''' [[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]

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-> '''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' [[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]
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-> '''Fletcher:''' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''

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-> '''Fletcher:''' '''''[[LargeHam [[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''ASSHOLE!]]
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-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your ''legal'' advice.
-> '''Fletcher:''' '''''[[LargeHam Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]'''''

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-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. Skull. He just knocked over an another ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.
-> '''Fletcher:''' '''''[[LargeHam Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]'''''
STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]'''''
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({{beat}})

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({{beat}})->({{beat}})

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->'''Cop''': ({{beat}}) Is that all?

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({{beat}})
->'''Cop''': ({{beat}}) Is that all?
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->'''Cop''': {{beat}} Is that all?

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->'''Cop''': {{beat}} ({{beat}}) Is that all?

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->'''Cop''': {{beat}} Is that all?
->'''Fletcher''': (''pained'') No...I have unpaid parking tickets. (''Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out'') Be gentle.
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-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM and he wants your ''legal'' advice.

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-> '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your ''legal'' advice.

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