: You know why I pulled you over? Fletcher:
Depends on how long you were following me! Cop:
Why don't we just take it from the top? Fletcher: [sighs] Here goes
: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding
: Is that all? Fletcher
) No... I have unpaid parking tickets. [Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out
] Be gentle.
Guy in the Washroom:
What the hell are you doing? Fletcher:
I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!
Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your legal
advice. Fletcher: [calmly takes the phone] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!