History Quotes / KangarooCourt

-->-- '''John Bunyan''', ''ThePilgrimsProgress''

'''Blackadder:''' I'm dead.\\

'''Blackadder:''' [[SarcasmMode I love a fair trial.]]

'''Blackadder:'' Who is the judge, by the way?\\

'''Captain Blackadder:''' I wouldn't be too confident if I were you, [[TemptingFate any reasonably impartial judge is bound to let me off]].\\

->''"[[SarcasmMode I love a fair trial.]]"''
-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder''', ''[[{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]''

-->-- '''Judith Draper''', '''''[[ThirdRockFromTheSun 3rd Rock From The Sun]]'''''

-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder''', '''''[[{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]'''''

-->-- '''[[WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]''', '''''Bananas'''''

-->--'''''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''''', "The Court Of Miracles"

-->-- '''The Queen of Hearts''', '''''AliceInWonderland'''''

-->-- '''Bowser''', '''''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow'''''

-->-- '''Q''', '''''StarTrekTheNextGeneration'''''

-->-- '''''SweeneyTodd'''''

-->-- '''''Bananas'''''

-->-- '''''{{Catch-22}}'''''

-->-- From '''''Comicbook/{{Superman}}''''' #349, "The Turnabout Trap!"

--> --'''''AvatarTheLastAirbender'''''

-->-- '''''OrderOfTheStick'''''

--> -- '''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', '''''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]] VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'''''

--> -- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', '''''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'''''

->'''F[-AITHFUL-].''' May I speak a few words in my own defence?
->'''J[-UDGE-] H[-ATE-]-G[-OOD-].''' Sirrah! Sirrah! thou deservest to live no longer, but to be slain immediately upon the place; yet, that all men may see our gentleness toward thee, let us hear what thou, vile runagate, hast to say.
-->-- '''John Bunyan''', '''''[[ThePilgrimsProgress The Pilgrim’s Progress]]'''''

-->-- '''''{{Homestuck}}'''''

-->--'''''TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''''', "The Court Of Miracles"

--> -- '''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', '''''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]] SuperMarioSunshine'''''

-->-- '''Judith Draper''', ''[[ThirdRockFromTheSun 3rd Rock From The Sun]]''

-->-- '''Captain Edmund {{Blackadder}}''', ''Blackadder Goes Forth''

-->-- from '''''SweeneyTodd'''''

->Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskopf had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. Such men were dangerous, and even the new cadet officers whom Clevinger had helped into office were eager to give damning testimony against him. The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with.
-->-- ''{{Catch-22}}''

->'''Superwoman:''' When next we '''''[[BoldInflation meet]]''''', Superman, it'll be in "'''''court'''''"!
->'''Superman:''' ''(thinking)'' Yes...you, me, and the '''''kangaroos'''''!
-->-- From ''Comicbook/{{Superman}}'' #349, "The Turnabout Trap!"

->"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."
-->-- '''[[WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]''', ''Bananas''

-->-- ''Bananas''

->"We find you totally innocent / Which is the worst crime of all / So you're going to hang!"
-->-- "The Court Of Miracles", Disney's ''TheHunchbackOfNotreDame''

--> --''AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-> Wait...WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. Wait a minute, so there was no statement by the defense, no attorney point by the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to know that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A JURY?!
--> -- '''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]] SuperMarioSunshine''

->"The offender Miles O'Brien, human, officer of [[TheFederation the Federation]]'s Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against [[TheEmpire the state]]. The sentence is death; let the trial begin."
--> -- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

->'''F[-AITHFUL-].''' May I speak a few words in my own defence?
->'''J[-UDGE-] H[-ATE-]-G[-OOD-].''' Sirrah! Sirrah! thou deservest to live no longer, but to be slain immediately upon the place; yet, that all men may see our gentleness toward thee, let us hear what thou, vile runagate, hast to say.
-->-- John Bunyan, ''[[ThePilgrimsProgress The Pilgrim’s Progress]]''

-->-- ''OrderOfTheStick''

->You will play the role of the prosecuting attorney. On Alternia, there is no such thing as a defense attorney, or a defense. In a courtblock, the word defense itself is offensive.
-->-- "{{Homestuck}}"

->"Sentence first! Verdict afterwards."
-->-- ''The Queen of Hearts, AliceInWonderland''

->"Koopa Court is now in session! Bailiff Mouser, read those phony charges you and I cooked up!"
-->-- '''Bowser''', ''The SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Everyone who think the defendant is guilty say Aye; '''AYE!!!''' All oppose?
->'''Everyone Else In The Room:''' NAY!!!
->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[LargeHam Too bad]] [[OneJudgeToRuleThemAll I'm in chaaarge!]] Guilty!
-->{{Kickassia}}

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[LargeHam Well, too bad]] [[OneJudgeToRuleThemAll I'm in chaaarge!]] Guilty!

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' [[LargeHam Well, too bad I'm in Chaaarge!]] Guilty!

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Everyone who think the defendant is guilty say Aye; '''AYE!!!''' Anyone that is opposed say Nay.

--> -- '''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''[[LetsPlay]] SuperMarioSunshine''

--> -- '''{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', ''Let's Play SuperMarioSunshine''

--> -- '''[[LetsPlay Chuggaaconroy]]''', ''Let's Play SuperMarioSunshine''

-> Wait...WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. Wait a minute, so there was no statement by the defense, no attorney point by the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bother to know that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A JURY?!

'''Jones''': Yes you do. Listen, here there are two types of accused: those who plead guilty, and those who piss off the judge off with a time-consuming trial before being found guilty.\\

->'''TheNostalgiaCritic:''' Everyone who think the defendant is guilty say Aye; AYE! Anyone that is opposed say Nay.

--> -- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

-> ''Wait...WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. Wait a minute, so there was no statement by the defense, no attorney point by the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bother to know that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, AND THERE WASN'T EVEN A JURY?!''