History Quotes / KangarooCourt

18th Apr '16 7:42:15 PM Awesomekid42
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->'''Two-Face:''' The prosecutor is ready, likewise our [[BlatantLies fair and impartial jury.]]\\

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->'''Two-Face:''' ->'''Scarface:''' The prosecutor is ready, likewise our [[BlatantLies fair and impartial jury.]]\\



'''Killer Croc:''' [[BrickJoke Hit him with a rock!!!]]

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'''Killer Croc:''' [[BrickJoke Hit him with a rock!!!]] rock!!!]]\\
'''Scarface:''' And now, all rise for the [[BlatantLies most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful]] Judge Joker!\\
'''The Jooker:''' Guilty!
4th Apr '16 2:18:57 AM Trogdor
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->'''Mayor:''' Court Stenographer, please stenography that we're starting the trial now.\\
'''Public Defender:''' There ''isn't'' a stenographer, your honor. Or a bailiff. Or a prosecutor. Or ''any'' of the personnel required to have a legal trial in this state, or any known democracy for that m-\\
'''Mayor:''' You are on ''fire'' today, counsellor! Accused, you're lucky to have this guy!
-->--''WebComic/TeamFortress2, Unhappy Returns''
20th Mar '16 9:37:21 AM Random888
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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' (book by Lillian Hellman)

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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' (book by Lillian Hellman)
Creator/LillianHellman)
11th Mar '16 12:50:59 PM FF32
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-->-- '''GoreVidal''' on the {{red scare}}

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-->-- '''GoreVidal''' '''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the {{red scare}}
28th Feb '16 2:32:52 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Judith Draper''', ''ThirdRockFromTheSun''

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-->-- '''Judith Draper''', ''ThirdRockFromTheSun''
''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''
4th Oct '15 11:48:25 AM TropeLicious
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-->-- '''Bowser''', ''TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

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-->-- '''Bowser''', ''TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
'''Bowser (King Koopa)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''



->''"Wait...Wait a minute, hold on! Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and ''there wasn't even a jury?'' This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's trial!''"

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->''"Wait...Wait a minute, hold on! Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and ''there wasn't even a jury?'' This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein's trial!''"
8th Sep '15 2:42:01 PM TropeLicious
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->''"The justice is swift in the court of miracles\\

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->''"The ->''♫ "The justice is swift in the court of miracles\\



Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!"''

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Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!"''fun!"♫ ''
16th Aug '15 10:04:29 PM Fireblood
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//->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\

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//->'''Witness:'''
->'''Witness:'''
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
16th Aug '15 10:04:03 PM Fireblood
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-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Drumhead"

-> ''"The verdict is guilty, the sentence is death. Let the trial begin."''
-->--'''Cardassian Judge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''

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-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', -->--'''Captain Jean-Luc Picard''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Drumhead"

-> ''"The verdict is guilty, ->''"The offender Miles O'Brien, human, officer of [[TheFederation the Federation]]'s Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against [[TheEmpire the state]]. The sentence is death. Let death; let the trial begin."''
-->--'''Cardassian Judge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
-->-- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Tribunal"



->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''

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->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''sham!"''\\
//->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\
'''Court Clerk:''' "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."\\
'''Fielding Mellish:''' Okay, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.



->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\
'''Court Clerk:''' "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."\\
'''Fielding Mellish:''' Ok, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.
-->-- ''Film/{{Bananas}}''



->''"The offender Miles O'Brien, human, officer of [[TheFederation the Federation]]'s Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against [[TheEmpire the state]]. The sentence is death; let the trial begin."''
-->-- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
18th Jul '15 7:00:30 PM johnnyfog
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'''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it?\\\\

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'''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it?\\\\it?\\
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