History Quotes / KangarooCourt

6th May '16 12:31:25 PM RobTan
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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\

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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind simple, you find a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\
6th May '16 12:29:01 PM RobTan
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->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"\\

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->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I Mellish]]:''' I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"\\sham!\\
6th May '16 12:28:06 PM RobTan
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->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''\\

->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\

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->''"I ->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''\\

->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
sham!"\\
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'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen '''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish]]:''' Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''Fielding Mellish:'''
Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\



-->-- '''Fielding Mellish''', ''Film/{{Bananas}}''

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-->-- '''Fielding Mellish''', -->-- ''Film/{{Bananas}}''
6th May '16 12:25:51 PM RobTan
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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet bloody-mindedness.

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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet sheer bloody-mindedness.
6th May '16 12:25:05 PM RobTan
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'''The Jooker:''' Guilty!

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'''The Jooker:''' Joker:''' Guilty!


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->'''Hacker:''' I want to trace the culprit.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Prime Minister.\\
'''Hacker:''' And I want a prosecution.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Prime Minister.\\
'''Hacker:''' And I want a conviction.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' ''(pause)'' We can try and trace the culprit, we can prosecute, but under the present political system, there are problems about the government actually guaranteeing a conviction.\\
'''Hacker:''' A little drinkie with the judge?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' It's unthinkable. There is no way any pressure can be placed on a British judge.\\
'''Hacker:''' Well how does one secure a conviction?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\
'''Hacker:''' Oh.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' A quiet word with the Lord Chancellor, find a judge who's hoping to be made a Lord of Appeal, and then leave justice to take her own impartial and majestic course.\\
'''Hacker:''' And that does the trick?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet bloody-mindedness.
-->--''Series/YesPrimeMinister''
18th Apr '16 7:42:15 PM Awesomekid42
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->'''Two-Face:''' The prosecutor is ready, likewise our [[BlatantLies fair and impartial jury.]]\\

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->'''Two-Face:''' ->'''Scarface:''' The prosecutor is ready, likewise our [[BlatantLies fair and impartial jury.]]\\



'''Killer Croc:''' [[BrickJoke Hit him with a rock!!!]]

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'''Killer Croc:''' [[BrickJoke Hit him with a rock!!!]] rock!!!]]\\
'''Scarface:''' And now, all rise for the [[BlatantLies most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful]] Judge Joker!\\
'''The Jooker:''' Guilty!
4th Apr '16 2:18:57 AM Trogdor
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->'''Mayor:''' Court Stenographer, please stenography that we're starting the trial now.\\
'''Public Defender:''' There ''isn't'' a stenographer, your honor. Or a bailiff. Or a prosecutor. Or ''any'' of the personnel required to have a legal trial in this state, or any known democracy for that m-\\
'''Mayor:''' You are on ''fire'' today, counsellor! Accused, you're lucky to have this guy!
-->--''WebComic/TeamFortress2, Unhappy Returns''
20th Mar '16 9:37:21 AM Random888
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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' (book by Lillian Hellman)

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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' (book by Lillian Hellman)
Creator/LillianHellman)
11th Mar '16 12:50:59 PM FF32
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-->-- '''GoreVidal''' on the {{red scare}}

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-->-- '''GoreVidal''' '''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the {{red scare}}
28th Feb '16 2:32:52 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Judith Draper''', ''ThirdRockFromTheSun''

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-->-- '''Judith Draper''', ''ThirdRockFromTheSun''
''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''
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