History Quotes / KangarooCourt

19th Apr '17 6:33:32 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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----

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----->''"I will act as your impartial judge. Though you disgust me beyond measure!"''
-->-- '''Intergalactic Judge''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''
17th Mar '17 7:22:36 AM Doug86
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-->-- '''Lord Karamozov''', ''Warhammer40000''

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-->-- '''Lord Karamozov''', ''Warhammer40000''
''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
4th Oct '16 12:47:15 PM Morgenthaler
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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' (book by Creator/LillianHellman)

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-->-- ''{{Candide}}'' ''Literature/{{Candide}}'' (book by Creator/LillianHellman)
18th Sep '16 10:36:04 AM AndyLA
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-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Superman}}'' #349, "The Turnabout Trap!"

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-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Superman}}'' #349, "The Turnabout Trap!"
Trap!" (1980)



-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Trial"
14th Aug '16 4:05:39 PM Dravencour
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-->-- ''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''

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-->-- ''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet''
''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', about the hanging of an eight-year-old boy.
6th May '16 12:31:25 PM RobTan
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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\

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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind simple, you find a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\
6th May '16 12:29:01 PM RobTan
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->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"\\

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->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I Mellish]]:''' I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"\\sham!\\
6th May '16 12:28:06 PM RobTan
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->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''\\

->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\

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->''"I ->'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:'''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''\\

->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.
sham!"\\
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'''[[Creator/WoodyAllen '''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish]]:''' Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
'''Fielding Mellish:'''
Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\



-->-- '''Fielding Mellish''', ''Film/{{Bananas}}''

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-->-- '''Fielding Mellish''', -->-- ''Film/{{Bananas}}''
6th May '16 12:25:51 PM RobTan
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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet bloody-mindedness.

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'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet sheer bloody-mindedness.
6th May '16 12:25:05 PM RobTan
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'''The Jooker:''' Guilty!

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'''The Jooker:''' Joker:''' Guilty!


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->'''Hacker:''' I want to trace the culprit.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Prime Minister.\\
'''Hacker:''' And I want a prosecution.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Prime Minister.\\
'''Hacker:''' And I want a conviction.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' ''(pause)'' We can try and trace the culprit, we can prosecute, but under the present political system, there are problems about the government actually guaranteeing a conviction.\\
'''Hacker:''' A little drinkie with the judge?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' It's unthinkable. There is no way any pressure can be placed on a British judge.\\
'''Hacker:''' Well how does one secure a conviction?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well youfind a judge who won't need any pressure put on him.\\
'''Hacker:''' Oh.\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' A quiet word with the Lord Chancellor, find a judge who's hoping to be made a Lord of Appeal, and then leave justice to take her own impartial and majestic course.\\
'''Hacker:''' And that does the trick?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Well not always. Sometimes they're so obviously trying for a conviction, that the jury acquits out of sheet bloody-mindedness.
-->--''Series/YesPrimeMinister''
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