History Quotes / KangarooCourt

4th Oct '15 11:48:25 AM TropeLicious
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-->-- '''Bowser''', ''TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''
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-->-- '''Bowser''', ''TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow'' '''Bowser (King Koopa)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

->''"Wait...Wait a minute, hold on! Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and ''there wasn't even a jury?'' This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's trial!''"
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->''"Wait...Wait a minute, hold on! Wait a minute. So there was no statement by the defense, no attorney appointed to the defense, no witnesses called, no evidence presented, nobody even bothered to notice that we literally got here four minutes and thirty-four seconds before we were arrested, and ''there wasn't even a jury?'' This is more rigged than even Saddam Hussein's UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein's trial!''"
8th Sep '15 2:42:01 PM TropeLicious
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->''"The justice is swift in the court of miracles\\
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->''"The ->''♫ "The justice is swift in the court of miracles\\

Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!"''
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Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!"''fun!"♫ ''
16th Aug '15 10:04:29 PM Fireblood
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//->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
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//->'''Witness:''' ->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\
16th Aug '15 10:04:03 PM Fireblood
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-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Drumhead" -> ''"The verdict is guilty, the sentence is death. Let the trial begin."'' -->--'''Cardassian Judge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
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-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', -->--'''Captain Jean-Luc Picard''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Drumhead" -> ''"The verdict is guilty, ->''"The offender Miles O'Brien, human, officer of [[TheFederation the Federation]]'s Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against [[TheEmpire the state]]. The sentence is death. Let death; let the trial begin."'' -->--'''Cardassian Judge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' -->-- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Tribunal"

->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''
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->''"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!"''sham!"''\\ //->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\ '''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\ '''Court Clerk:''' "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."\\ '''Fielding Mellish:''' Okay, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it.

->'''Witness:''' I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a warm, wonderful human being.\\ '''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]:''' Uh, would the clerk read that statement back please?\\ '''Court Clerk:''' "I've known Fielding Mellish for years and he's a rotten, conniving, dishonest little rat."\\ '''Fielding Mellish:''' Ok, I just wanted to make sure you were getting it. -->-- ''Film/{{Bananas}}''

->''"The offender Miles O'Brien, human, officer of [[TheFederation the Federation]]'s Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against [[TheEmpire the state]]. The sentence is death; let the trial begin."'' -->-- '''[[HangingJudge Chief Archon Makbar]]''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
18th Jul '15 7:00:30 PM johnnyfog
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'''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it?\\\\
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'''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it?\\\\it?\\
18th Jul '15 7:00:19 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Mulder:''' I'm putting the truth on trial. ->'''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it? ->'''Mulder:''' They're afraid to hear it. ->'''X:''' ''(spiteful)'' They're not afraid. They have too much power to be afraid. You're going to learn that, just like I did. You'll die learning it.
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->''"Atticus had used every tool available to free men to save Tom Robinson, but in the secret courts of men's hearts Atticus had no case."'' -->--''Literature/ToKillAMockingbird'' ->'''Mulder:''' I'm putting the truth on trial. ->'''X''': trial.\\ '''X''': ''What'' truth? ''Who's'' truth? You think these men will even hear it? ->'''Mulder:''' it?\\\\ '''Mulder:''' They're afraid to hear it. ->'''X:''' it.\\ '''X:''' ''(spiteful)'' They're not afraid. They have too much power to be afraid. You're going to learn that, just like I did. You'll die learning it.
12th Jul '15 7:59:04 AM Prfnoff
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-->-- '''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]''', ''{{Bananas}}''
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-->-- '''[[Creator/WoodyAllen Fielding Mellish]]''', ''{{Bananas}}'' '''Fielding Mellish''', ''Film/{{Bananas}}''
21st May '15 5:42:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''General Burkhalter, HogansHeroes''
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-->-- ''General Burkhalter, HogansHeroes'' Series/HogansHeroes''
17th May '15 11:06:07 PM nombretomado
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->''"It is as if twenty years after [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution Yorktown]] somebody in power at Washington found it necessary for the safety of the State to send to the scaffold UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson, [[UsefulNotes/JamesMadison Madison]], UsefulNotes/JohnAdams, [[UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton Hamilton]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Jay Jay]] and most of their associates. The charge against them would be that they conspired to hand over the United States to [[TheHouseOfHanover George III]]."''
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->''"It is as if twenty years after [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution Yorktown]] somebody in power at Washington found it necessary for the safety of the State to send to the scaffold UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson, [[UsefulNotes/JamesMadison Madison]], UsefulNotes/JohnAdams, [[UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton Hamilton]], [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Jay Jay]] and most of their associates. The charge against them would be that they conspired to hand over the United States to [[TheHouseOfHanover [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfHanover George III]]."''
7th Apr '15 5:43:18 AM nighttrainfm
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-->-- ''[[{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]''
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-->-- ''[[{{Blackadder}} ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]''
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