History Quotes / JonTron

->''"[[{{Pun}} Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"''

->''"Hi Barbie. I miss you. [[AndIMustScream It's so quiet after you die.]] [[TheNothingAfterDeath There's nothing.]] [[NightmareFuel But the voices...they never stop.]] ({{beat}}) [[MoodWhiplash See you in an hour!]]"''

->''"Subject, Takeshi Kitano, otherwise known as Beat Takeshi, Japanese film director, comedian, singer, actor, author, screenwriter, poet, painter - okay what wasn't this guy? And one time, video game designer. Yeah, you hear that? One time, 'cause one time is all he needed. After that, the sea floor split open and swallowed the Caribbean, earthquakes ravaged the west coast of America, and goblins were still really, really scary! Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like goblins!''' UAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'''''

->''"Aw, grommet. [[SarcasmMode I-I used to say it all the time back in Cali]]. You couldn't ''stop'' me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! [[SuddenlyShouting THE]] FUCK does grommet mea-" [[note]] Grommet is any surfer below the age of 16. [[/note]]''

->''"[[{{Pun}} Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I'm leavin' ya, Bubsy!]]'''"''

->''"[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I'm leavin' ya, Bubsy!]]'''"''

-->-- '''VideoGame/MonsterParty

->''"Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIII~II~III]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—[[Music/WhitneyHouston WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU]]'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!"''

->''"Subject, Takeshi Kitano, otherwise known as Beat Takeshi, Japanese film director, comedian, singer, actor, author, screenwriter, poet, painter - okay what wasn't this guy? And one time, video game designer. Yeah, you hear that? One time, 'cause one time is all he needed. After that, the sea floor split open and swallowed the Caribbean, earthquakes ravaged the west coast of America, and goblins were still really, really scary! Ew! I don't like 'em! I don't like goblins!''' UAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'''''

->''"Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIII~II~III]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!"''

->''"Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!"''

-->-- '''In the "Barbie Games" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]after Jon [[WildMassGuessing theo]][[EpilepticTrees rizes]] that Barbie keeps preparing for dates with Ken to distance herself from the fact that Ken died in a yachting accident[[/labelnote]]

-->-- '''In the "Takeshi's Challenge" episode'''

-->-- '''In the "California Games" episode'''

->''"Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' [[Creator/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!"''

-->-- '''In the "California Games" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]after seeing the "Let's drop in a grommet" line[[/labelnote]]

->''"Wealthy blacks also commit more crime than poor whites. That’s a fact. Look it up."''
-->-- '''Debate with Destiny'''

->''"Aw, grommet. [[SarcasmMode I-I used to say it all the time back in Cali]]. You couldn't ''stop'' me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! [[SuddenlyShouting THE]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]'' does grommet mea-" [[note]] Grommet is any surfer below the age of 16. [[/note]]''

->"Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech my dad knows him!' '''FUCK YOU!''' '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]'''"
-->'''In the "Nightshade" episode'''

->"Good God, China! All about [[RuleOfSymbolism symbols!]] Couldn't even make ''the alphabet''!"
-->'''In the "Titenic" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]referring to how Jack's name [[{{Foreshadowing}} is splattered with blood]][[/labelnote]]

->"Aw, grommet. [[SarcasmMode I-I used to say it all the time back in Cali]]. You couldn't ''stop'' me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! [[SuddenlyShouting THE]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]'' does grommet mea-" [[note]] Grommet is any surfer below the age of 16. [[/note]]
-->'''In the "California Games" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]after seeing the "Let's drop in a grommet" line[[/labelnote]]

->"Hi Barbie. I miss you. [[AndIMustScream It's so quiet after you die.]] [[TheNothingAfterDeath There's nothing.]] [[NightmareFuel But the voices...they never stop.]] ({{beat}}) [[MoodWhiplash See you in an hour!]]"
-->'''In the "Barbie Games" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]after Jon [[WildMassGuessing theo]][[EpilepticTrees rizes]] that Barbie keeps preparing for dates with Ken to distance herself from the fact that Ken died in a yachting accident[[/labelnote]]

->"Man, 1910 times were '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzKajWC2wNY scaaaary]]'''!"
-->'''In the "Titenic" episode'''

->"Let's move on to foot bag! Foot...bag. Well, that's my favorite Cali sport, I dunno about you. Whaddaya like, uh, STREET HOCK?"
-->'''In the "California Games" episode'''

->"Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' [[Creator/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!"
-->'''Jon's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reaction]] to''' '''''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie: Nuts & Bolts''''' '''having cars'''

->"You control both characters here, the one throwing the disk and the one catching it. So this is a game where you play catch..with yourself? Hey guys, chances are if I'm playing this in the 80s, I'm probably already a fat nerdy kid in his basement alone without friends... You tryin' to drive the point home or something? "
-->'''In the "California Games" episode'''[[labelnote:context]]Jon explaining the frisbee game[[/labelnote]]

->"[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I'm leavin' ya, Bubsy!]]'''"
-->'''In the "Bubsy" episode'''

->"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJTAqnmHt0 It...it's awful.]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting IT'S ALL FUCKING AWFUL!]]''''' '''ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!'''"
-->'''In the "Plug and Play Consoles" episode'''

->"[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"

->"Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, 'This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!' '''FUCK YOU!''' '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]'''"
-->'''In the "Nightshade" episode'''

->"Man, 1910 times were '''scaaaary'''!"

->"Man, 1910 tims were '''scaaaary'''!"

-->'''Jon's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reaction]] to''' '''''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie: Nuts & Bolts''''' '''having cars'''