History Quotes / JokerImmunity

16th Apr '16 11:14:39 PM Hanz
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-->--''WesterAnimation/RobotChicken''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''
16th Apr '16 11:11:55 PM Hanz
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->'''Joker''': That somehow means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, escape, rinse and repeat!

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->'''Joker''': That somehow means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, escape, go to jail, rinse and repeat!
16th Apr '16 11:11:28 PM Hanz
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->'''Batman''': ... No! One more punch would kill you! And I won't kill you.
->'''Joker''': That somehow means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, escape, rinse and repeat!
-->--''WesterAnimation/RobotChicken''
4th Feb '16 1:46:09 PM ChaoticNovelist
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->I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKenny he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!

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->I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKenny [[TheyKilledKennyAgain he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!
4th Feb '16 1:42:27 PM ChaoticNovelist
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'''Vilgax''': [[MoodWhiplash Oh, yes I do]]... [[LampshadeHanging you have never truly defeated me]], ''[[HannibalLecture because you don't have the guts!]]''

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'''Vilgax''': [[MoodWhiplash Oh, yes I do]]... [[LampshadeHanging you have never truly defeated me]], ''[[HannibalLecture because ''because you don't have the guts!]]''guts!''
30th Jan '16 3:12:47 PM lrrose
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->[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Kryptonite]], silver bullet. [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy.]] What's it going to take to keep you in the grave?
-->-- '''John Crichton''' to his nemesis Scorpius, ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "Promises"
19th Nov '15 6:10:46 AM bonesawisready
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->Even with the psychological advantage, [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Taker]] lost to the [[Wrestling/RandyOrton Ortons]] at ''No Mercy'', then suffered the horrific experience of being locked in the casket, doused with gasoline, and burned alive!\\\
[[FleetingDemographicRule And he really hates when that happens.]]
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/ortons-vs-undertaker/ " Possession is 9/10s of the law, but only 1/10 of what made this feud so stupid"]]
29th Oct '15 7:47:36 PM hamonrye
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->I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKenny he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!
-->--'''Creator/JeffreyCombs''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
14th Oct '15 5:02:45 PM namingway
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->''Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah.''
-->-- '''Kane''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSun''
27th Sep '15 2:16:57 PM hamonrye
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->On the subject of the Master, I always enjoyed how they handled this problem when the wonderful Anthony Ainley was playing the part in the 80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability to lie down and stop breathing.
-->--'''Creator/StevenMoffat'''

->This show has done everything that can be done with the Smoking Man. From villain to victim, we witnessed his fall from grace and eventual murder at the hands of Alex Krychek. So why did Carter feel the need to wheel him out once again for another final showdown? He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus...Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would have continued to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->Despite Batman’s best efforts to keep her from falling in, Catwoman [[DeathByIrony refuses to let go of her loot]], plunging downwards to an apparent death. It’s not, of course. Catwoman, and Newmar, will eventually return in Season 2 for an episode where she’ll try to murder the Dynamic Duo by cooking them on an oversized griddle.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''{{Series/Batman}}'', "Better Luck Next Time"

->You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you don't NEED a character to be alive to keep them on board! --except yeah, he's [[BaitTheDog totally still alive for some reason]]. I hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, because that's all they ever give us. idk.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain N|The Gamemaster}}''.

->'''Jay''': Of course, the overall stakes for this match are garbage because Wrestling/TripleH and Wrestling/{{Steph|anieMcmahon}} are ''[[WrittenByCastMember actually]]'' in power, so whatever happens--much like Wrestling/VinceMcmahon--they'll just leave for a bit and then come back under a new kayfabe job title with the same power.\\

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->On the subject
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->I'll be back! I ''always'' come back! (groans) But dying is such a ''bitch.''
-->-- '''Chucky''', ''Film/BrideOfChucky''

->You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you, huh? You won't kill me, outta some misplaced sense
of the Master, self-righteousness, and I always enjoyed how they handled won't kill ''you'', because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this problem when the wonderful Anthony Ainley was playing the part in the 80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains forever.
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

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->Bullets
don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability seem to lie down and stop breathing.
-->--'''Creator/StevenMoffat'''

->This show has done everything that can be done with the Smoking Man. From villain to victim, we witnessed his fall from grace and eventual murder at the hands of Alex Krychek. So why did Carter feel the need to wheel him out once again for another final showdown? He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus...Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would
have continued much of an effect on me, darlin'.
-->--'''J.R. Ewing''', ''{{Series/Dallas}}''

->I am very difficult
to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date kill. You should already know that.
-->-- '''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Resurrection
of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks.Daleks"

->They survived. They ''always'' survive, while I lose everything.
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Daleks in Manhattan"

->OK, cutting to the chase: Not dead, back, big surprise, [[BlahBlahBlah never mind.
]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->Despite Batman’s best efforts to keep her from falling in, Catwoman [[DeathByIrony refuses to let go of her loot]], plunging downwards to an apparent death. It’s not, of course. Catwoman, and Newmar, will eventually return in Season 2 for an episode where she’ll try to murder the Dynamic Duo by cooking them on an oversized griddle.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''{{Series/Batman}}'', "Better Luck Next Time"

->You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you don't NEED a character to be alive to keep them on board! --except yeah, he's [[BaitTheDog totally still alive for some reason]]. I hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, because that's all they ever give us. idk.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain N|The Gamemaster}}''.

'''Missy''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Magician's Apprentice"

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->'''Jay''': Of course, the overall stakes for this match are garbage because Wrestling/TripleH Triple H and Wrestling/{{Steph|anieMcmahon}} Steph are ''[[WrittenByCastMember actually]]'' in power, so whatever happens--much like Wrestling/VinceMcmahon--they'll Vince [=Mcmahon=]--they'll just leave for a bit and then come back under a new kayfabe job title with the same power.\\



-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''[[{{Wrestling/WWE}} Survivor Series 2014]]'', Ep. 45

->Needless to say, this is the same plot as ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Mario Galaxy 1]]'' with zero acknowledgment of continuity. No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put in him prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'

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-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''[[{{Wrestling/WWE}} Survivor Series 2014]]'', Wrestling/TheAuthority, Ep. 45

->Needless to say, this is [[AC:Video games]]

->I've got more lives than I do arms!
-->--'''Ultros'''
the same plot as ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Mario Galaxy 1]]'' with zero acknowledgment of continuity. No octopus, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''

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->No
little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put in him prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'monarchy.' (Yuk yuk!)



->Like can we please have even [[AssPull a token explanation]] for why the Warlock is alive!? This guy gets thoroughly disintegrated and he just pops up at the house in this movie like ‘whatev‘. It’s bad when you can’t even be bothered to come up with a bullshit excuse. It’s also bad when Creator/JulianSands is too good for your sequel and you have to get [[TheOtherDarrin Bruce Payne]] to stand in for you.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/warlock-iii-the-end-of-innocence-eric-freiser-1999/ on]] ''[[{{Film/Warlock}} Warlock III: The End of Innocence]]''
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->''"When it's your head they wanna sever\\
And your blood they want to shed,''\\\
''You know you're gonna live forever\\
If everybody wants you dead!''
-->-- '''Mister Burns''', "A High to be Loathed", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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->Like can we please have even [[AssPull a token explanation]] for why the Warlock is alive!? This guy gets thoroughly disintegrated and he just pops up at the house in this movie like ‘whatev‘. It’s bad when you can’t even be bothered to come up with a bullshit excuse. It’s also bad when Creator/JulianSands is too good for your sequel and you have to get [[TheOtherDarrin Bruce Payne]] to stand in for you.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/warlock-iii-the-end-of-innocence-eric-freiser-1999/ on]] ''[[{{Film/Warlock}} Warlock III: The End of Innocence]]''
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->''"When it's your head they wanna sever\\
And your blood they want to shed,''\\\
''You know you're gonna live forever\\
If everybody wants you dead!''
-->-- '''Mister Burns''', "A High to be Loathed", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin'.
-->--'''J.R. Ewing''', ''{{Series/Dallas}}''

->I've got more lives than I do arms!
-->--'''Ultros''' the octopus, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''

->You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you, huh? You won't kill me, outta some [[ThouShaltNotKill misplaced sense of self-righteousness]]... and I won't kill ''you'', because you're [[ForTheEvulz just too much fun]]! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

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->Bullets [[AC:Web Original]]

->This show has done everything that can be done with the Smoking Man. From villain to victim, we witnessed his fall from grace and eventual murder at the hands of Alex Krychek. So why did Carter feel the need to wheel him out once again for another final showdown? He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus...Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would have continued to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->Despite Batman’s best efforts to keep her from falling in, Catwoman [[DeathByIrony refuses to let go of her loot]], plunging downwards to an apparent death. It’s not, of course. Catwoman, and Newmar, will eventually return in Season 2 for an episode where she’ll try to murder the Dynamic Duo by cooking them on an oversized griddle.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''{{Series/Batman}}'', "Better Luck Next Time"

->Like can we please have even a token explanation for why the Warlock is alive!? This guy gets thoroughly disintegrated and he just pops up at the house in this movie like ‘whatev‘.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/warlock-iii-the-end-of-innocence-eric-freiser-1999/ on]] ''[[{{Film/Warlock}} Warlock III: The End of Innocence]]''

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->You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you
don't seem NEED a character to have much of an effect be alive to keep them on me, darlin'.
-->--'''J.R. Ewing''', ''{{Series/Dallas}}''

->I've got more lives than
board! --except yeah, he's [[BaitTheDog totally still alive for some reason]]. I do arms!
-->--'''Ultros''' the octopus, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''

->You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't
hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, huh? You won't kill me, outta some [[ThouShaltNotKill misplaced sense of self-righteousness]]... and I won't kill ''you'', because that's all they ever give us. idk.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain N|The Gamemaster}}''.

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->''"When it's your head they wanna sever\\
And your blood they want to shed,''\\\
''You know
you're [[ForTheEvulz just too much fun]]! I think gonna live forever\\
If everybody wants
you and I are destined to do this forever.
dead!''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
'''Mister Burns''', "A High to be Loathed", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''



->I am very difficult to kill. You should already know that.
-->-- '''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Resurrection of the Daleks"

->Oh yes, he (Davros) survived. People like him [[Main/InvincibleHero and me]] don't know any different.
-->-- '''The Sixth Doctor''', ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "Davros"

->They survived. They ''always'' survive, while I lose everything.
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Daleks in Manhattan"

->OK, cutting to the chase. Not dead, back, big surprise, never mind.
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Missy''']], ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Magician's Apprentice"

->Wesker! You are alive.
-->-- '''Chris Redfield''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''



->'''Joker:''' I [[StuffedIntoTheFridge killed your girlfriend]], poisoned Gotham and hell, it's not even ''breakfast!'' But so what? We all know you'll save me.\\
'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' Every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery. People ''die.'' I stop you. [[CardboardPrison You'll just break out and do it again.]]\\
'''Joker:''' Think of it as a '''{{running gag}}'''!
-->--''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->I'll be back! I ''always'' come back! (groans) But dying is such '''a bitch.'''
-->-- '''Chucky''', ''Film/BrideOfChucky''



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->On the subject of the Master, I always enjoyed how they handled this problem when the wonderful Anthony Ainley was playing the part in the 80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability to lie down and stop breathing.
-->--'''Creator/StevenMoffat'''
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