History Quotes / JokerImmunity

-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

-->-- '''Lex Luthor''' to Superman, ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS2E11And12ABetterWorld A Better World]]"

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->'''Cloud:''' Stay where you belong. In my memories.\\
'''Sephiroth:''' I will... ''never'' be a memory.
-->-- ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

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->Oh yes, he survived. People like him, [[InvincibleHero and me]], don't know any different.
-->-- '''Sixth Doctor''', AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho "Davros"

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-->--'''[[Characters/SupermanSuperboyPrime Superboy-Prime]]''', ''ComicBook/LegionOfThreeWorlds''

-->--'''ComicBook/NormanOsborn''', ''ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan''

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->'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' And all that'll happen to him is that he'll go back to jail.\\
'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Lois.\\

->'''ComicBook/MaryMarvel:''' Both of the guys think their Sivana is the worst, but I can tell you, Mom, Georgia has got to be the nastiest one of the pack. She's actually killed somebody, do you know that? Took a newspaper editor and shot him in cold blood. They couldn't pin the rap on her, but we know she did it.\\

->''"If I might interject for a moment...I'm quite certain I mentioned at some point that '''death is my bitch'''."''

->'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]''': HYDRA died with the Red Skull.\\
'''Arnim Zola''': Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.
-->--''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''

->"I'll be back! I ''always'' come back! (groans) But dying is such a ''bitch.''"

->"You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you, huh? You won't kill me outta some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill ''you'' because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->"You know I always survive. You wrote me that way!"

-->--'''Tommy''', ''Film/Halloween1978''

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->"Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin'."

->"I am very difficult to kill. You should already know that."
-->-- '''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E4ResurrectionOfTheDaleks}} "Resurrection of the Daleks"]])

->"OK, cutting to the chase: Not dead, back, big surprise, [[BlahBlahBlah never mind.]]"
-->-- '''Missy''', ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice}} "The Magician's Apprentice"]])

->"[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Kryptonite]], silver bullet. [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy.]] What's it going to take to keep you in the grave?"
-->-- '''John Crichton''' to Scorpius, ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' ("Promises")

->'''Jay''': Of course, the overall stakes for this match are garbage because Triple H and Steph are ''[[WrittenByCastMember actually]]'' in power, so whatever happens--much like Vince [=Mcmahon=]--they'll just leave for a bit and then come back under a new kayfabe job title with the same power.\\
'''[[Website/{{Botchamania}} Maffew]]''': With mustaches and fake glasses.

->''Regardless, [[ApocalypseCult Ferrymen and women]] are amongst the rarest beings in the world, bearing the fewest members of any current, Abyssal or not. The reasons [[HatedByAll being most Sirens detest their presence as a whole]], or [[TheDogBitesBack the people they’ve attempted to break fight back and take them out]]. But like [[AnimalMotif the coelacanth that represents them]], they always seem to return even if by all means, they should be extinct. The Currents fear for very good reason that, [[FridgeHorror given how they always seem to return, how big their numbers may really be]]...''
-->--''TabletopGame/SirenTheDrowning''

->"Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah."

->"I've got more lives than I do arms!"

->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' People die. I stop you. You'll just [[CardBoardPrison break out and do it again]].\\
'''Joker:''' Think of it as ''a running gag!''

->'''The Joker''': Savvy another round, Superfreak? \\
'''Superman''': Why can't you stay dead?! \\
'''The Joker''': I'll always have [[OneUp extra lives.]]

->'''The Watcher''': Speaking of abominations, didn't I kill you? \\
'''[[TheArchmage Concelhaut]]''': Few things delight me more than slamming the proffered door on [[TheGrimReaper the Usher's]] hand.

-->--'''Afton''''s HaveANiceDeath quote, ''VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight''

->"No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put him in prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[SexualEuphemism cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'"

->''"Oh, trust me. I know [[Characters/MetroidRidley Ridley]]. This guy will always find a way to come back to life. '''ALWAYS.'''"''

'''Andrew Hussie:''' They are [[ComicBook/TheJoker notoriously difficult to kill for reasons that basically don't make any sense]]. I'm personally not aware of a single timeline in which this codpiece packing moron dies.\\

->''He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus... Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would have continued to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks.]]''

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->"You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you don't NEED a character to be alive to keep them on board! --except yeah, he's [[BaitTheDog totally still alive for some reason]]. I hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, because that's all they ever give us. idk."

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!

But I can't be killed, that's why they [[Film/{{Joker}} cast a Phoenix]] to play me!''
-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->'' You've bested me in many worlds, [[Characters/AdventureTimeFinn child]]... but I'' always ''return.''
-->--'''The Lich''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS9E13Whispers Whispers]]"

-->-- '''Mister Burns''', "A High to be Loathed", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"Ah, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's gonna happen; you'll swing your sword, I'll fly away and probably say something like, [[WeWillMeetAgain "I'll be back, Samurai!"]] And then [[VillainExitStageLeft I'll flutter off over the horizon and we won't see each other for about a week]]. And then [[YoyoPlotPoint we'll do the same thing all over again]]."

->"Oh who cares? I've been blown up, thrown down smokestacks, fed to sharks; I'm the Joker! I always survive!"
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

->'''Kevin''': I thought Vilgax was dead.\\
'''Ben''': Which time?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'' ("The Ultimate Enemy Part 1")

->'''Vilgax''': Is this the thanks I get? After all, [[CreateYourOwnHero I am the reason you have the Omnitrix in the first place]]!\\
'''Ben''': Which you then tried to steal, which began a long tradition of me whipping your butt!\\
'''Vilgax''': It... No it didn't!\\
'''Ben''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, you're right]]... [[ContinuityNod oh, except for that time I kicked you out into space! And that]] ''[[ContinuityNod other]]'' [[ContinuityNod time I kicked you out into space? And of that arena?]] [[WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce Oh, and we got blown up in the ocean]]... Do you see there is a pattern forming here?\\
'''Vilgax''': [[MoodWhiplash Oh, yes I do]]... [[LampshadeHanging you have never truly defeated me]], ''because you don't have the guts!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse'' ("Vilgax Must Croak")

->'''Batman''': No! One more punch would kill you! And I won't kill you.\\
'''Joker''': That somehow means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, go to jail, rinse and repeat!

->"[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} You]] could've crushed me any time you wanted. And it wasn't the law or the will of the people that stopped you; it was your ego. Being a hero was too important to you. You're as much responsible for this as I am! So go ahead, fix it somehow. Put me on trial, lock me up--[[CardboardPrison but I'll beat it.]] And then we'll start the whole thing all over again."
-->-- '''ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' ("[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS2E11And12ABetterWorld A Better World]]")

->'''Johnny''': Hey Vanessa, is that your dad up on [[FatalFireworks that Rocket]]?\\
'''Vanessa''': He'll be okay. He blows up all the time.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' ("Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together,")

->"On the subject of the Master, I always enjoyed how they handled this problem when the wonderful Creator/AnthonyAinley was playing the part in the 80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability to lie down and stop breathing."
-->-- '''Creator/StevenMoffat'''

->"I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKennyAgain he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!"

->''"Why is it that good villains never die?"''
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies''

->''"I ''always'' come back!"''

->"I ''always'' come back!"

-->--'''William Afton''', ''VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight''

->"No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put in him prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[SexualEuphemism cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'"

->''"They'll never get rid of me. I always survive."''
-->--'''[[Characters/SupermanSuperboyPrime Superboy-Prime]]''', ''ComicBook/LegionOfThreeWorlds''

->'''The Rani:''' I thought that last mad scheme of yours had finished you for good.\\
'''The Master:''' You jest, of course. I'm indestructible! The whole universe knows that.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E3TheMarkOfTheRani The Mark of the Rani]]"

->"No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put in him prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy!'"

->'' You bested me in many worlds, [[Characters/AdventureTimeFinn child]]... but I'' always ''return.''

-->--'''[[Characters/SupermanSuperboyPrime Superboy-Prime]]''',''ComicBook/LegionOfThreeWorlds''

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->''"Some say he died. Codswallop, in my opinion. Dunno if he had enough human left in him to die."''
-->-- '''Hagrid''' on Voldemort, ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone''

->'''Fiera:''' Carmen Cole, Karma Girl, dropped her into a vat of radioactive something-or-other.\\
'''Johnny Angel:''' So, she's dead.\\
'''Fiera:''' We don't know that. No one's seen her since. Ubervillains are sort of like movie monsters. They always come back, even if they've been beaten, stabbed, shot, burned alive, and beheaded. I won't believe Malefica or the other members of the Terrible Triad are dead until I see their bodies.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Bigtime}}: Hot Mama''

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->''Regardless, [[ApocalypseCult Ferrymen and women]] are amongst the rarest beings in the world, bearing the fewest members of any current, Abyssal or not. The reasons [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating being most Sirens detest their presence as a whole]], or [[TheDogBitesBack the people they’ve attempted to break fight back and take them out]]. But like [[AnimalMotif the coelacanth that represents them]], they always seem to return even if by all means, they should be extinct. The Currents fear for very good reason that, [[FridgeHorror given how they always seem to return, how big their numbers may really be]]...''

'''Lois:''' All that'll happen, after all this, almost killing you a hundred times, almost conquering the world, is that he'll go back to a [[LuxuryPrisonSuite nice, comfortable cell]] that he can break out of, anytime he wants, and--

->''"You know I always survive. You wrote me that way."''
-->--'''Slappy the Dummy'''. ''Film/Goosebumps2HauntedHalloween''