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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church?''A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''

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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church?''A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. And, indeed, [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''
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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church?'' A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''

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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church?'' A church?''A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''
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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? A peasant. Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] .]]"''

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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? church?'' A peasant. peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] .]]"''"''

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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? A peasant. Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] .]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/AntonChekhov''', "[[HalfWittedHillbilly Peasants]]"



->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? A peasant. Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] .]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/AntonChekhov''', "[[HalfWittedHillbilly Peasants]]"
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->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? A peasant. Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? A peasant. Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? A peasant. At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? A peasant. Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. [[YouBastard And, indeed, can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] .]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/AntonChekhov''', "[[HalfWittedHillbilly Peasants]]"
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--->-- ''Anime/TweenyWitches'', "Witches' Tradition" (subtitles)

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->'''Ice King:''' Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' Hoooo! You're a sociopath.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
-->-- '''Azula''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Beach"

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->'''Ice King:''' Why do people not like me? '''Administrivia/SpoilersOff applies to all Quotes pages. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->''"[[OrphanageOfFear All the children here are miserable.]] [[KidsAreCruel When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.]]"''
-->--'''Lucy''', ''Manga/ElfenLied''

->"[[HopeSpot
Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* okay if I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' Hoooo! You're a sociopath.
exist?]] *silence* .... [[FreakOut PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME!]] ... Nobody cares about me... [[KillEmAll Everyone]] can just ''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds die]]''."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->My own mother thought
'''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''

-> '''Sheila:''' ''[from flashback]'' Magic to [[ForHappiness make people happy]], my foot! [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids I'll never accept anything like that!]]\\
'''Eva:''' Arusu,
I was a monster... want you to help Sheila.\\
'''Arusu:''' Help her?\\
'''Eva:''' Because I feel so sorry for her. She's all alone, you know!
She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
-->-- '''Azula''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Beach"
doesn't believe in anyone. Really, the poor thing!\\
'''Arusu:''' Well, I don't know if you'd call this helping her exactly, but…\\
'''Eva:''' But... But what?\\
'''Arusu:''' Listen, Eva, have you ever seen [[PerpetualFrowner Sheila]] laugh?\\
'''Eva:''' Huh? I don't think so.
--->-- ''Anime/TweenyWitches'', "Witches' Tradition" (subtitles)
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]



->''I want my innocence back''\\
''And if you can't give it to me''\\
''I will cut you down''
-->--'''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''I Want My Innocence Back''

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->''I want ->"I've been attached to them since the day of my innocence back''\\
''And if
'birth'. Obviously I connected with them, created a bond...but for some reason, my temper always got the best of me. I don't know why. We've never been this far apart before, it's weird...I feel so empty."
-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for ''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''

->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''
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[[folder:Films — Animated]]
->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''
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[[folder:Films — Live-Action]]
->''He must be so lonely. [[SourOutsideSadInside He must be so sad]].''\\
''He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.''\\
''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''\\
''(Beat)''\\
''Nah!''
-->--'''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol,''' "Scrooge"
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[[folder:Literature]]
->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."\\
"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."\\
"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''

->''Suddenly, I was overcome with ''sadness''. ''Poor Sally Ratmousen'', I thought. Yes, she was my enemy. Yes, she was rude. Yes, she was obnoxious. Yes, she was an all-around pain-in-my-fur. But it was Christmas Eve. No mouse should be alone on such a ''special'' night.''
-->-- ''Literature/GeronimoStilton'', "Merry Christmas, Geronimo!"

->"''So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. [[SpoofAesop We all learned something.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

->'''Trash:''' What are
you can't trying to steal from me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to
give it to me''\\
''I will cut
you down''
-->--'''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''I Want My Innocence Back''
something.\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would.\\
'''Trash:''' You expect me to believe that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before.....
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] Literature/{{Whatamess}}''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
-> ''"[[AuthorAvatar Jack Colquitt]] sat alone in his apartment at Christmas. [[WellIntentionedExtremist He believed in sacrifice]]. Yet, some nights, he longed for a second chance..."''
-->--'''The Cigarette-Smoking Man''', on himself from ''Series/TheXFiles''

-> "''He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''
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->''"Let me out of here! I have a fashion show to ruin! I was finally, finally gonna outshine Barbie and feel good about myself for once in my entire life!"''
-->--'''Raquelle''', ''WesternAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''

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->''"Let me out of here! I have a fashion show ->''I want my innocence back''\\
''And if you can't give it
to ruin! I was finally, finally gonna outshine Barbie and feel good about myself for once in my entire life!"''
-->--'''Raquelle''', ''WesternAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''
me''\\
''I will cut you down''
-->--'''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''I Want My Innocence Back''



->''"[[OrphanageOfFear All the children here are miserable.]] [[KidsAreCruel When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.]]"''
-->--'''Lucy''', ''Manga/ElfenLied''

->"[[HopeSpot Is it okay if I exist?]] *silence* .... [[FreakOut PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME!]] ... Nobody cares about me... [[KillEmAll Everyone]] can just ''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds die]]''."
-->-- '''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''

->''"Nobody loves me! Why should I love the dog?"''
-->--'''Mikhail Korovin,''' ''Laika''



->''No one knows what it's like''\\
''To be the bad man''\\
''To be the sad man''\\
''behind blue eyes''
-->--'''Music/TheWho''', [[Music/WhosNext "Behind Blue Eyes"]]
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[[folder:Theatre]]
->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
'''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''
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[[folder:Video Games]]
->''Nathan is... odd. He's extremely privileged, yet dark and brooding. Even though he's a dick, I can't help feeling bad for him sometimes. He's really just a weird little dude trying to figure out his shit, but he has to pretend to be all this stuff he's clearly not, like an athlete or a "cool" kid. You can tell it fucks him up inside.''
-->-- '''Chloe Price's''' journal entry on '''Nathan Prescott''', ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm''
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[[folder:Web Original]]



->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

->''"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieSheen'''



->''"You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable."''
-->-- '''Kenny's Will''' describing Eric Cartman from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain'''




->''No one knows what it's like''\\
''To be the bad man''\\
''To be the sad man''\\
''behind blue eyes''
-->--'''Music/TheWho''', [[Music/WhosNext "Behind Blue Eyes"]]

->''He must be so lonely. [[SourOutsideSadInside He must be so sad]].''\\
''He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.''\\
''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''\\
''(Beat)''\\
''Nah!''
-->--'''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol,''' "Scrooge"

-> ''"[[AuthorAvatar Jack Colquitt]] sat alone in his apartment at Christmas. [[WellIntentionedExtremist He believed in sacrifice]]. Yet, some nights, he longed for a second chance..."''
-->--'''The Cigarette-Smoking Man''', on himself from ''Series/TheXFiles''

->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."\\
"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."\\
"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''

->"I've been attached to them since the day of my 'birth'. Obviously I connected with them, created a bond...but for some reason, my temper always got the best of me. I don't know why. We've never been this far apart before, it's weird...I feel so empty."
-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for ''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''

->"''So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. [[SpoofAesop We all learned something.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

-> "''He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''

to:

\n->''No one knows what it's like''\\\n''To be the bad man''\\\n''To be the sad man''\\\n''behind blue eyes''\n-->--'''Music/TheWho''', [[Music/WhosNext "Behind Blue Eyes"]]\n\n->''He must be [[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Ice King:''' Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try
so lonely. [[SourOutsideSadInside He must be so sad]].''\\
''He goes
hard to extremes to convince us he's bad.''\\
''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must
be a sweet man inside!]]''\\
''(Beat)''\\
''Nah!''
-->--'''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol,''' "Scrooge"

-> ''"[[AuthorAvatar Jack Colquitt]] sat alone in his apartment at Christmas. [[WellIntentionedExtremist He believed in sacrifice]]. Yet, some nights, he longed for a second chance..."''
-->--'''The Cigarette-Smoking Man''', on himself from ''Series/TheXFiles''

->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both
good and ill."\\
"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."\\
"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor
husband for girls. What's wrong with me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' Hoooo! You're
a poisoned spear]]."
sociopath.
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''

->"I've been attached to them since the day
''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right,
of my 'birth'. Obviously I connected with them, created a bond...course, but for some reason, my temper always got the best of me. I don't know why. We've never been this far apart before, it's weird...I feel so empty."
-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for ''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''

->"''So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. [[SpoofAesop We all learned something.]]"''
it still hurt.
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

-> "''He is only guilty
'''Azula''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Beach"

->''"Let me out
of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment.''"
-->-- '''[[Series/RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''
here! I have a fashion show to ruin! I was finally, finally gonna outshine Barbie and feel good about myself for once in my entire life!"''
-->--'''Raquelle''', ''WesternAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''



->'''Trash:''' What are you trying to steal from me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something.\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would.\\
'''Trash:''' You expect me to believe that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before.....
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] Literature/{{Whatamess}}''

to:

->'''Trash:''' What ->''"You have no ability to feel and you are you trying going to steal from me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something.\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would.\\
'''Trash:''' You expect me to believe that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before.....
die alone and miserable."''
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] Literature/{{Whatamess}}''
'''Kenny's Will''' describing Eric Cartman from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."

->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my mother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''
-->-- '''Maul''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', "Twilight of the Apprentice - Part I"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieSheen'''

->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]



->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''

->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
'''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''

->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->''Suddenly, I was overcome with ''sadness''. ''Poor Sally Ratmousen'', I thought. Yes, she was my enemy. Yes, she was rude. Yes, she was obnoxious. Yes, she was an all-around pain-in-my-fur. But it was Christmas Eve. No mouse should be alone on such a ''special'' night.''
-->-- ''Literature/GeronimoStilton'', "Merry Christmas, Geronimo!"

->''Nathan is... odd. He's extremely privileged, yet dark and brooding. Even though he's a dick, I can't help feeling bad for him sometimes. He's really just a weird little dude trying to figure out his shit, but he has to pretend to be all this stuff he's clearly not, like an athlete or a "cool" kid. You can tell it fucks him up inside.''
-->-- '''Chloe Price's''' journal entry on '''Nathan Prescott''', ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm''

->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my mother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''
-->-- '''Maul''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', "Twilight of the Apprentice - Part I"
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to:

->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''

->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
'''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''

->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->''Suddenly, I was overcome with ''sadness''. ''Poor Sally Ratmousen'', I thought. Yes, she was my enemy. Yes, she was rude. Yes, she was obnoxious. Yes, she was an all-around pain-in-my-fur. But it was Christmas Eve. No mouse
->''"Nobody loves me! Why should be alone on such a ''special'' night.''
-->-- ''Literature/GeronimoStilton'', "Merry Christmas, Geronimo!"

->''Nathan is... odd. He's extremely privileged, yet dark and brooding. Even though he's a dick,
I can't help feeling bad for him sometimes. He's really just a weird little dude trying to figure out his shit, but he has to pretend to be all this stuff he's clearly not, like an athlete or a "cool" kid. You can tell it fucks him up inside.''
-->-- '''Chloe Price's''' journal entry on '''Nathan Prescott''', ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm''

->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my mother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''
-->-- '''Maul''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', "Twilight of
love the Apprentice - Part I"
----
dog?"''
-->--'''Mikhail Korovin,''' ''Laika''
[[/folder]]
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''[[JerkassFacade He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''\\

to:

''[[JerkassFacade He ''He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''\\''\\
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->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my brother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''

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->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my brother's mother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''
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->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''\\

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->''He must be so lonely. [[SourOutsideSadInside He must be so sad.sad]].''\\
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->''The Sith took everything from me. Ripped me from my brother's arms, murdered my brother, used me as a weapon, and then cast me aside. Abandoned me. Once, I had power - now I have '''nothing.'''''
-->-- '''Maul''', ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'', "Twilight of the Apprentice - Part I"
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->''Nathan is... odd. He's extremely privileged, yet dark and brooding. Even though he's a dick, I can't help feeling bad for him sometimes. He's really just a weird little dude trying to figure out his shit, but he has to pretend to be all this stuff he's clearly not, like an athlete or a "cool" kid. You can tell it fucks him up inside.''
-->-- '''Chloe Price's''' journal entry on '''Nathan Prescott''', ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm''
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->My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
-->-- '''Azula''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Beach"
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-->-- '''[[RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''

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-->-- '''[[RedDwarf '''[[Series/RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''
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->''Suddenly, I was overcome with ''sadness''. ''Poor Sally Ratmousen'', I thought. Yes, she was my enemy. Yes, she was rude. Yes, she was obnoxious. Yes, she was an all-around pain-in-my-fur. But it was Christmas Eve. No mouse should be alone on such a ''special'' night.''
-->-- ''Literature/GeronimoStilton'', "Merry Christmas, Geronimo!"
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'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting' shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.

to:

'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting' casting shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
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->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''
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->'''Ice King:''' ''"Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"''
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' ''"Hoooo! You're a sociopath."''

to:

->'''Ice King:''' ''"Why Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"''
me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' ''"Hoooo! Hoooo! You're a sociopath."''



->''I want my innocence back''
->''And if you can't give it to me''
->''I will cut you down''

to:

->''I want my innocence back''
->''And
back''\\
''And
if you can't give it to me''
->''I
me''\\
''I
will cut you down''



->''Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me''
-> ''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
-> ''Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me''
-> ''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
-> ''I'm alone in here / No more feelings''
-> ''Killed my fears / Don't ask''
-> ''you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed''
-> ''Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,''
-> ''trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer''
-> ''the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you''
-> ''Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul''
-> ''And in the end you're all dead to me...''

to:

->''Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me''
->
me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
->
anymore)''\\
''Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me''
->
me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''
->
anymore)''\\
''I'm alone in here / No more feelings''
->
feelings''\\
''Killed my fears / Don't ask''
->
ask''\\
''you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed''
->
exposed''\\
''Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,''
->
away,''\\
''trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer''
->
answer''\\
''the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you''
->
you''\\
''Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul''
->
soul''\\
''And in the end you're all dead to me...''



-->-- Shinji Ikari, ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''

to:

-->-- Shinji Ikari, '''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''



->''No one knows what it's like''
-> ''To be the bad man''
-> ''To be the sad man''
-> ''behind blue eyes''

to:

->''No one knows what it's like''
->
like''\\
''To be the bad man''
->
man''\\
''To be the sad man''
->
man''\\
''behind blue eyes''



->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''
->''[[JerkassFacade He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''
->''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''
->''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''
->''(Beat)''
->''Nah!''

to:

->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''
->''[[JerkassFacade
''\\
''[[JerkassFacade
He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''
->''He's
]]''\\
''He's
really a victim of fear and of pride.''
->''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold
''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold
Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''
->''(Beat)''
->''Nah!''
inside!]]''\\
''(Beat)''\\
''Nah!''



->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."
->"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."
->"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''.

to:

->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."
->"If
"\\
"If
even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."
->"Where
"\\
"Where
other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''.
''Literature/AFeastForCrows''



-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for BrothersOfCircuits.

to:

-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for BrothersOfCircuits.
''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''



->'''Trash:''' ''"What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''

to:

->'''Trash:''' ''"What What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I,
me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I,
I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah,
\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah,
a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well,
]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well,
I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You
\\
'''Trash:''' You
expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls
that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls
out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in
Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in
awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''
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''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\

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''Evillene''': '''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
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->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting' shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''
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-->-- '''BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

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-->-- '''BoBurnham''', '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"
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->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''
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->"Tiger is an emotional wreck and responds to his problems by being a jerk"
-->--'''Obbl''', Housepets! Forum.
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-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''

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-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''Literature/{{Whatamess}}''
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->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''

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->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
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->'''Trash:''' ''"What are you trying to steal from me?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know it out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''"Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would."''
->'''Trash:''' ''"You expect me to believe that?"''
->'''Whatamess:''' ''*pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?"''
->'''Trash:''' ''*in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before....."''
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] WesternAnimation/{{Whatamess}}''
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->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''

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->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler...Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
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->''"The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''

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->''"The ->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
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->"''You're such an angry girl, Helga. And you won't let anyone help you. So you have to live with your unhappiness.''"
-->-- '''Inga''', from the ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' episode ''Helga and the Nanny''

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