History Quotes / JerkassGods

22nd Apr '17 2:34:30 PM MrThorfan64
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->'''Claudius:''' Why are you so anxious to become a goddess?
->'''Livia:''' Oh, don't you understand? Claudius, do you believe that the souls of great criminals suffer eternal torment?
->'''Claudius:''' Certainly.
->'''Livia:''' But that the immortal gods, whatever crimes they have committed, are free from fear of punishment?
->'''Claudius:''' Of course. Jove deposed his father, killed one of his grandsons and incestuously married his own sister. He's the greatest god of all.
-->-- ''Series/IClaudius''
9th Mar '17 3:12:58 AM JackG
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->'''High Sparrow:''' You would spill blood in this holy place?
->'''Jaime Lannister:''' The gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined.
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
18th Nov '16 5:15:08 AM VPhantom
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-->-- '''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation''

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-->-- '''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation''
''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
17th Jul '16 7:53:22 PM PaulA
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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]''

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans2010 Clash Of The Douches!]]''
30th Mar '16 2:38:16 PM zootsutra
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Use my lightening, like scissors,\\

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Use my lightening, lightning, like scissors,\\
14th Nov '15 5:18:47 PM nmn3r3
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-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

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-->--'''Noam -->-- '''Noam Chomsky'''


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->The root problem with Christianity is that their God is supposed to be all-powerful and benevolent. It sounds like an easy sell, but when life turns completely to shit you have to come up with all kinds of wacked-out reasons for why kindly old Jehovah saw fit to run over little Timmy with a combine harvester and leave him in a state of vegetative limbless agony for eighteen years. Ancient cultures didn't have that problem - they knew their gods were a bunch of drunken lunatics who ran around boning their close relatives and turning their goolies into fruit-bearing trees.
-->-- '''Yahtzee Croshaw''', ''WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation''
15th Oct '15 7:27:15 AM Willbyr
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-->-- ''OyasumiPunPun''

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-->-- ''OyasumiPunPun''
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13th Sep '15 6:04:16 AM SAMAS
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Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\

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Who ->''Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\



Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!]]Douches!]]''
13th Sep '15 6:03:26 AM SAMAS
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Your crew is like the Clash Of The Douches!\\

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Your crew is like the [[Film/ClashOfTheTitans Clash Of The Douches!\\Douches!]]
13th Sep '15 6:01:13 AM SAMAS
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Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?\\
You're ruthless to Humans!\\
Your crew is like the Clash Of The Douches!\\
-->--'''Thor''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

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