History Quotes / JerkJock

27th May '15 6:24:16 AM johnnyfog
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->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her [[SmallNameBigEgo massively inflated ego]], [[ItsAllAboutMe self-obsessiveness]] and [[TeensAreMonsters downright sadism]]. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a [[RuleAbidingRebel 'rebel'.]] Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as [[VillainWithGoodPublicity a great role model]]. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].

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->That twat everyone wanted ->I am a sports fan, which means that I am willing to murder in school due to his/her [[SmallNameBigEgo massively inflated ego]], [[ItsAllAboutMe self-obsessiveness]] put up with a lot of corrupt jackassery from my owners and [[TeensAreMonsters downright sadism]]. Generally commissioners and college presidents. [[InherentInTheSystem It's baked right into the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by system.]]
-->--'''[[http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-usmnt-should-boycott-the-2022-world-cup-1692435025 Drew Magary]]''' on
the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a [[RuleAbidingRebel 'rebel'.]] Murderer 2022 World Cup

->Murderer
of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as [[VillainWithGoodPublicity a great role model]]. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].
10th Apr '15 8:32:52 AM johnnyfog
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->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].

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->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her [[SmallNameBigEgo massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness ego]], [[ItsAllAboutMe self-obsessiveness]] and [[TeensAreMonsters downright sadism. sadism]]. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. [[RuleAbidingRebel 'rebel'.]] Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as [[VillainWithGoodPublicity a great role model.model]]. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]].
10th Apr '15 8:31:15 AM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

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->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy [[TalkToTheFist bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\
10th Apr '15 8:30:39 AM johnnyfog
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->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.]]''

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->''The ->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\
'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-1-7-craving/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Craving")

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first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.]]'']]



->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.
->'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-1-7-craving/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Craving")
10th Apr '15 8:29:38 AM johnnyfog
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->''"That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[BestServedCold work for the very nerds they were bullying]]."''
-->--'''''UrbanDictionary'''''

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->''"That ->That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[BestServedCold [[LaserGuidedKarma work for the very nerds they were bullying]]."''
-->--'''''UrbanDictionary'''''
bullying]].
-->--'''''Wiki/UrbanDictionary'''''

->If you look at Creator/JonHamm and think to yourself thatís definitely the face of an asshole who [[InitiationCeremony abused balls with a hammer]] and terrorized b-holes with severe {{wedgie}} torture in the early 90s, then youíre strangely specific and probably right...Three members of Sigma Nu were sentenced to 30 days in the clink and the fraternity was shut down (but it was later reopened). The police issued a warrant for Jon Hammís arrest in 1992, but the charges were dropped in 1995 after he reached a plea deal.\\\
The lesson to be learned here is that sometimes big dicks are attached to big dicks.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/09/jon-hamm-was-an-abusive-asshole-frat-bro-in-the-90s/ Michael K.]]''', "Jon Hamm Was An Asshole Frat Bro In The 90s"
28th Nov '14 2:09:19 PM johnnyfog
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'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.

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'''David:''' ->'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.
28th Nov '14 2:09:08 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

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->'''Chris:''' Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\


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->''"That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a 'rebel'. Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too 'cool' to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to [[BestServedCold work for the very nerds they were bullying]]."''
-->--'''''UrbanDictionary'''''
19th Oct '14 3:29:58 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' The scene at school also introduces Dustin, and again: Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete bounce a basketball off that kidís head for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\

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->'''Chris:''' The scene at school also introduces Dustin, and again: Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete [[TakeThatScrappy bounce a basketball off that kidís head head]] for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\
20th Jun '14 9:41:42 PM johnnyfog
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->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's a cinematic shortcut.''

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->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.'']]''


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->'''Chris:''' The scene at school also introduces Dustin, and again: Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete bounce a basketball off that kidís head for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\
'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-1-7-craving/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Craving")
11th Aug '11 1:48:09 AM LordCrayak
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->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's a cinematic shortcut.''
-->-- '''Mr. Satanism''', reviewing ''Campfire Stories''
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