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-->--WebVideo/DavidNear, Suicide Mouse voice

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-->--WebVideo/DavidNear, -->-- WebVideo/DavidNear, Suicide Mouse voice
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->''So hush, little human. Don't say a word.\\
Mickey's gonna watch this whole world burn.\\
Death's the only true escape.\\
Dying is the only way.\\
So just relax and close your eyes.\\
Now, it's time for you to die.''\\
-->--WebVideo/DavidNear, Suicide Mouse voice
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->''Little John from the big castle\\
Plays with a little boy\\
Snip, snip, snip, off goes his head\\
Bright red, bright red''

->''Little John from the big castle\\
Plays with a little girl\\
Stab, stab, stab, she loses her sight\\
Bright white, bright white''

->''Little John from the big castle\\
Found another friend\\
Slash, slash, slash, into his tummy\\
Out his sides, red and runny''
-->--"Little John from the Big Castle", sung by '''Ghost Children''' from ''VideoGame/ClockTower2''
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Three blind mice, deathly mice''\\

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Three blind mice, deathly mice''\\mice''

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With three blind mice''

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With three blind mice''mice, o beware''

->''Three blind mice, watch your step\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice\\
Three blind mice, where they go\\
Three blind mice, what they do\\
Three blind mice, oh thee mice\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice''\\
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->"Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the cir-''cusss...''"
->Her voice is as clear and high as a six-year-old's. You hadn't known that about [[DarkActionGirl Mary]]. That [[HiddenDepths she could sing]]. Almost as well as Victoria.
->What are [[EldritchAbomination the spidery shadows]] that accompany Mary? Why are you alone?
-->--''Literature/LifesLottery''
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->''Three blind mice here and there\\

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->''Three blind mice mice, here and there\\



All over Kingston Town pitter pat''

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All over Kingston Town Town, pitter pat''
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->Three blind mice in a row\\

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->Three ->''Three blind mice in a row\\



To a calypso beat all the while

->They're looking for the cat\\

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To a calypso beat all the while

->They're
while''

->''They're
looking for the cat\\



The attitude of three blind mice

->Three blind mice here and there\\

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The attitude of three blind mice

->Three
mice''

->''Three
blind mice here and there\\



All over Kingston Town pitter pat

->They caught the carving knife\\

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All over Kingston Town pitter pat

->They
pat''

->''They
caught the carving knife\\



With three blind mice

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With three blind micemice''

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To a calypso beat all the while\\
They're looking for the cat\\

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To a calypso beat all the while\\
They're
while

->They're
looking for the cat\\



The attitude of three blind mice\\

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The attitude of three blind mice\\
mice



All over Kingston Town pitter pat\\
They caught the carving knife\\

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All over Kingston Town pitter pat\\
They
pat

->They
caught the carving knife\\



With three blind mice, oh beware

->Three blind mice, watch your step\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice\\
Three blind mice, where they go\\
Three blind mice, what they do\\
Three blind mice, oh thee mice\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice

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With three blind mice, oh beware

->Three blind mice, watch your step\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice\\
Three blind mice, where they go\\
Three blind mice, what they do\\
Three blind mice, oh thee mice\\
Three blind mice, deathly
mice
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-->--''Film/DrNo''

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-->--''Film/DrNo''-->--'''"Kingston Calypso"''', ''Film/DrNo''
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->Three blind mice in a row\\
Three blind mice, there they go\\
Marching down the street, single file\\
To a calypso beat all the while\\
They're looking for the cat\\
The cat that'll swallow the rat\\
They want to show that cat\\
The attitude of three blind mice\\

->Three blind mice here and there\\
Three blind mice everywhere\\
Searching all around for the cat\\
All over Kingston Town pitter pat\\
They caught the carving knife\\
To cut the pussycat's life\\
The puss will get that knife for trifling\\
With three blind mice, oh beware

->Three blind mice, watch your step\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice\\
Three blind mice, where they go\\
Three blind mice, what they do\\
Three blind mice, oh thee mice\\
Three blind mice, deathly mice
-->--''Film/DrNo''
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->''You always used to play with us,\\
Now's [[VengefulAbandonedToy our]] turn to play with you.\\
So play along, don't make a fuss!\\
And we'll come up with things to do!\\
We'll make you dance, we'll make you fight.\\
You'll smear yourself with worms all night!\\
We'll make you eat toenails and grease.\\
We'll make you wear an [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking itchy fleece!]]\\
We'll see if you [[DrivenToMadness break when you bend!]]\\
[[MadnessMantra The fun will never end!]]''
-->--[[Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS5E36ThePuppets "The Puppets"]], ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''
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[[WalkingWasteland When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh]]\\\
Quiet, crawl to the [[WorldBetweenTheWorlds in-between]]\\

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[[WalkingWasteland [[EnemyToAllLivingThings When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh]]\\\
Quiet, crawl to the [[WorldBetweenTheWorlds [[VoidBetweenTheWorlds in-between]]\\
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->''Hush, now, hide all you little ones\\
Rush now into the middle of nowhere\\
Singing and laughter will die\\
Dreamless sleep\\
Follows the Nowhere King\\
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh\\\
Quiet, crawl to the in-between\\

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->''Hush, ->''[[MoodWhiplash Hush,]] now, [[TheDreaded hide all you little ones\\
ones]]\\
Rush now into the [[EldritchLocation middle of nowhere\\
nowhere]]\\
[[KnightOfCerebus
Singing and laughter will die\\
die]]\\
[[DeadlyEuphemism
Dreamless sleep\\
sleep]]\\
Follows the [[BigBad Nowhere King\\
King]]\\
[[WalkingWasteland
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh\\\
nigh]]\\\
Quiet, crawl to the in-between\\[[WorldBetweenTheWorlds in-between]]\\



Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies\\

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Of [[PowerOfHate fearsome hatred that reaches the skies\\skies]]\\



Joy to the Nowhere King\\
When he sees the light leaving your eyes''

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[[ForTheEvulz Joy to the Nowhere King\\
King]]\\
[[ImpliedDeathThreat
When he sees the light leaving your eyes''eyes]]''
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->''Hush, now, hide all you little ones\\
Rush now into the middle of nowhere\\
Singing and laughter will die\\
Dreamless sleep\\
Follows the Nowhere King\\
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh\\\
Quiet, crawl to the in-between\\
Silent, secretive feeling\\
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies\\
You will bring\\
Joy to the Nowhere King\\
When he sees the light leaving your eyes''
-->--"The Nowhere King", ''WesternAnimation/CentaurWorld''
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Nine, ten, never sleep AGAIN!\\

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Nine, ten, never sleep AGAIN!\\AGAIN!
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-->One, two, Freddy's coming for you.\\

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-->One, ->One, two, Freddy's coming for you.\\
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-->One, two, Freddy's coming for you.\\
Three, four, better lock your door.\\
Five, six, grab a cru-ci-fix.\\
Seven, eight, better stay awake.\\
Nine, ten, never sleep AGAIN!\\
-->--'''Dylan Porter,''' ''Film/WesCravensNewNightmare''
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->''"all these ghosts using slowed down nursery rhymes to haunt people like jesus christ for once i wish some dead person would choose gasolina by [[Music/DaddyYankee daddy yankee]] i mean youre already dead. bend the rules. pick a bop."''
-->--[[https://storygirl000.tumblr.com/post/190109173271/ectopusses A Twitter post]] on this trope
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->''"Roses are red, violets are blue, one is dead, and so are you!"''
-->--'''The Miner''', ''Film/MyBloodyValentine''
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->First day, they come and catch everyone\\
Second day, they beat us and [[ToServeMan eat some for meat]]\\
Third day, the men are all gnawed on again\\
Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate\\
Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn\\
Sixth day, [[HellIsThatNoise her screams we hear in our dreams]]\\
Seventh day, [[BodyHorror she grew as in her mouth they spew]]\\
Eighth day, we hated as [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil she is violated]]\\
Ninth day, [[SlasherSmile she grins]] and [[ImAHumanitarian devours her kin]]\\
Now she does feast, as ''she's'' [[TheVirus become the beast]]...
-->--'''Hespith,''' ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

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->[[AC:They rowed, rowed, rowed their boats]]
->[[AC:through the [[DarkWorld Sargasso Sea]] ]]
->[[AC:Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily]]
->[[AC:''[[LeakingCanOfEvil soon we'll all be free]]''.]]

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->[[AC:They rowed, rowed, rowed their boats]]
->[[AC:through
boats]]\\
[[AC:through
the [[DarkWorld Sargasso Sea]] ]]
->[[AC:Merrily,
]]\\
[[AC:Merrily,
merrily, merrily, merrily]]
->[[AC:''[[LeakingCanOfEvil
merrily]]\\
[[AC:''[[LeakingCanOfEvil
soon we'll all be free]]''.]]\\
[[AC: Row, row, row your boat]]\\
[[AC: gently through my dream]]\\
[[AC: Terribly, terribly, terribly, terribly]]\\
[[AC: This is all I've seen]]\\
[[AC: We want to see more. Release us. Wake us from the sea. [[DealWithTheDevil Wake us all and you can live the dream forever]]...
]]
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->''[=ThE=] MORE you DENY''

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->''[=ThE=] MORE you DENY''DENY me''
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->''YOU CANNOT GET RID OF MEEE!!''

->''DARE to LOOK''

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->''YOU ->''"YOU CANNOT GET RID OF MEEE!!''

->''DARE
MEEE!!"''

->''"DARE
to LOOK''



->''me in my PLACE''

->''I will cause you''

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->''me in my PLACE''

->''I
PLACE"''

->''"I
will cause you''



->''With your LIFE''

->[[spoiler:''Whether adult or child'']]

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->''With your LIFE''

->[[spoiler:''Whether
LIFE"''

->[[spoiler:''"Whether
adult or child'']]



->[[spoiler:''I might leave you alone.'']]

->(''I only said MIGHT...'')

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->[[spoiler:''I might leave you alone.'']]

->(''I
"'']]

->(''"I
only said MIGHT...'')
"'')
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->For those who think
->that's just for kids
->this thing is not for me
->I urge you not
->to say those words
->Please take this SEE-rious-LY.

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->For ->''For those who think
->that's
think''
->''that's
just for kids
->this
kids''
->''this
thing is not for me
->I
me''
->''I
urge you not
->to
not''
->''to
say those words
->Please
words''
->''Please
take this SEE-rious-LY.
SEE-rious-LY.''

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->''I'll WAGER with YOU''

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->''I'll ->For those who think
->that's just for kids
->this thing is not for me
->I urge you not
->to say those words
->Please take this SEE-rious-LY.

->''There's just NO WAY''
->''You're OFF THE HOOK''
->''If you're ALL GROWN UP''
->''When you read this book''
->''And snub your nose''
->''With a civilized look...''
->''You'll appeal EVEN MORE''
->''to the BIG BABADOOK''

->''And this is what he'll say''
->''"I'll
WAGER with YOU''



->''the STRONGER I GET.''

->''You start to CHANGE''
->''when I get in.''
->''the BABADOOK growing''
->''right UNDER YOUR SKIN.''

->''Oh COME!''
->''Come SEE''
->''what's UNDERNEATH!''
-->--'''[[EldritchAbomination The Babadook's]] nursery rhyme,''' ''Film/TheBabadook''

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->''the STRONGER I GET.''

->''You start to CHANGE''
->''when I get in.
"''

->''"You'll then be my PUPPET''
->''my plaything, my PET.
''
->''the BABADOOK growing''
->''right UNDER YOUR SKIN.''

->''Oh COME!''
->''Come SEE''
->''what's UNDERNEATH!''
->''I'll MAKE you DO THINGS''
->''You'LL be SURE to REGRET."''

->''YOU CANNOT GET RID OF MEEE!!''

->''DARE to LOOK''
->''me in the FACE''
->''TRY to PUT''
->''me in my PLACE''

->''I will cause you''
->''So much STRIFE''
->''But you MIGHT''
->''Just get out''
->''With your LIFE''

->[[spoiler:''Whether adult or child'']]
->[[spoiler:''Best to give me a HOME'']]
->[[spoiler:''Put the welcome mat out'']]
->[[spoiler:''With a room of my OWN'']]
->[[spoiler:''And accept that I'm here'']]
->[[spoiler:''And from YOU I have grown.'']]
->[[spoiler:''Keep me smaller in size'']]
->[[spoiler:''I might leave you alone.'']]

->(''I only said MIGHT...'')

->''If it's in a word''
->''Or it's in a look''
->''You can't get rid''
->''Of the Babadook''
->''And please don't be tempted''
->''To tear up this book.''
-->--'''[[EldritchAbomination The Babadook's]] [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TjHe_Hzbw nursery rhyme,''' rhyme]],''' ''Film/TheBabadook''
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->''ThE MORE you DENY''

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->''ThE ->''[=ThE=] MORE you DENY''
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->''I'll WAGER with YOU''
->''I'LL MAKE you a BET.''
->''ThE MORE you DENY''
->''the STRONGER I GET.''

->''You start to CHANGE''
->''when I get in.''
->''the BABADOOK growing''
->''right UNDER YOUR SKIN.''

->''Oh COME!''
->''Come SEE''
->''what's UNDERNEATH!''
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->''If it's in a word''
->''Or it's in a look,''
->''You can't get rid''
->''of the Babadook.''

->''If you're really a clever one''
->''And you know what it is to see''
->''Then you can make friends''
->''With a special one,''
->''A friend of you and me.''

->''His name is Mister Babadook''
->''And this is his book''
->''A rumbling sound and three sharp knocks''
->''ba ba-ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!''
->''That's when you'll know he's around''
->''You'll see him if you look.''

->''This is what he wears on top.''
->''He's funny, don't you think?''
->''See him in your room at night''
->''And you won't sleep a wink.''

->''I'll soon take off my funny disguise''
->''Take heed of what you've read...''
->''And once you see what's underneath''
->''YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE...'' '''''DEAD'''''.
-->--'''[[EldritchAbomination The Babadook's]] nursery rhyme,''' ''Film/TheBabadook''

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