History Quotes / IdiotHero

'''Chris''': Seriously, just picking up an artifact from a dead, technologically advanced civilization and goofing around with it as soon as you see it is quite possibly the stupidest thing we’ve seen Clark do, and that includes referring to himself as “The Blur.”

->'''Chris''': Again, this is a show that is about Superman, and yet it’s Green Arrow who puts together a team that has nothing to do with Superman until he accidentally finds out they exist. They’re seriously about to walk out the door on a rescue mission, and basically just let Clark come along so he won’t whine about it....So the Justice League goes to bust into the [=LuthorCorp=] facility, and while Aquaman and Cyborg kick the living hell out of all the guards, Clark is almost immediately taken out by some Kryptonite that they have laying around. Seriously.\\
'''David:''' Well, Lex DID think that the intrusions were [Superman] so he probably prepared in advance. That kind of made sense. Still, [[TheLoad Clark sucks.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and ''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-6-11-justice/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Justice")

->''Disguises haunted [[{{ComicBook/Shazam}} Mary Marvel]]'s entire career. A change of slacks or a well-placed hat would throw her right off your trail. If you punched a puppy with your left hand and waved to Mary Marvel with your other, she'd apologize and ask you if you saw anyone run by left-handedly. She died a virgin because every time one of her beaus changed clothes she mistook it for a first date.''

->''"When you aliens are watching ''Film/IndependenceDay'', I hope what you really take away from it is this: Randy Quaid can kill you. That's not good news, space monsters. Randy Quaid isn't our best human. Here on Earth, we make Randy Quaid wear a helmet when he tries to think. ''{{Of Mice and Men}}'' was actually a Randy Quaid reality show. When a casting director can't get an orangutan for a part, they call Randy Quaid, and they have to use a special summoning horn to do it because Randy Quaid eats anything that rings. Randy Quaid once farted from April of 1991 to November of 1993. The point is, if he can stop your space invasion, you are fucked. Randy Quaid thinks anything with more than three letters is a suppository."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies-we-hope-any-potential-alien-invaders-have-seen/#ixzz33RAdJHkB "5 Mvies Aliens Should Watch Before Trying to Invade Earth"]]

->''"If being smart means [[PragmaticHero what you say...]] I'll remain a [[WideEyedIdealist fool]] [[HeroicResolve my entire life!"]]

->''"That's our hero, ladies and gentlemen: too stupid to '''eat!'''"''

->''"That's our hero, ladies and gentlemen: too stupid, to ''eat!''"''

->''"If being smart means [[PragmaticHero what you say...]] I'll remain a [[WideEyedIdealist fool]] [[HeroicWillpower my entire life!"]]

->''"They're the kind of characters who look... stupid, really, but they're not stupid, just... simple. And all they really want to do is just focus on doing their job, no matter what."''
-->-- '''Creator/MichelAncel''', on the protagonists of ''VideoGame/RaymanOrigins''

-->-- '''[[PokemonX Wattson]]''', ''[[http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20070423.html PokemonX]]''

->''"Wheres the fun in thinking BEFORE you do something?"''

->''"Real heroes don't need plans."''
-->-- '''Snow Villiers''', ''FinalFantasyXIII''

'''MC Bat Commander:''' See, Jimmy? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Planning can't solve all our problems.]]

-->'''Creator/MichelAncel''', on the protagonists of ''VideoGame/RaymanOrigins''

-->-- '''Pixel'''. ''VideoGame/GraffitiKingdom''

-->-- '''Pixel'''. ''GraffitiKingdom''

-->-- '''Rozalin''', ''{{Disgaea}} 2''

-->-- '''The King of Red Lions''', ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker]]''

->"I think we're dealing with a very very very very smart person, or a very very very very stupid person."\\
-- '''Model Robot''', ''PerfectHairForever''

->"[[RousingSpeech A speech on willpower in this day and age?]] I did not know people still believed in such silly notions. Perhaps it was your thick skull that prevented my father's curse from affecting you."

->"You're surprisingly dull-witted."\\
-- '''The King of Red Lions''', ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker]]''

->"Naive, as usual. Whether you believe me is of no import. Just do not stand in my way."

->"Real heroes don't need plans."
-->-- Snow Villiers, FinalFantasyXIII

->"Naive, as usual. Whether you believe me is of no import. Just do not stand in my way."\\
-- '''Grolla''' to '''Spiritia''', ''{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->"Naive, as usual. Whether you believe me is of no import. Just do not stand in my way."

->"You're surprisingly dull-witted."\\
-- '''The King of Red Lions''', ''TheLegendOfZelda: Wind Waker''