History Quotes / IceCreamKoan

-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvh2nlqpTYw "Deep Thoughts With The Deep"]], The De''Series/TheBoys''

->''"You speak entirely in parables, don't you? You're like a crap Jesus."''

'''Sophie, narrating:''' You look behind you and now the path is gone. The leaves have covered up the area you just came from. It's pretty disorientating.\\

->'''Splinter''': There is a saying. "He who runs his mouth gets face full of ''nunchaku''."
'''Leo''': They say that in Japan?

'''The Sphinx:''' ....\\

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-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''

-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''

->''"What would Uncle do? "Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself." (''{{Beat}}'') Ugh, even when I'm talking ''for'' him I can't figure out what he means."''

->''Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny. People throw those words around like tennis balls. Well, i eat balls for breakfast.''

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->''"The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary [[{{Pun}} tail.]]"''
-->--'''Sgt. Tamora Calhoun''', ''WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph''

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->''"It's all just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Those are good. The sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain. The moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."''
-->--'''Troy''', ''Film/RealityBites''

->''"It's possible that I hate Troy more than any other fictional or living human."''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/i-re-watched-reality-bites-and-its-basically-a-manual-1527955140 Jezebel]]''''', "I Re-Watched ''Reality Bites'' and It's Basically a Manual for Shitheads"

->'''Arthur:''' Oh, stay with me, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.\\
'''Hobson:''' Yes, [[ServileSnarker bathing is a lonely business.]]\\
'''Arthur:''' Except for fish.\\
'''Hobson:''' --I beg your pardon..? Did you say "''except for fish''"??\\
'''Arthur:''' Yes. Fish all bathe together. (rethinks) Although they do tend to eat one another. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I often think fish must get awfully tired of seafood.]] What are you thoughts, Hobson?\\
'''Hobson:''' Pardon me. ''(removes Arthur's hat [[DopeSlap and beats him with it]])''
-->--''{{Film/Arthur}}'' (1981 film)

->''"You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider... The Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead."''
-->-- '''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''

-> '''Barbossa:''' Aye, [[BadNewsInAGoodWay we're good and lost now]]!\\
'''Elizabeth:''' '''''LOST?!'''''\\
'''Barbossa:''' For sure, you have to be lost to find a place as can't be found, elsewise everyone would know where it is!
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd''

->''"What is the most admirable creature on God's green Earth? Why, it's the bee! [[MeanBoss Have you ever seen a bee on vacation? Have you ever seen a bee take a sick day?]] Well, my friends, the answer is no! So I say, be... ''the bee!''"''
-->--'''Jeremiah Fink''', ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''

->'''Cleaner #1''': So get this: He tells me I'm "new to the job, I'm workin' with all the colors except green." What the hell is ''that'' supposed to mean?\\
'''Cleaner #2''': Could be like symbolism. Like sayin' you're green.\\
'''Cleaner #1''': He said I ''wasn't'' using green! '''Everything''' but green!\\
'''Cleaner #2''': Was that like saying you're using too many colors, or too few, or what?\\
'''Cleaner #1''': You're asking me? What the hell do colors have to do with contract killing anyway? I'd like to know.
-->--''VideoGame/MaxPayne 2''

->''"The nude man catcheth the hen while the clothed man shivers."''
-->-- "[[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ben-franklin-quotes.php The Lesser Wisdom of Benjamin Franklin]]," ''Website/SomethingAwful''

->''"If HBO ever decides to do a season of ''Series/TrueDetective'' [[RecycledInSpace in space]], they should get Jaden Smith to write the script."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/10/20/jaden-smith-is-the-reincarnation-of-galileo-it-all-makes-sense-now/#more-194163 Michael K.]]''', "Scientology is a hellufafucking drug."

->''"''[=‘=]I have been on the bridge that spans two worlds, the link between all souls by which we cross into our own true nature![=’=]'' I honestly have no idea what Mulder is talking about here. It's probably meant to sound really meaningful but actually sounds meaningless... It's lovely that ''[Chris]'' Carter [[MagicalNativeAmerican holds the Navajo Indians in such esteem]] but why does he insist on filling their mouths full of his incomprehensible poetic dialogue that makes them all sound like pubescent teenagers spouting philosophy to impress the girls?"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/the-x-files-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "The Blessing Way"

->''"''“He wanted to do with himself what he had done to the atom. Split it in half.”'' That is what happens when you hire scientists who work on metaphor rather than actual science. One suspects that Alexander was great fun at office parties, but wasn’t particularly useful when it came to doing all the actual science stuff."''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/04/03/star-trek-enterprise-minefield-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/{{Millennium}}'', "Matryoshka

->''"Ever since ''Dlisted'' started, it feels like I’ve squirted out a post about the death of Will and Jada’s marriage at least a couple of times a year...I refuse to believe this until bong philosopher Jaden Smith tweets out something like, ''“Divorce isn’t a goodbye, it’s a hello in the form of a seed that grows into a flower that represents our true selves.”''"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/08/03/will-smith-and-jada-pinkett-smith-are-possibly-getting-a-divorce-take-4591987/ Michael K.]]''', "Who is going to get custody of Tom Cruise?!"

->'''Slovak''': Fate and destiny are but two sides of a worthless coin that should be given to a baker on Skid Row!\\
'''Allison''':''''' WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOOOUT'''''
-->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' watches ''Vampire Assassin''

->''"Every time you eat a chicken or a banana, it becomes a human."''
-->--'''Deepak Chopra'''

->''"There’s the doughnut and there’s the hole, and you should keep your eye on the doughnut… The hole is so deep and so bad. The doughnut is a beautiful thing."''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4468dVu_PaM Words to live by]] from '''Creator/DavidLynch'''

->''"In the animal kingdom, let a budgie fly into the open and the sparrows kill it. If you don’t belong, life can get very strange."''
-->--'''Jimmy Savile''', ''Love is An Uphill Thing'' (memoir)

->''"I don’t want to get into some long psychological investigation into the frightening mind of Jimmy Savile, because it’ll end up like that film ''Film/TheCell'', but with some boy scouts eating their breakfast on a rollercoaster that dips and swerves into an old man’s glittering anus."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/summer-of-savile-day-14-philosophy/ Stuart Millard]]''', "Summer of Savile"

->''"Fear is the dark room where the devil develops his negatives."''
-->--'''Gary Busey'''

->''"We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs."''
-->--'''Music/KanyeWest''', Oxford address 3.2.15

->''"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."''
-->-- '''Creator/ShiaLaBeouf''' (or was it Eric Cantona?) in response to a press question

->''"The fans used to say, ‘Tell me something to live by, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]].’ They’re always saying that. I used to say really dumb things like, ‘Remember, the living are just the dead on holiday,’ and they’d go, ‘[[SeeminglyProfoundFool Ohh man, did you hear that?]] The living are just the dead on holiday!’"''
-->-- '''Creator/TomBaker'''

->''"Thousands of years ago, they didn't have doctors stop bleeding. They had to be able [[IAintGotTimeToBleed to control their bleeding]]. So instead of bleeding to death they could go on and live."''
-->--'''Master Dominik Giocobbe'''

->''"Master Giacobbe's version of history [[StealthInsult is so much better than ours.]] I don't think he's right, but let's not get into that tired debate of which came first, the karate trance or the bandage?"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-made-by-crazy-people_p2/#ixzz31pzWdG00 "4 Instructional Videos Made by and For Crazy People"]]

->''"What does it feel like to die? I believe it’s a choice. See, you can choose darkness and finality, gnashing of teeth. Or you can choose life."''
-->--'''{{Wrestling/Sting}}'''

->''"Just so I have this straight…for Sting, dying feels like a choice, wherein one of the choices [[TheProblemWithFightingDeath is in fact to live.]]"''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/tna-last-rites-match-beware-the-death-bed/ "TNA Last Rites Match: Beware the DEATH BED!"]]

->''"A warrior's intellect will tell us in a voice we can all hear that living a life of avoidance allows others the silent permission to interject sorrowful circumstances all over our life...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ULTIMATE WARRIOR!? it's f***ing unreadable.

-->--'''Sgt. Tamora Calhoun''', ''Disney/WreckItRalph''

-->-- ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater The Boss]]''', ''{{Hiimdaisy}}: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Let's Destroy the Shagohod!]]''

-->--'''[[KillerRobot HK-55]]''', ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

-->--''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''

-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Thief of Time]]''

-->-- [[http://www.checkerboardnightmare.com/retrocomics/20020322_spinoffidea.gif The Unraveled]], ''CheckerboardNightmare''

-->--'''Jeremiah Fink''', ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''