History Quotes / IAteWhat

'''Ron''': Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!\\

-->-- '''Scientist''', ''ComicBook/TheFarSide''

->'''John Constantine:''' Your very good health, sir.
->'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Quite.
->[''they both down their glasses'']
->'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.
->'''John Constantine:''' Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to [[HolyBurnsEvil holy water]].
->'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Really... [[OhCrap what?]]

->'''Lois:''' Peter, why are there so many bottles of milk in the refirdgerator?
->'''Peter:''' Oh, thanks for reminding me. Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it's horse sperm! I'm a horse breeder now!
->''(Stewie goes wide-eyed as he stares down at the "milk" in his cereal... then VERY slowly continues eating)''

-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->Timmy had a bellyache 
-->But he don't no more. 
-->What he thought was [[CoolClearWater H20]]
-->Was [[HollywoodAcid H2SO4.]]
-->-- Anonymous

->''"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... [[spoiler: [[MoralEventHorizon Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!]]]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Scientist:''' What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheFarSide''

->'''Scientist:''' What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?\\

->'''Austin:''' (after accidentally drinking out of FatBastard's stool sample) This coffee tastes like ''shit!''\\

'''Austin:''' Oh...then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.
-->-- ''AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

->"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"
-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', ''"The Pack"''. (It wasn't)

->By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
-->--'''Zoidberg''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''

->"The Food of the Future!" said Gneelicks proudly. "[[FutureFoodIsArtificial Chlorella algae]]."\\
Buster spat out his mouthful. "WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?"
-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

->"Ah! [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!]] I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them -- [[TemptingFate but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?]]"\\
''[Duumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said,'' "[[OhCrap Alas!]] Ear wax!"

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-->"The Food of the Future!" said Gneelicks proudly. "[[FutureFoodIsArtificial Chlorella algae]]."\\

-->--'''Zoidberg''', ''{{Futurama}}''

-->'''Austin:''' (after accidentally drinking out of FatBastard's stool sample) This coffee tastes like ''shit!''
-->'''Basil:''' It ''is'' shit, Austin.
-->'''Austin:''' Oh...then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.

-->I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?

-->'''Wadsworth:''' And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
-->'''Mr. Green (Looking sick):''' Is that what we ate?

-->By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

-->"The Food of the Future!" said Gneelicks proudly. "Chlorella algae."
-->Buster spat out his mouthful. "WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?"

-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', ''"The Pack"''. (It wasn't)

-->-- ''{{Clue}}''

->I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?

->'''Atton''': Can I have another bottle?\\
'''[[LittleBitBeastly Asagi]]''': Want "Berry B Positive" or "Orange O Positive"?\\
(Atton ponders the question for a moment)\\
'''Atton''': I'm not even going to bother asking what each of them are, er...give me an "Orange O".\\
(Asagi hands Atton a can containing blood in it (not that he'll know it until he opens and drinks it)...with the blood having an orangey flavor to it. Atton hurriedly opens the can, taking a sip...before almost immediately spitting it out.)\\
'''Atton''': What is in this stuff?\\
'''Asagi''': Blood, durr.\\
'''Atton''': Blood? Just...I want a beer, I mean I'm hardly expecting Tarisian ale from this place but just...blood, really? Why are you even keeping it around?
-->-- ''{{Roleplay}}/WeAreOurAvatars''

(Atton ponders the question for a moment)\\

->Atton: Can I have another bottle?\\
'''[[LittleBitBeastly Asagi]]''': Want "Berry B Positive" or "Orange O Positive"?\\