History Quotes / IAteWhat

->'''Edd:''' I wonder what's in ''cider''?
->'''Tord:''' Uh, the usual ''blood'' and ''guts'', I guess...

-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}'', ''[[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysVRHelpWanted Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted -]]'' ''[[https://youtu.be/Ljoagbhp8EE?t=748 Part 5]]''

-->-- '''Scientist''', ''ComicStrip/TheF

-->-- '''Scientist''', ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''

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->'''Gneelicks:''' ''[proudly]'' The Food of the Future! [[FutureFoodIsArtificial Chlorella algae]].\\
'''Buster:''' ''[spitting out his mouthful]'' WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?
-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

-->--'''[[Tokyo Rose Glibnub]]''', ''VideoGame/HaloInfinite''

->'''Mark:''' ''[to the Puppet figurine]]'' Oh. You? You're the worst.\\

->''"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... [[MoralEventHorizon Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!]]"''

(''Ron vomits out the jeep window'')\\

->''"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... [[MoralEventHorizon Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!]]"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

->'''Austin:''' (''after accidentally drinking out of FatBastard's stool sample'') This coffee tastes like ''shit!''\\

'''Austin:''' Oh... then it's not just me. (''drinks some more'') It's a bit nutty.

->''"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"''
-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "The Pack"

'''Mr. Green (Looking sick):''' Is that what we ate?

->''"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."''
-->-- '''Zoidberg''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Gneelicks:''' (''proudly'') The Food of the Future! [[FutureFoodIsArtificial Chlorella algae]].\\
'''Buster:''' (''spitting out his mouthful'') WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?
-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

->''"Ah! [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!]] I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them -- [[TemptingFate but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?]]"\\
[Duumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "[[OhCrap Alas!]] Ear wax!"''

->''"What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?"''
-->-- '''Scientist''', ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''

-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', ''Starcade''

->Timmy had a bellyache\\
But he don't no more.\\
What he thought was [[CoolClearWater H2O]]\\
Was [[HollywoodAcid H2SO4.]]
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->'''John Constantine:''' Your very good health, sir.\\
'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Quite.\\
''[they both down their glasses]''\\
'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.\\
'''John Constantine:''' Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to [[HolyBurnsEvil holy water]].\\
'''The First Of The Fallen:''' Really... [[OhCrap what?]]
-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: A Drop Of The Hard Stuff''

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Family Gay"

-->--''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "The Full Monkey"

->'''Father Marks:''' God is in all of us.\\
'''[[ImAHumanitarian Floyd Feylinn Ferell]]:''' [[WhamLine ...So is Tracey Lambert.]]
-->-- ''Series/CriminalMinds''

->'''Gordon Noble''': "Thaddeus, what did I just drink?"
->'''Thaddeus Euphemism''': "You '''drank''' that!?!"
->'''Gordon Noble''': "Yeah. I was really thirsty and I thought it was Gatorade..."
->'''Thaddeus Euphemism''': ''(looking nervous)'' "Well, it certainly wasn't a dangerous gene-altering chemical that someone forgot to secure properly... ah heh..."
->'''Gordon Noble''': "Thaddeus... '''what''' did I just drink?"
-->-- ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''

->'''Superintendent Chalmers''': "You know, these hamburgers are quite odd, Seymour."
->'''Principal Skinner''': "Oh ho ho ho, no. That isn't hamburgers, it's my poop."
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wwSBID94yw This]] parody of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Little Baa Baa''': "It looks a bit like pee."
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "It looks like lemonade to me."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "Are you sure it's lemonade?"
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "Yes, it's lemonade."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "That's fresh."
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "And squeezed."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "And delicious."
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "And free."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "To sheep."
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "And turkeys."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "You're a turkey."
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "I am a turkey."
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "Who likes lemonade?"
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "Who LOVES lemonade!"
->'''Little Baa Baa''': "Then... why don't you help yourself?"
->'''Quirky Turkey''': "Don't mind if I do! ''(drinks it)'' Ohhh no, I forgot. It was pee!"
-->-- ''Literature/ILoveLemonade''

->''Found those by the creek, did you? They're nightshade berries. They're poisonous!''
-->-- '''Princess Merida''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}''

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

What he thought was [[CoolClearWater H20]]\\

->-'''Ron''': OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?\\

'''Buster:''' (''spatting out his mouthful'') WHAT! You're serving us pond scum?