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->'''Stormfather:''' You are not a hypocrite, child of Honor.\\

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->'''Stormfather:''' You are not a hypocrite, child Son of Honor.\\
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->'''Stormfather:''' You are not a hypocrite, child of Honor.\\
'''Dalinar:''' I am. But sometimes, a hypocrite is nothing more than [[CharacterDevelopment a man who is in the process of changing]].
-->-- ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive''
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->'''Ki''': It's not my place to comment, but you should try to quit ([[TheAlcoholic drinking]]).\\
'''Fooker''': Says the woman with a pack of cigarettes in her pocket...\\
'''Ki''': I ''said'' it's not my place to comment...
-->-- ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault''

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->I have but one piece of advice to give to you for your further career as a criminal investigator. That is that you must never allow yourself tobecome emotionally invested in the cases you are dealing with. This is most important, Tao Gan, but most difficult to achieve. I ought to know, I have never learned it.

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->I have but one piece of advice to give to you for your further career as a criminal investigator. That is that you must never allow yourself tobecome to become emotionally invested in the cases you are dealing with. This is most important, Tao Gan, but most difficult to achieve. I ought to know, I have never learned it.


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->'''Ryoma Hoshi:''' You actually plan on keeping that promise about not blaming yourself?\\
'''Kaede Akamatsu:''' No, not really. Just between you and me, I’m a pretty big hypocrite.
-->--''Fanfic/IdTradeMyLifeForYours'', Chapter 7
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->''"Gossip can be a very hurtful thing! It's an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. You didn't like ''that'' now, did you?"''

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->''"Gossip can be a very hurtful thing! It's an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. You didn't like ''that'' now, much, did you?"''
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-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''LightNovel/MushokuTenseiJoblessReincarnation''

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-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''LightNovel/MushokuTenseiJoblessReincarnation''
''Literature/MushokuTenseiJoblessReincarnation''
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->Oh, sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for [[ADateWithRosiePalms our personal use]], but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].

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->Oh, sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for [[ADateWithRosiePalms our personal use]], use, but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].
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->I have but one piece of advice to give to you for your further career as a criminal investigator. That is that you must never allow yourself tobecome emotionally invested in the cases you are dealing with. This is most important, Tao Gan, but most difficult to achieve. I ought to know, I have never learned it.
-->--'''Literature/JudgeDee''', ''The Morning of the Monkey''
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->Oh[,] sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for [[ADateWithRosiePalms our personal use]], but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].

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->Oh[,] ->Oh, sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for [[ADateWithRosiePalms our personal use]], but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].


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->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}}''': My mission is to terminate the undead.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}''': Then back off, we're on the same side.\\
'''Terminator''': How? You are also undead.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''LightNovel/MushokuTensei''

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-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''LightNovel/MushokuTensei''
''LightNovel/MushokuTenseiJoblessReincarnation''
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->''"I will not here discourse the [[AristocratsAreEvil corruption rife among the aristocracy]], which is to me, as one of them, so apparent."''
-->-- '''[[PosthumousCharacter Klint van Zieks]]''', in his [[DeadManWriting last will and testament]], ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney''
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->I did a lot of things you won’t be doing.

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->I ->''"I did a lot of things you won’t be doing."''
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->I did a lot of things you won’t be doing.
-->-- '''Queen Moon Butterfly''' to '''Princess Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''
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->''"Paul's a scumbag, all right, but we speak the same language. What am I now, 40-something? I was hot garbage back in my day, too; I can't judge."''
-->-- '''Rudeus Greyrat''' in an InternalMonologue, ''LightNovel/MushokuTensei''
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->''"Even I can't follow my stupid advice."''
-->-- '''Amber''', ''VisualNovel/HighwayBlossoms''
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->''"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of TheView has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events (''[='=]I do, which is why I’m reading'' Dlisted ''right now[='=]'' – you ''[='=]Good point[='=]'' – me)"''

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->''"ABC has finally come to the realization that the cast of TheView Series/TheView has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events (''[='=]I do, which is why I’m reading'' Dlisted ''right now[='=]'' – you ''[='=]Good point[='=]'' – me)"''
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->''"Gossip can be a very hurtful thing! It's an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. You didn't like ''that'' now, did you?"''
-->-- '''Rarity''' to Sweetie Belle, after finding out she's part of a gossip column, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E23PonyvilleConfidential Ponyville Confidential]]"

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->'''AWACS Long Caster''': Unidentified aircraft. Land your plane and surrender. Why do you feel the need to continue fighting on your own?\\
'''Mihaly A. Shilage''': That's funny, it seems like one of your pilots is also fighting alone.\\
'''Long Caster''': He's not alone. Look around you.\\
'''Mihaly''': I see. Perhaps it would've been best to entrust the future to pilots like that. Let me test him, then, to see if he's truly worthy.

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->'''AWACS Long Caster''': ->'''Long Caster:''' Unidentified aircraft. Land your plane and surrender. Why do you feel the need to continue fighting on your own?\\
'''Mihaly A. Shilage''': '''Mihaly:''' That's funny, it seems like one of your pilots is also fighting alone.\\
'''Long Caster''': Caster:''' He's not alone. Look around you.\\
'''Mihaly''': '''Mihaly:''' I see. Perhaps it would've been best to entrust the future to pilots like that. Let me test him, then, to see if he's truly worthy.


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->Oh[,] sure. We all might ''want'' to take a million pictures of Athena for [[ADateWithRosiePalms our personal use]], but you actually did it, Myriam. And that is a [[WebVideo/CinemaSins sin]].
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/6243913/chapters/14369977#workskin Everything Wrong With]] VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''
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->''"What are you all looking at? Haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?"''
-->-- '''Leonard''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

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->''"What are you all looking at? Haven't you ever You've never seen a hypocrite before?"''
-->-- '''Leonard''', '''Leonard Hofstadter''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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->''"You mortals are all alike, led astray by your ignorance. You think that's a revelation, that Goku's body will always be a part of me? Of course he will, such was my desire! You are mortals, Saiyans, yet you've gained divine power. You're stronger than most deities now. Thus those who created this cosmos have made something they could not control. And if one can't control a world, one can't be called a god of it, making Saiyans the ultimate symbol of the failure of the Kais. And so, by incorporating Goku's flesh into my being, I have assumed both the sins of mortal kind and the failure of divinity so they may never be repeated. That is the duty of a true god."''
-->--'''Fused Zamasu''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
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'''Billie:''' ...Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' black.

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'''Billie:''' ...Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' fucking black.


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->'''AWACS Long Caster''': Unidentified aircraft. Land your plane and surrender. Why do you feel the need to continue fighting on your own?\\
'''Mihaly A. Shilage''': That's funny, it seems like one of your pilots is also fighting alone.\\
'''Long Caster''': He's not alone. Look around you.\\
'''Mihaly''': I see. Perhaps it would've been best to entrust the future to pilots like that. Let me test him, then, to see if he's truly worthy.
-->-- ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown'', in a subversion of the trope
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->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!"''

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->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!"''''bullshit!''"''
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->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!"''''

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->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!"''''''bullshit!"''
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->Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!''

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->Okay! ->''"Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!''''bullshit!"''''
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->"The only way to never do the wrong thing is to never do anything."
-->-- '''Molly Carpenter''' explains this trope in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''
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->Okay! I know it's filthy rich coming from [[ShowyInvincibleHero me]]......but'cha powers are ''bullshit!''
-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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->'''Trevor:''' Well that's perfect. Then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice.\\
'''Franklin:''' Shit. I don't know how much more better that is than Devin's kind.\\
'''Michael:''' Hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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->''"What are you all looking at, haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?"''

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->''"What are you all looking at, haven't at? Haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?"''
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->''... so it's basically impossible, and a complete waste of time. But then again, this is coming from the guy who just calculated a useless statistic in a ten year old game, so, you go do your thing.''
-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMhhYGcZ5X4 How long would it take to capture every shiny original Pokemon?]]"
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''[They burst onto the freeway with police in HotPursuit]]''

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''[They burst onto the freeway with police in HotPursuit]]''HotPursuit]''

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