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->'''Trinity:''' You always told me to stay off the freeway.\\
'''Morpheus:''' Yes, that's true.\\
'''Trinity:''' You said it was suicide.\\
'''Morpheus:''' Then let us hope... ''[[==][[DramaticGunCock Reloads gun]][==]]'' ...that I was wrong.\\
''[They burst onto the freeway with police in HotPursuit]]''
-->-- ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''
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->'''Cell:''' In the meantime, what I really want to know is how ''you'' keep popping in and out of reality!\\
'''Goku:''' Oh, that's just my Instant Transmission.\\
'''Cell:''' And don't tell me, is that another technique you stole?\\
'''Goku:''' No...kinda... I got it from eating sick aliens.\\
'''Cell:''' That's disgusting.\\
'''Goku:''' You eat people all the time!\\
'''Cell:''' Yes. [[ItsWhatIDo And I'm a monster]].
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->'''PlayerCharacter''': If you hate the Force, why do you use it?\\
'''Darth Traya''': I use it as I would use a poison, and in the hopes of understanding it, I will learn the way to [[spoiler:kill it]]. But perhaps these are the excuses of an old woman who has grown to rely on a thing she despises.
-->-- ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords''
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->''"The Zero-Mortals Plan. What an irony, needing the power of a mortal to achieve the Zero-Mortals Plan."''

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->''"The ->''"[[FinalSolution The Zero-Mortals Plan. Plan.]] What an irony, needing the power of a mortal to achieve the Zero-Mortals Plan."''
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->''"The Zero-Mortals Plan. What an irony, needing the power of a mortal to achieve the Zero-Mortals Plan."''
-->-- '''Zamasu''' on his partnership with Goku Black, ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''
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'''Ruth:''' ''[FascinatingEyebrow]''

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'''Ruth:''' ''[FascinatingEyebrow]''''[FascinatingEyebrow]''\\

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->''"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"''

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->''"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"''hypocrite!"''


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->'''Billie:''' Okay, you have a drinking problem.\\
'''Ruth:''' ''[FascinatingEyebrow]''
'''Billie:''' ...Yeah, so when the pot calls the kettle black, the kettle's still fuckin' black.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge''
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->''"What are you all looking at, haven't you ever seen a hypocrite before?"''
-->-- '''Leonard''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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'''Imp:''' ''(imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee wearing a hat and vest)''\\

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'''Imp:''' ''(imp holds ''(holds up old photo of Yahtzee wearing a hat and vest)''\\
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'''Imp:''' ''(imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee)''\\

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'''Imp:''' ''(imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee)''\\Yahtzee wearing a hat and vest)''\\
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->'''Lizzie:''' Ugh, she is ''such'' a filthy hypocrite- ''which'' she will never admit!\\
'''Gordo:''' Well, you can't really ''admit'' to being a hypocrite, because...then, you're not a hypocrite.
-->-- ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'', "Pool Party"
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->'''MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\\

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->'''MoonKnight:''' ->'''ComicBook/MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\\
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->''""Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself."''

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->''""Nothing ->''"Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself."''
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->''""Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself."''
-->--'''Samuel Johnson'''
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-->'''MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\\

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-->'''MoonKnight:''' ->'''MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\\
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-->'''MoonKnight:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So I've got this straight:]] you go up, you hide, you track fit people, and then you kill them, take pieces of them down here, and paste them into your body with obsolete, exotic machinery. [[CutLexLuthorACheck And you think this is the purpose of their lives and your time and skills.]]\\
'''[[SerialKiller Slasher]]:''' No offense, buddy, but you're a mile underground wearing a white suit and a bag on your head.\\
'''Moon Knight:''' Fair point.
-->-- ''Moon Knight #1'' (2014 series)
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'''Yahtzee:''' Well I never said I ''wasn’t'' a hypocrite!"''

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'''Yahtzee:''' Well I never said I ''wasn’t'' a hypocrite!"''hypocrite!

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->"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture [[HollywoodHistory rewrites and romanticizes history]] to appeal to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates and '''romanticize their bollocks off'''."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag''

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->"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture [[HollywoodHistory rewrites and romanticizes history]] to appeal ->''"ABC has finally come to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates realization that the cast of TheView has the cumulative IQ of a half-digested ass corn and '''romanticize nobody wants to see a bunch of twat bubbles talk about current events (''[='=]I do, which is why I’m reading'' Dlisted ''right now[='=]'' – you ''[='=]Good point[='=]'' – me)"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/06/26/everybody-but-whoopi-is-getting-fired-from-the-view/ DListed]]'''''

->'''Yahtzee:''' The supernatural elements throw a few curve balls, but at least remain internally consistent -- unlike the fact that a man who wears a Fedora and vest somehow managed to convince [[TheLostLenore someone to marry him]] without choking on
their bollocks off'''."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag''
own vomit during the vows.\\
'''Imp:''' ''(imp holds up old photo of Yahtzee)''\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Well I never said I ''wasn’t'' a hypocrite!"''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/MurderedSoulSuspect''
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->''"There's no need to go showing off like that. That's ''my'' job."''
-->-- '''Rainbow Dash''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
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->"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture rewrites and romanticizes history to appeal to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates and '''romanticize their bollocks off'''."

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->"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture [[HollywoodHistory rewrites and romanticizes history history]] to appeal to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates and '''romanticize their bollocks off'''."
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->"'God, isn't is terrible how popular culture rewrites and romanticizes history to appeal to the lowest common denominator?' Yes, I agree, now let's find some pirates and '''romanticize their bollocks off'''."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag''
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-->-- Lelouch to Suzaku, ''Anime/CodeGeass R2''

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-->-- Lelouch '''Lelouch''' to Suzaku, '''Suzaku''', ''Anime/CodeGeass R2''
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-->-- Lelouch to Suzaku, CodeGeass R2

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-->-- Lelouch to Suzaku, CodeGeass R2''Anime/CodeGeass R2''
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->''"I don't have time to debate which of us is the bigger hypocrite"''
-->-- Lelouch to Suzaku, CodeGeass R2
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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''', ''DarkwingDuck''

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''', ''DarkwingDuck''
''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''
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-->-- '''DarkwingDuck''', ''DarkwingDuck''

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-->-- '''DarkwingDuck''', '''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck''', ''DarkwingDuck''
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->''"I am aware of the hypocrisy!"''
-->-- '''[[AuthorAvatar Pantsman]]''', ''Webcomic/VGCats''
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-->-- '''GeorgeOrwell''', "[[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]]"

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-->-- '''GeorgeOrwell''', '''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', "[[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]]"
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->''Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against.''
-->--'''GeorgeOrwell''', "[[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]]"

->''Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent.''
-->--'''DarkwingDuck'''

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->''Look ->''"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against.''
-->--'''GeorgeOrwell''',
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-->-- '''GeorgeOrwell''',
"[[http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm Politics and the English Language]]"

->''Okay, ->''"Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent.''
-->--'''DarkwingDuck'''
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-->-- '''DarkwingDuck''', ''DarkwingDuck''
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->''Okay, I don't practice what I preach. I can get away with it; I'm a parent.''
-->--'''DarkwingDuck'''

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