History Quotes / HumansAreCthulhu

->''One of the forbidden hunter tools made by Irreverent Izzy. Borrow the strength of the [[AnimalisticAbomination terrible undead darkbeasts]], if only for a moment, to blast surrounding foes back with the force of a roaring beast.
->The indescribable sound is broadcast with the caster's own vocal cords, which begs the question, [[FridgeHorror what terrible things lurk deep within the frames of men?]]''
-->--'''[[MakeMeWannaShout Beast Roar Description]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}''

->Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation. Even when you're sleeping... And when you wake, you carry it around on your neck. With eyes that cannot help but swallow more behind the mirror. I feel great, mute empathy for you.

-->-- '''Captain Olimar''' on the [[http://pikmin.wikia.com/wiki/Behemoth_Jaw Behemoth Jaw]] ([[CallARabbitASmeerp a maxillary denture]]), ''[[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Pikmin 2]]''

->''"Welcome, survivors! If you are here, the world has ended. So sad! But, congratulations on not being eaten by zombies or hyper-intelligent hairless apes or something like that."''

-->--Tumblr user [[http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/182776611078/hollyblueagate-if-you-dont-know-the-difference gallustostromegalus]]

-->-- [[Website/Tumblr keuhkopussirotta]]

-->-- [[{{Tumblr}} keuhkopussirotta]]

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

'''Koda:''' But Kenai, ''[[NotSoDifferent he]]'' [[NotSoDifferent attacked]] ''[[NotSoDifferent us]]''.

->''Every day, more ancient artifacts pop up. Given their [[MouseWorld size]] and unknown purpose, scholars believe "Giants" roamed these lands. They could have existed all over the known world, in giant kingdoms to protect them from the Dead Lands. When the "Day of Awakening" happened, the Giants must have vanished. Only their artifacts remain. There's no way to know, is there? Maybe they caused the awakening themselves. Perhaps they fell to the Dead Lands, or created them themselves. Maybe someday they will return to reclaim their old home? Maybe they have left for another world? I'm a bug of facts, but even I am reduced to daydreaming about their fate. At least we have their monuments, showing us glimpses of days past.''

-->-- '''Huey''' -- a duckling living in a WorldOfFunnyAnimals -- reacts to a StudioAudience of ''humans'', ''WesternAnimation/Ducktales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S3E2QuackPack Quack Pack]]"

-->-- '''Captain Olimar''' on the [[http://pikmin.wikia.com/wiki/Behemoth_Jaw Behemoth Jaw]], ''[[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Pikmin 2]]''

Yes, Man. Human in shape but satanic in spirit, Man likes to spend most of his time destroying things because he is worse than the Devil if he was a pedophile. You can spot the especially bad ones by having: two-dimensional personalities, being written horribly and having a chin that even Bruce Campbell would be jealous of. They kidnap animals, burn down rainforests and probably slept with your mother. If you should see Man anywhere in your neighborhood, please make a pretentious animated feature with confused morals and no sympathetic, three dimensional villains. Man: if there’s anything worse, it’s not human.

->''"This is Margaret. Margaret is in the genus ''Deinopis'', in the spider family ''Deinopidae''. In Greek, ''deinopis'' roughly translates to "fearful appearance", and therefore Margaret is often referred to as an Ogre-faced Spider. From Margaret's perspective, however, the creature that gave her that name is a freakin' terrifying giant with teeth the size of her face. She gave ''him'' the name "f*bleep*stick bastard d*bleep*wad.""''

-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'', on Parson Gotti

->''"The most fearsome monster I ever saw had two arms, two legs, and one head, and on it's head was a face with two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth, and above this face grew a mop of hair. Everywhere else, the creature's flesh was mostly pink and bare. Mostly. Makes my [[BlobMonster slime]] crawl thinking about it."''

->But it turns out [=FernGully=] is under attack by one of the worst animals the planet has ever known: ''MAN!''\\

->'''Critic:''' Gee, is this that naive and dangerous of all animals known as...
->'''Critic and Chick:''' ''MAN?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' and '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' (accompanied by a ScareChord and a crying bunny) in the [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS2E5 review]] of ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest''