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->''Tall tales, tragic acts''

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->''Tall tales, tragic atrocious acts''
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''What was the bettin’ an''\\
''Arrow in his retina would lead to his downfall?''\\

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''What was the bettin’ an''\\
''Arrow
an arrow in his retina would lead to his downfall?''\\
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''We’re History--''\\

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''We’re History--''\\History;''\\

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-->--ExpositoryThemeTune of the BBC adaptation.

->''Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire''\\

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-->--ExpositoryThemeTune of the BBC adaptation.

-->--ExpositoryThemeTune

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->''Stone Age brought you speech, farms, speech''\\
''Farms,
the wheel and fire''\\



''But Sparta praised lying, celebrated dying --''\\

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''But Sparta praised lying, celebrated dying --''\\dying--''\\



''We’re History...''\\

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''We’re History...''\\History--''\\



''Our crusades meant slaughter wherever we’d go''\\

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''Our crusades Crusades meant slaughter wherever slaughter''\\
''Wherever
we’d go''\\



''Kids up chimneys and down mines.''\\
''Improvements to the world did pick up, despite some violent hiccups --''\\

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''Kids up chimneys and down mines.''\\
mines''\\
''Improvements to the world did pick up, despite some violent hiccups --''\\hiccups--''\\



''We’re History...''''\\
-->-- Finale song

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''We’re History...''''\\
-->-- Finale
''\\
-->--Finale
song
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''Could be fairly dim.''\\

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''Could be fairly fairly... dim.''\\



''Brought them to their knees...''\\

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''Brought them to their knees...''\\knees!''\\

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''But Sparta praised lying, celebrated dying -- and Hippocrates drank wee.''\\

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''But Sparta praised lying, celebrated dying -- and --''\\
''And
Hippocrates drank wee.''\\wee!''\\



''Travelled, found the Incans, spread smallpox in a blink and''\\
''Brought them to their knees''\\

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''Travelled, found the Incans, spread smallpox in a blink and''\\
and''\\
''Brought them to their knees''\\knees...''\\



''We’re History...''
-->-- Song for the final episode

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''We’re History...''
''''\\
-->-- Song for the final episodeFinale song

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->''Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights,''
->''Dingy Castles, Daring Knights!''
->''Horrors that defy description,''

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->''Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights,''
wars, ferocious fights,''
->''Dingy Castles, Daring Knights!''
castles, daring knights!''
->''Horrors that defy description,''description''



->''Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes,''

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->''Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes,''cruel crimes''



->''Romans, Rotten, Rank and Ruthless!''
->''Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Toothless!''
->''Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages,''
->''Mean and Miserable Middle Ages!''
->''Gory stories we do that,''

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->''Romans, Rotten, Rank rotten rank and Ruthless!''
ruthless''
->''Cavemen, Savage, Fierce savage fierce and Toothless!''
toothless''
->''Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages,''
brainy sages''
->''Mean and Miserable measly Middle Ages!''
->''Gory stories we do that,''that''



->''The past is no longer a mystery,''

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->''The past is no longer a mystery,''mystery''



->''Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire.''\\
''Then metal was explored which meant we could make swords to kill, and build empires.''\\

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->''Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire.''\\
fire''\\
''Then metal was explored explored, which meant we could make swords to kill, kill and build empires.''\\



''But some were living graves for hundreds of poor slaves and pig’s eye was our cure for the blind.''\\
''Greek civilisation our creation, drama and philosophy.''\\
''But Sparta praised lying; celebrated dying and Hippocrates drank wee.''\\

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''But some were living graves for hundreds of poor slaves and pig’s eye was our cure for the blind.blind...''\\
''Greek civilisation our creation, drama and philosophy.''\\
philosophy''\\
''But Sparta praised lying; lying, celebrated dying -- and Hippocrates drank wee.''\\



''We’re History.''\\
''We brought you bloodshed.''\\
''Greek excursions to battle the Persians.''\\

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''We’re History.''\\
History''\\
''We brought you bloodshed.''\\
bloodshed''\\
''Greek excursions to battle the Persians.''\\Persians''\\



''Together we made the world a little bit grim.''\\
''We’re History.''\\

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''Together we made the world a little bit grim.''\\
grim''\\
''We’re History.History...''\\



''We Romans brought you roads and public medicine,''\\
''Gladiator fighting, feeding men to lions, burning Christians. That kind of thing (you know).''\\

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''We Romans brought you roads roads, and public medicine,''\\
medicine''\\
''Gladiator fighting, feeding men to lions, burning Christians. That Christians... that kind of thing (you know).thing, you know.''\\



''A time of invasion, feudalism, famine, Black Death, bubos and welts.''\\
''1066 saw Harold in a fix as William conquered all.''\\
''What was the bettin’ an arrow in his retina would lead to his downfall?''\\

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''A time of invasion, feudalism, famine, Black Death, bubos buboes and welts.''\\
''1066 saw Harold in a fix as William conquered all.''\\
all''\\
''What was the bettin’ an arrow an''\\
''Arrow
in his retina would lead to his downfall?''\\



''We’re History.''\\
''We brought invasion and strife.''\\
''We attacked monasteries, said “Give us gold, please”, then we took your life.''\\
''Our crusades meant slaughter wherever we’d go.''\\



''We brought invasion and strife''\\
''We attacked monasteries, said “Give us gold, please”, then we took your life!''\\
''Our crusades meant slaughter wherever we’d go''\\
''We’re History...''\\



''Also beheadings, burning, civil war''\\

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''Also beheadings, burning, burnings, civil war''\\



''We’re History.''\\
''We gave you plague and disease.''\\
''Travelled, found the Incans, spread smallpox in a blink and brought them to their knees.''\\
''Dogs, cats and the French blamed for plague along the way.''\\
''We’re History.''\\

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''We’re History.''\\
History''\\
''We gave you plague and disease.''\\
disease''\\
''Travelled, found the Incans, spread smallpox in a blink and brought and''\\
''Brought
them to their knees.''\\
knees''\\
''Dogs, cats and the French blamed for plague blamed''\\
''For plague,
along the way.''\\
way''\\
''We’re History.History...''\\



''Victorian technology went hand-in-hand with poverty,''\\

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''Victorian technology went hand-in-hand with poverty,''\\poverty''\\



''Improvements to the world did pick up, despite some violent hiccups;''\\
''Two World Wars, millions died.''\\

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''Improvements to the world did pick up, despite some violent hiccups;''\\
hiccups --''\\
''Two World Wars, millions died.''\\died!''\\



''We’re History.''\\
''Our times smelly and gory.''\\

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''We’re History.''\\
History''\\
''Our times smelly and gory.''\\gory''\\



''Thought we were amazing though you may quibble.''\\
''We’re History and we made it horrible.''\\
''We’re History!''

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''Thought we were amazing though amazing''\\
''Though
you may quibble.''\\
quibble--''\\
''We’re History History... and we made it horrible.''\\
horrible!''\\
''We’re History!''History...''
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->''Cut-Throat Celts or Cruel Egyptians''

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->''Cut-Throat Celts or Cruel Celts, Awful Egyptians''

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->''Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire.''\\
''Then metal was explored which meant we could make swords to kill, and build empires.''\\
''Think Ancient Egypt was nicer? Pharaohs, tombs, lovely shrines?''\\
''But some were living graves for hundreds of poor slaves and pig’s eye was our cure for the blind.''\\
''Greek civilisation our creation, drama and philosophy.''\\
''But Sparta praised lying; celebrated dying and Hippocrates drank wee.''\\
\\
''We’re History.''\\
''We brought you bloodshed.''\\
''Greek excursions to battle the Persians.''\\
''Disembowelling our dead.''\\
''Together we made the world a little bit grim.''\\
''We’re History.''\\
''Could be fairly dim.''\\
\\
''We Romans brought you roads and public medicine,''\\
''Gladiator fighting, feeding men to lions, burning Christians. That kind of thing (you know).''\\
''Then came the Middle Ages; Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts,''\\
''A time of invasion, feudalism, famine, Black Death, bubos and welts.''\\
''1066 saw Harold in a fix as William conquered all.''\\
''What was the bettin’ an arrow in his retina would lead to his downfall?''\\
\\
''We’re History.''\\
''We brought invasion and strife.''\\
''We attacked monasteries, said “Give us gold, please”, then we took your life.''\\
''Our crusades meant slaughter wherever we’d go.''\\
''We’re History''\\
''Was it pretty? No.''\\
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''Tudor, Stuart, Georgian monarchs next in line''\\
''Brought progress in science and art.''\\
''Also beheadings, burning, civil war''\\
''Greed and colonies, for a start.''\\
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''We’re History.''\\
''We gave you plague and disease.''\\
''Travelled, found the Incans, spread smallpox in a blink and brought them to their knees.''\\
''Dogs, cats and the French blamed for plague along the way.''\\
''We’re History.''\\
''Not such happy days.''\\
\\
''Victorian technology went hand-in-hand with poverty,''\\
''Kids up chimneys and down mines.''\\
''Improvements to the world did pick up, despite some violent hiccups;''\\
''Two World Wars, millions died.''\\
\\
''We’re History.''\\
''Our times smelly and gory.''\\
''We reigned over you and told you what to do''\\
''And that is this story.''\\
''Thought we were amazing though you may quibble.''\\
''We’re History and we made it horrible.''\\
''We’re History!''
-->-- Song for the final episode
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->''All the stuff they don't teach at school''

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->''All the stuff ->''Stuff they don't teach you at school''

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