History Quotes / Hipster

'''Lois:''' You make me sick, Brian.\\

-->--'''Rich Evans''' to '''Jack Packard''', ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''

->'''Lois:''' I think you just got to be in the "out" group. Whoever's on top, whoever's in power, whoever's successful, you gotta be on the other side or you don't feel like the smartest guy in the room. All you are, my dear, is a contrarian.
->'''Brian:''' Oh, please, you could not be more off base.
->'''Lois:''' Oh, yeah? Let me ask, what did you think of the movie ''{{Film/Titanic|1997}}''?
->'''Brian:''' Horrible, one of the worst movies ever made.
->'''Lois:''' Mm-hm, what about ''Film/SlumdogMillionaire''?
->'''Brian:''' Overrated, just a terrible movie.
->'''Lois:''' ''{{Film/Cocktail}}''.
->'''Brian:''' Actually, not a bad film. You know, as classically structured cinema, ''Cocktail'' was one of the best films of its era.
->'''Lois:''' You make me sick, Brian.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Excellence in Broadcasting"

->'Tell me your company, and I'll tell you your opinions,' might be said to many a man who piques himself on a select and superior view of things, distinct from the vulgar.
-->-- '''William Hazlitt''', "On Consistency of Opinion," in ''Winterslow'', [[OlderThanRadio 1850]]

->I figure Creator/DiabloCody’s role in the ''Franchise/EvilDead'' script was overplayed anyway, as none of the characters died after getting run over by a penny farthing.

->I really want to see the quirky engagement ring Jacob proposed to her with. I know he’s only been with Zooey for about 6 months, so I hope he had enough time to find a taxidermied squirrel tooth set in an antique gold harmonica.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/zooey-deschanel-is-getting-married-again/ DListed]]''''', "Creator/ZooeyDeschanel Is Getting Married Again"

->Jack, you're such a hipster that even in our small group - even in our ''tiny'' little group - you just have to be the dissenting opinion, don't you?

->'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Well, nowadays it's cool to like things ironically that you don't really like.\\
'''Dad''': [[LogicBomb How does that work out, then?]]\\
'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': It's just like [[StockYuck olives and espresso]]. Nobody really enjoys them, but you pretend you do just to look cool and sophisticated.

->God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in, like, 15 layers of irony?

->I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. Every great song by the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peech_Boys Peech Boys]]. All the underground hits. All the [[Music/TheModernLovers Modern Lovers]] tracks.\\

I hear everybody that you know... [[SelfDeprecation is more relevant than everybody that I know...]]

->The bowtie, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student - if you had any more tawdry quirks you could open up a tawdry quirk shop.
-->--'''The Dream Lord''' describes the Eleventh Doctor, ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Amy's Choice''

-->-- April Ludgate, ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', "Gallentine's Day"

->I figure Creator/DiabloCody’s role in the ''Franichse/EvilDead'' script was overplayed anyway, as none of the characters died after getting run over by a penny farthing.

->'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': Well, nowadays it's cool to like something ironically that you don't really like.\\

'''[=YouTube=] Pedant''': It's just like [[StockYuck olives and espresso]]. Nobody really enjoys them, but you pretend you do in order to seem cool and sophisticated.

->'''Lois:''' Mm-hm, what about ''SlumdogMillionaire''?

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/zooey-deschanel-is-getting-married-again/ DListed]]''''', "ZooeyDeschanel Is Getting Married Again"

->One week after she announced that she was knocked-up with a tiny hand-crocheted ukelele-strumming vintage fetus, ''[=UsWeekly=]'' says that Creator/ZooeyDeschanel is engaged to her baby daddy producer boyfriend Jacob Pechenik...I really want to see the quirky engagement ring Jacob proposed to her with. I know he’s only been with Zooey for about 6 months, so I hope he had enough time to find a taxidermied squirrel tooth set in an antique gold harmonica.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/zooey-deschanel-is-getting-married-again/ DListed]]'''''

->'I don't think we need to be in Brooklyn,'" said Marie Labropoulos, who recently moved to Westchester County and opened a shop, Kalliste, selling artisanal vegan soap in Dobbs Ferry. "'We're bringing Brooklyn with us.'" '''NO.''' You hear me? NO. That is not allowed. Listen, I'm not 100 percent against all hipsterdom. I like Arcade Fire and I appreciate locally sourced goat taco food trucks as much as the next guy. But leave the suburbs alone. The American suburbs are a place for disaffected white people to live out their bland existences while a dark subcurrent of perversion and anxiety lurks just underneath. I don't want that ruined. How will ToddSolondz ever make a movie again if every asshole in the suburbs IS Todd Solondz?
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2013/02/make-it-stop-the-worst-of-the-week-of-022213.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->I figure DiabloCody’s role in the ''Franichse/EvilDead'' script was overplayed anyway, as none of the characters died after getting run over by a penny farthing.

->''She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture's fad rule\\
But cool stuff is uncool, right? That's why Friday's Jewel night\\
She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said\\
So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste''
-->-- '''MCLars,''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geUqQg1WN8Q Hipster Girl]]

->''[[NeverBareheaded THOSE UGLY HATS]]. That would be the first thing I’d bring up in an intervention! ''[='=]Johnny, your drinking is out of control, but we’ll get to that in a second. We need to talk about your collection of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking moth-eaten dumpster fedoras.]][='=]'' Those hats are no good, and I fully believe they’re the source of Johnny’s downfall. Take a look at mid-90s Johnny Depp: career was good, super hot, [[Creator/WinonaRyder Winona Forever]], and no stupid hats. Then look at mid-00s Johnny Depp: wears hats he dug out of the trash, makes shitty movies, left his wife for [[TrophyWife his 28-year-old co-star]], gets drunk at awards shows. It’s the hats, I tells ya! The hats!''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/24/amber-heard-isnt-happy-about-that-time-johnny-depp-got-wasted-at-the-hollywood-film-awards/ DListed]]''''' on Creator/JohnnyDepp

->One week after she announced that she was knocked-up with a tiny hand-crocheted ukelele-strumming vintage fetus, ''[=UsWeekly=]'' says that CreatorZooeyDeschanel is engaged to her baby daddy producer boyfriend Jacob Pechenik...I really want to see the quirky engagement ring Jacob proposed to her with. I know he’s only been with Zooey for about 6 months, so I hope he had enough time to find a taxidermied squirrel tooth set in an antique gold harmonica.

->She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture's fad rule
->But cool stuff is uncool, right? That's why Friday's Jewel night
->She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said
->So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste

->''"[[NeverBareheaded THOSE UGLY HATS]]. That would be the first thing I’d bring up in an intervention! ''[='=]Johnny, your drinking is out of control, but we’ll get to that in a second. We need to talk about your collection of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking moth-eaten dumpster fedoras.]][='=]'' Those hats are no good, and I fully believe they’re the source of Johnny’s downfall. Take a look at mid-90s Johnny Depp: career was good, super hot, [[Creator/WinonaRyder Winona Forever]], and no stupid hats. Then look at mid-00s Johnny Depp: wears hats he dug out of the trash, makes shitty movies, left his wife for [[TrophyWife his 28-year-old co-star]], gets drunk at awards shows. It’s the hats, I tells ya! The hats!"''

->''"'Tell me your company, and I'll tell you your opinions,' might be said to many a man who piques himself on a select and superior view of things, distinct from the vulgar."''

->''I figure DiabloCody’s role in the ''Franichse/EvilDead'' script was overplayed anyway, as none of the characters died after getting run over by a penny farthing.''

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/24/amber-heard-isnt-happy-about-that-time-johnny-depp-got-wasted-at-the-hollywood-film-awards/ DListed]]'''''

->''"'Tell me your company, and I'll tell you your opinions,' might be said to many a man who piques himself on a select and superior view of things, distinct from the vulgar."''
-->-- '''William Hazlitt''', "On Consistency of Opinion," in ''Winterslow'', [[OlderThanRadio 1850]]