History Quotes / HandCannon

-->'''Bones Darley''', ''Film/DeathSentence''

-->-- '''Inspector Harry Callahan''', ''Film/DirtyHarry''

-->-- {{Slogan}} for [[MegaCorp Jakobs Corporation]] firearms, ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}''

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}''

->'''[=Moore=]:''' What do you carry that cannon for?\\

'''[=Callahan=]:''' Is everything a sexual reference to you?\\

->''"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' '''Well, do ya, punk?!'''"''
-->-- '''Inspector Harry Callahan''', ''Film/DirtyHarry''

->''"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, you should. This handgun's the apex of firepower, and it's all yours."''
-->--'''J&M Castigo 44''' description, ''VideoGame/PAYDAY3''

->'''''"Holy mackerel!"'''''
-->-- '''Creator/StephenFry''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDXh5rPMn0#t=1m7s after firing a .44 Magnum.]]

->''"WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] TRIGGER!?!"''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKAMrYjrL3A "The Rageaholic" review]] on ''[[Film/{{DeathWish}} Death Wish]] [[Film/DeathWish3 3]]'', referring to [[Creator/CharlesBronson Paul]] [[VigilanteMan Kersey's]] [[ICallItVera "friend"]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.475_Wildey_Magnum .475 Wildey]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildey Magnum]].

-->-- '''Hellboy''', ''Film/Hellboy2004''

->[[PantsPositiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for [[PhallicWeapon every penis within a twenty five mile radius]].

->''"Shirou's gun was clearly not a toy, but an honest-to-goodness, Israel-made Desert Eagle .50 AE - often called a "hand cannon" and no doubt the strongest handgun in the world."''

->''(Bones takes a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied [[BoomHeadshot head]] [[YourHeadAsplode removal]]. That's...that's a sweetie. ''(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."

->"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn [[TropeNamers hand cannon?]]"

->"Very fine choice. A sturdy and noisy companion -- but you will still get the last word in most discussions with this one."

->"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' '''Well, do ya, punk?!'''"

->"Stranger! (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"

->"A pistol … did that?! ''Jesus''."

->"[[TheDreaded "Monster of the East"]], huh? Well, I've got the Monster of the West right here in my holster. Hope I get to introduce them."

->''(Bones takes a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied head removal. That's...that's a sweetie. ''(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."

->''(taking a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied head removal. That's...that's a sweetie. ''(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."

->''(taking a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied head removal. That's...that's a sweetie. [[(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."

->[[PantsPostiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for [[PhallicWeapon every penis within a twenty five mile radius]].

->''(Taking a Colt Python from his gun safe)'' "You've got the bastard of bastards--.357, for guarantied head removal. That's...that's a sweetie. [[(takes out a Colt [=M1991A1=])'' You've got your standardized .45, super size--that's a hungry man right there. And you've got the King of Mayhem! ''(produces a Desert Eagle)'' Half cannon, sword of justice! Take this fucker to the Holy Land and start your own crusade! Any one of these, is bound to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution make you feel better about what's bothering you]]."
-->'''Bones Darley'', ''Film/DeathSentence''

->[[CompensatingForSomething Putting it down your pants]] compensates not only for your own penis, but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.

'''Captain:''' I don't wanna hear it, [=McBain=]. That...that ''cannon'' of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book.\\