Quotes / Hand Cannon

Mc Bain: But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter.
Captain: I don't wanna hear it, Mc Bain tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. [Mc Bain fires part of the book through the wall]
Mc Bain: Bye, book.
— Simpsons

"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn hand cannon?"
Vince, Pulp Fiction

"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?!"
Inspector Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

"Putting it down your pants compensates not only for your own penis, but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius."
Ben Thompson, talking about the S&W .500 Magnum.

"Put two wheels on this thing and it's a cannon."

"Stranger. (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"
The Merchant, Resident Evil 4, on purchasing the Handcannon


""Monster of the East", huh? Well, I've got the Monster of the West right here in my holster. Hope I get to introduce them."
NCR Ranger chatter, Fallout: New Vegas