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"Why the fuck didn't you tell us there was someone in the bathroom? Slip your mind? Did you forget that there was someone in there with a goddamn hand cannon?"
— Vince, Pulp Fiction
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinkin', 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?!"
— Inspector Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry
"Putting it down your pants compensates not only for your own penis, but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius."
— Ben Thompson, talking about the S&W .500 Magnum.
"Stranger. (laughs) What do you need that for? Goin' hunting an elephant?"
— The Merchant, Resident Evil 4, on purchasing the Handcannon
"WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND FUCKING TRIGGER!?!"