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'''Creator/MichaelSheen:''' That's what drew me to it\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Michael Sheen?\\

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'''Creator/MichaelSheen:''' That's what drew me ''me'' to it\\
it.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Michael Sheen?\\Sheen?!\\
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->''I know you're going to think I’m mad, but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[DeadpanSnarker commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable, and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two, where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger.... I could watch her until the end of time, refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel.''

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->''I know you're going to think I’m mad, but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[DeadpanSnarker commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable, and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two, where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} {{panto|mime}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger.... I could watch her until the end of time, refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel.''
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->"[[Creator/DennisHopper Hopper]] is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''

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->"[[Creator/DennisHopper Hopper]] is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between [[APirate400YearsTooLate a kid's movie pirate pirate]] and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''"
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->"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."''

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->"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."''"
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->''...But for now, let's check in with Malcolm [=McDowell=], who is Malcolm [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''.

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->''...But for now, let's check in with Malcolm [=McDowell=], who is Malcolm [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''.''{{Film/Amadeus}}.

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'''Jay:''' Oh my God. Yeah, the minute he started talking, I was like "I'm done." Like, it's one of those things because Paul Giamatti is a great actor and that was one of those things where it's like, "Is he just being as awful as possible just to see if he can get away with it?"\\

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'''Jay:''' Oh my God. Yeah, the minute he started talking, I was like "I'm done." Like, it's one of those things because Paul Giamatti is a great actor and that was one of those things where it's like, "Is done....Is he just being as awful as possible just to see if he can get away with it?"\\



'''Rich:''' That was hamming it up, yeah.\\
'''Jay:''' He was so bad!

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[later]\\
'''Rich:''' That was hamming it up, yeah.What is his name, the guy who played, uh, [[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Norman?]]\\
'''Jay:''' That's Creator/ChrisCooper, he's a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\
'''Mike:''' Chris Cooper is an ''UsefulNotes/AcademyAward''-winning actor.
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'''Jay:''' He '''Rich:''' That's fine, but he was so bad!more cartoony in that [[DeathIsDramatic deathbed scene]] than he was in the [[{{Film/TheMuppets}} Muppet movie]].\\
'''Mike:''' There's a lot of good actors in this movie, it's just--....just...just...shit.
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->''Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''

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->''Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''pl'''''EASE!''''' ''
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->''...But for now, let's check in with Creator/MalcolmMcDowell, who is Malcolm [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''.

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->''...But for now, let's check in with Creator/MalcolmMcDowell, Malcolm [=McDowell=], who is Malcolm [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''.



->''"?[[Creator/BillyZane Zane]] is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie.''

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->''"?[[Creator/BillyZane ->''[[Creator/BillyZane Zane]] is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie.''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on President Koopa in ''Film/SuperMarioBros''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on President Koopa in ''Film/SuperMarioBros''
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->"[[DennisHopper Hopper]] is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''

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->"[[DennisHopper ->"[[Creator/DennisHopper Hopper]] is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''
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->''The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, [[Creator/RussellCrowe Crowe]] is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] [[Creator/DenzelWashongton Washington]] sleepwalks through his performance.''

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->''The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, [[Creator/RussellCrowe Crowe]] is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] [[Creator/DenzelWashongton [[Creator/DenzelWashington Washington]] sleepwalks through his performance.''

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->''"HAM AND CHEESE!! BRILLIANT!!"''
-->-- '''Music/BillBailey''', talking about Toasties during ''bewilderness''

->''"...For if knowledge is power, then [[AGodAmI a God Am]] '''''[[AGodAmI IIII]]!!!''''' [{{Beat}}] ''(to Two-Face)'' [[LampshadeHanging Was that over the top]]? I can never tell."''
-->-- '''The Riddler''', ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."''
-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherPlummer''' on the common characteristics of the characters he plays.

->''"...mostly it's an opportunity to watch Creator/JohnMalkovich turn in a performance that had to - HAD TO - be a direct challenge to the director, 'Please, fire me. I'm begging you to fire me. I'll do a take like this and then you'll have to fire me. Wait, [[SpringtimeForHitler I'm still not fired?']]"''

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->''"HAM !!Music
->''HAM
AND CHEESE!! BRILLIANT!!"''
BRILLIANT!!''
-->-- '''Music/BillBailey''', talking about Toasties during ''bewilderness''

->''"...For if knowledge is power, then [[AGodAmI a God Am]] '''''[[AGodAmI IIII]]!!!''''' [{{Beat}}] ''(to Two-Face)'' [[LampshadeHanging Was that over
"Bewilderness"

!!Newspapers
->''[[Creator/GuyPearce Pearce]], as
the top]]? I can never tell."''
hero, makes the mistake of [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously trying to give a good and realistic performance]]. [[Creator/JeremyIrons Irons]] at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly.''
-->-- '''The Riddler''', ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."''
-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherPlummer''' on the common characteristics
'''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''[[Film/TheTimeMachine2002 The Time Machine]]'' (2002)

->''...a great deal
of the characters he plays.

->''"...mostly it's an opportunity to watch Creator/JohnMalkovich turn in a performance that
swordplay, interrupted by shouted dire imprecations from Jeremy Irons, who has not had so much fun since Juliette Binoche decided she had to - HAD TO - be a direct challenge to the director, 'Please, ravish him right then and there in ''Damage.
-->--'''Roger Ebert''' on ''Dungeons & Dragons''

!!Podcasts
->''[='=]Please,
fire me. I'm begging you to fire me. I'll do a take like this and then you'll have to fire me. Wait, [[SpringtimeForHitler I'm still not fired?']]"''fired?']]''



->''"[[Creator/KlausKinski (Klaus) Kinski’s]] reputation for being impossible preceded him at this point, and he didn’t get many job offers, so had to act in abject crap like David Schmoeller’s 1986 film “''{{Film/Crawlspace}}''.”... 'I am my own judge, jury, and executioner,' Dr. Gunther shrieks, walking around in his basement [[ThoseWackyNazis in an SS uniform]]. 'Heil Gunther!' Kinski puts on a crazy smile and wobbling eyes when he says this line. It’s a fuck you to the idiocy of the script, and it’s so funny, [[LaughablyEvil it’s actually scary.]]"''

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->''"[[Creator/KlausKinski (Klaus) !!Web Original
->''[[Creator/KlausKinski
Kinski’s]] reputation for being impossible preceded him at this point, and he didn’t get many job offers, so had to act in abject crap like David Schmoeller’s 1986 film “''{{Film/Crawlspace}}''.”...''{{Film/Crawlspace}}''... 'I am my own judge, jury, and executioner,' Dr. Gunther shrieks, walking around in his basement [[ThoseWackyNazis in an SS uniform]]. 'Heil Gunther!' Kinski puts on a crazy smile and wobbling eyes when he says this line. It’s a fuck you to the idiocy of the script, and it’s so funny, [[LaughablyEvil it’s actually scary.]]"'']]''



->''"Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''”"''

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->''"Berkoff ->''Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''”"''pl'''''EASE!'''''



->''"I almost wish Creator/SamRaimi had simply painted [[Creator/WillemDafoe Dafoe]] green, at the risk of audiences mistaking Norman for a deranged Green Bay Packers fan."''

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->''"I ->''I almost wish Creator/SamRaimi had simply painted [[Creator/WillemDafoe Dafoe]] green, at the risk of audiences mistaking Norman for a deranged Green Bay Packers fan."''''



->''"[[Creator/GuyPearce (Guy) Pearce]], as the hero, makes the mistake of [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously trying to give a good and realistic performance]]. [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''[[Film/TheTimeMachine2002 The Time Machine]]'' (2002)

->''"Hopper is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/JimSterling''', ''Movie Defense Force''

->''"...But for now, let's check in with Creator/MalcolmMcDowell, who is [[BuffySpeak Malcolm McDowelling]] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Creator/JeremyIrons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''."''

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->''"[[Creator/GuyPearce (Guy) Pearce]], as the hero, makes the mistake of [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously trying to give a good and realistic performance]]. [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''[[Film/TheTimeMachine2002 The Time Machine]]'' (2002)

->''"Hopper is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/JimSterling''', ''Movie Defense Force''

->''"...
->''...But for now, let's check in with Creator/MalcolmMcDowell, who is [[BuffySpeak Malcolm McDowelling]] [=McDowelling=] it up over at Water & Power HQ. I'm not even gonna lie: I am a complete sucker for guys like Malcolm [=McDowell=] as villains. I want a version of ''Film/TheExpendables'' that's the villains instead of the heroes with him, Creator/JeremyIrons, Jeremy Irons, Creator/AlanRickman, Creator/KurtwoodSmith and that dude who played Salieri in ''{{Film/Amadeus}}''."''



->''"The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, [Russell] Crowe is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] [Denzel] Washington sleepwalks through his performance."''

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->''"The ->''The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, [Russell] Crowe [[Creator/RussellCrowe Crowe]] is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] [Denzel] Washington [[Creator/DenzelWashongton Washington]] sleepwalks through his performance."''''



->''"I shouldn’t condemn [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] too much, because in truth he ends up providing most of the movie’s meager entertainment value. It’s obvious that early in the production, he realized that this was not going to be his finest hour no matter what he did, so he chose to indulge himself and turn his usual carefully-measured intensity into full-on scenery chewing. It’s fun to watch him cut loose and forget everything he ever learned about good acting, as we will see shortly."''

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->''"I ->''I shouldn’t condemn [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] Irons too much, because in truth he ends up providing most of the movie’s meager entertainment value. It’s obvious that early in the production, he realized that this was not going to be his finest hour no matter what he did, so he chose to indulge himself and turn his usual carefully-measured intensity into full-on scenery chewing. It’s fun to watch him cut loose and forget everything he ever learned about good acting, as we will see shortly."''''



->''"As he descends the stairs, we see Profion is played by [[LoungeLizard Wayne Newton]]...no, wait, I mean it’s Jeremy Irons, who earns his place in the annals of embarrassed actors with one of the most over-the-top performances in recent bad movie memory. Really, this is $9.95-a-plate off-strip Las Vegas dinner theatre ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}'' bad... Between the way Irons gestures, closes his eyes while orating, and shakes his head as he speaks, he winds up looking like a faith healer on one of the Protestant channels in deep cable."''

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->''"As ->''As he descends the stairs, we see Profion is played by [[LoungeLizard Wayne Newton]]...no, wait, I mean it’s Jeremy Irons, who earns his place in the annals of embarrassed actors with one of the most over-the-top performances in recent bad movie memory. Really, this is $9.95-a-plate off-strip Las Vegas dinner theatre ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}'' bad... Between the way Irons gestures, closes his eyes while orating, and shakes his head as he speaks, he winds up looking like a faith healer on one of the Protestant channels in deep cable."''''



->''"[Plot questions] percolate during a great deal of swordplay, interrupted by shouted dire imprecations from Jeremy Irons, who has not had so much fun since Juliette Binoche decided she had to ravish him right then and there in "Damage".''
-->--'''Roger Ebert''' also on Irons's performance in ''Dungeons & Dragons''

->''"To be fair to Bruce Payne, though, I don’t think there was much he could do with this role. I checked the script – all of these lines, including the uber-creepy, 'What’s the matter? Don’t you want to [[FoeYay be inside me]]?' line were all in the script. What’s an actor supposed to do with that? You can either play it straight and [[{{Narm}} sound like a tool]] or you can go the route that Raul Julia went in the ''Street Fighter'' movie and give a performance that includes a large order of ham with a side of cheese. I’m not happy with Payne’s performance, but this guy had to go through this movie and ''Dungeons & Dragons'' in the same year. If he hadn’t been given the chance to go stupidly over the top with his performances, [[YourHeadASplode his head might have exploded]]."''

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->''"[Plot questions] percolate during a great deal of swordplay, interrupted by shouted dire imprecations from Jeremy Irons, who has not had so much fun since Juliette Binoche decided she had to ravish him right then and there in "Damage".''
-->--'''Roger Ebert''' also on Irons's performance in ''Dungeons & Dragons''

->''"To
->''To be fair to Bruce Payne, though, I don’t think there was much he could do with this role. I checked the script -- all of these lines, including the uber-creepy, 'What’s "What’s the matter? Don’t you want to [[FoeYay be inside me]]?' me]]?" line were all in the script. What’s an actor supposed to do with that? You can either play it straight and [[{{Narm}} sound like a tool]] or you can go the route that Raul Julia Creator/RaulJulia went in the ''Street Fighter'' ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie and give a performance that includes a large order of ham with a side of cheese. I’m not happy with Payne’s performance, but this guy had to go through this movie and ''Dungeons & Dragons'' in the same year. If he hadn’t been given the chance to go stupidly over the top with his performances, [[YourHeadASplode his head might have exploded]]."''''



->''"''[Robert] ''Duvall is seriously hilarious in this movie and the ''Film/CapeFear'' comparison is apt. He apparently [[GoingNative goes all native]] when he gets captured by the Indians so he is like a [[SplitPersonality two face]] when he returns to civilization. In the Puritan camp he is all super prim and proper and stiff. When its night, he strips down, shaves his whole body, carves things into himself, whoops, hollers, and kills motherf*ckers with a knife. Everyone else tries to be all stiff and have proper accents and talk formally and whatnot. [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent No, not Duvall]]. He went all [[Film/LethalWeapon Martin Riggs]] in this movie and it’s glorious."''

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->''"''[Robert] ''Duvall ->''[[Creator/RobertDuvall Duvall]] is seriously hilarious in this movie and the ''Film/CapeFear'' comparison is apt. He apparently [[GoingNative goes all native]] when he gets captured by the Indians so he is like a [[SplitPersonality two face]] when he returns to civilization. In the Puritan camp he is all super prim and proper and stiff. When its night, he strips down, shaves his whole body, carves things into himself, whoops, hollers, and kills motherf*ckers with a knife. Everyone else tries to be all stiff and have proper accents and talk formally and whatnot. [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent No, not Duvall]]. He went all [[Film/LethalWeapon Martin Riggs]] in this movie and it’s glorious."''''



->''"In all honesty, if you’ve never done it to a friend, I highly recommend it. There is nothing more fun than pretending to be Jack Palance."''

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->''"In ->''In all honesty, if you’ve never done it to a friend, I highly recommend it. There is nothing more fun than pretending to be Jack Palance."''''



->''"Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, [[Creator/RaulJulia Raul (Julia)]] clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' arcade stick."''

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->''"Unlike ->''Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, [[Creator/RaulJulia Raul (Julia)]] clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' ''Street Fighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' arcade stick."''''



->''"[[Creator/BillyZane (Billy) Zane]] is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie."''

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->''"[[Creator/BillyZane (Billy) ->''"?[[Creator/BillyZane Zane]] is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie."''''



->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''?\\
'''Irons:''' I've won so many awards it doesn't matter what I do. Atatatatatata!\\
'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in ''[[Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians1996 101 Dalmatians]]''?\\
'''Close:''' Oh, it's worth losing your dignity if you get to do an evil laugh. Woof woof! Mwahahaha!\\
'''Creator/MichaelSheen:''' That's what drew me to it\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Michael Sheen?\\
'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' who went Ahehehehe!\\
'''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in ''Frost[=/=]Nixon''...\\
'''Critic:''' Oh Frank Langella, you're in here too?\\
'''Langella:''' Yes, in one of my favorite roles -- as [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]! Because, as we all know, the higher the scream, ''[[MoneyDearBoy the higher the paycheque!]]''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "''Film/JupiterAscending'' review"

->''"It's literally like he woke up every morning and said to himself "I'm not going to act today! I don't know WHAT I'm going to do, but it's not gonna be acting."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on Creator/DennisHopper's performance in the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros. movie]].

->''"We're then introduced to our villains of the film. Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan as the Kingpin, and Creator/ColinFarrell as Bullseye, and I swear, these guys are having the time of their life whenever the camera is on them. It's like they know the movie is totally fucking ridiculous, so they're just gonna have fun with it."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Daredevil}}''

->''"I know you're going to think I’m mad, but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable, and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two, where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger.... I could watch her until the end of time, refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''

to:

->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''?\\
'''Irons:''' I've won so many awards it doesn't matter what I do. Atatatatatata!\\
'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in ''[[Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians1996 101 Dalmatians]]''?\\
'''Close:''' Oh, it's worth losing your dignity if you get to do an evil laugh. Woof woof! Mwahahaha!\\
'''Creator/MichaelSheen:''' That's what drew me to it\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Michael Sheen?\\
'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' who went Ahehehehe!\\
'''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in ''Frost[=/=]Nixon''...\\
'''Critic:''' Oh Frank Langella, you're in here too?\\
'''Langella:''' Yes, in one of my favorite roles -- as [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]! Because, as we all know, the higher the scream, ''[[MoneyDearBoy the higher the paycheque!]]''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "''Film/JupiterAscending'' review"

->''"It's literally like he woke up every morning and said to himself "I'm not going to act today! I don't know WHAT I'm going to do, but it's not gonna be acting."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on Creator/DennisHopper's performance in the [[Film/SuperMarioBros Super Mario Bros. movie]].

->''"We're then introduced to our villains of the film. Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan as the Kingpin, and Creator/ColinFarrell as Bullseye, and I swear, these guys are having the time of their life whenever the camera is on them. It's like they know the movie is totally fucking ridiculous, so they're just gonna have fun with it."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Daredevil}}''

->''"I
->''I know you're going to think I’m mad, but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan [[DeadpanSnarker commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable, and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two, where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger.... I could watch her until the end of time, refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''''



->''"Creator/EricRoberts, for all the criticism he gets, is at least having fun with the script. His decision to devour large swaths of scenery locate him firmly in the tradition of [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E5TheHornsOfNimon}} Graham Crowden]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace}} Joseph Furst]]. Which is to say that he’s not destined for fan acclaim, but he’s easy to like if you’re of the mind to."''

to:

->''"Creator/EricRoberts, ->''Creator/EricRoberts, for all the criticism he gets, is at least having fun with the script. His decision to devour large swaths of scenery locate him firmly in the tradition of [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E5TheHornsOfNimon}} Graham Crowden]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace}} Joseph Furst]]. Which is to say that he’s not destined for fan acclaim, but he’s easy to like if you’re of the mind to."''''



->''"The one thing I ''do'' like about [[{{Sequelitis}} the sequels]] is just how much fun Creator/HugoWeaving seems to be having with the character. It's like he realized how poor the scripts were, and decided to make the best out of a bad situation."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' and ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''.

->''"We did the scene and [[Creator/TheWachowskis Lana [Wachowski]]] instantly started throwing this really bold directorial. ‘Play it like an accountant’ was one of them. I was like, I have no idea what to do with that but it’s the most genius direction I’ve ever had! It threw me in all kinds of different directions and I left having no idea what I had just done. All I knew was that I didn't just do boring Redmayne acting."''
-->-- '''Creator/EddieRedmayne''' on his performance as Balem in ''Film/JupiterAscending''.

->''":I like Creator/JimCarrey a lot as an actor. First of all, he's a good actor, he's done plenty of really good movies with really great performances that are worth seeing. Second of all, he's also a really good ''terrible'' actor, which is what he's [[ChewingTheScenery putting on display]] as [[EvilIsHammy Dr Robotnik]] in [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 this movie]]."''

to:

->''"The one thing I ''do'' like about [[{{Sequelitis}} the sequels]] is just how much fun Creator/HugoWeaving seems to be having with the character. It's like he realized how poor the scripts were, and decided to make the best out of a bad situation."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''' on ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' and ''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''.

->''"We did the scene and [[Creator/TheWachowskis Lana [Wachowski]]] instantly started throwing this really bold directorial. ‘Play it like an accountant’ was one of them. I was like, I have no idea what to do with that but it’s the most genius direction I’ve ever had! It threw me in all kinds of different directions and I left having no idea what I had just done. All I knew was that I didn't just do boring Redmayne acting."''
-->-- '''Creator/EddieRedmayne''' on his performance as Balem in ''Film/JupiterAscending''.

->''":I
->"I like Creator/JimCarrey a lot as an actor. First of all, he's a good actor, he's done plenty of really good movies with really great performances that are worth seeing. Second of all, he's also a really good ''terrible'' actor, which is what he's [[ChewingTheScenery putting on display]] display as [[EvilIsHammy Dr Robotnik]] Doctor Robotnik in [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 this movie]]."''"


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->"[[DennisHopper Hopper]] is always a joy to watch mucking about in a bad movie, but his role in ''{{Film/Waterworld}}'' is a genuine delight. He doesn't bother trying to be legitimately menacing because it just wasn't gonna work; instead, he goes for this [[AffablyEvil affably-bumbling-but-merciless]] antagonist, halfway between a kid's movie pirate and a [[HonestJohnsDealership Texas snake oil salesman]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/JimSterling''', ''Movie Defense Force''

->"I'm not going to act today! I don't know ''what'' I'm going to do, but it's not gonna be acting."
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on President Koopa in ''Film/SuperMarioBros''

->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Jeremy Irons in ''Dungeons & Dragons''?\\
'''Irons:''' I've won so many awards it doesn't matter what I do. Atatatatatata!\\
'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in ''[[Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians1996 101 Dalmatians]]''?\\
'''Close:''' Oh, it's worth losing your dignity if you get to do an {{evil laugh}}. Woof woof! Mwahahaha!\\
'''Creator/MichaelSheen:''' That's what drew me to it\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Michael Sheen?\\
'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' who went [[GigglingVillain Ahehehehe!]]\\
'''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in ''Frost[=/=]Nixon''...\\
'''Critic:''' Oh, Frank Langella, you're in here too?\\
'''Langella:''' Yes, in one of my favorite roles -- as [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]! Because, as we all know, the higher the scream, ''[[MoneyDearBoy the higher the paycheck!]]''
-->-- WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic on ''Film/JupiterAscending''

!!RealLife
->"That sardonic thing is mostly when the dialogue is puerile. You want to let the audience in on the fact that '[[AsideGlance Yes, I know this is shit']]."''
-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherPlummer'''
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->''"The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, Crowe is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] Washington sleepwalks through his performance."''

to:

->''"The program was created as an amalgam of hundreds of different real-life killers, including Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein. Apparently, all that smashed together results in [[TheDeadCanDance a tap-dancing jackal.]] Seriously, [Russell] Crowe is awful...[[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving ly entertaining in this movie.]] [Denzel] Washington sleepwalks through his performance."''

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->'''Mike:''' Creator/PaulGiamatti, in his greatest role since the ''John Adams'' miniseries!\\
'''Rich:''' What is his name, the guy who played, uh, [[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Norman?]]\\
'''Jay:''' That's Creator/ChrisCooper, he's a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\
'''Mike:''' Chris Cooper is an ''Academy Award''-winning actor.\\
'''Rich:''' That's fine, but he was more cartoony in that [[DeathIsDramatic deathbed scene]] than he was in the [[{{Film/TheMuppets}} Muppet movie]].\\
'''Mike:''' There's a lot of good actors in this movie, it's just--....just...just...shit.

to:

->'''Mike:''' Creator/PaulGiamatti, in his greatest role since the ''John Adams'' ''Series/JohnAdams'' miniseries!\\
'''Rich:''' What is his name, the guy who played, uh, [[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Norman?]]\\
'''Jay:''' That's Creator/ChrisCooper, he's Oh my God. Yeah, the minute he started talking, I was like "I'm done." Like, it's one of those things because Paul Giamatti is a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\
actor and that was one of those things where it's like, "Is he just being as awful as possible just to see if he can get away with it?"\\
'''Mike:''' Chris Cooper is an ''Academy Award''-winning actor.He is.\\
'''Rich:''' That's fine, but he That was more cartoony in that [[DeathIsDramatic deathbed scene]] than he was in the [[{{Film/TheMuppets}} Muppet movie]].hamming it up, yeah.\\
'''Mike:''' There's a lot of good actors in this movie, it's just--....just...just...shit.'''Jay:''' He was so bad!
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->''":I like Creator/JimCarrey a lot as an actor. First of all, he's a good actor, he's done plenty of really good movies with really great performances that are worth seeing. Second of all, he's also a really good ''terrible'' actor, which is what he's [[ChewingTheScenery putting on display]] as [[EvilIsHammy Dr Robotnik]] in [[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 this movie]]."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TBSkyen'''
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'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from ''Filme/{{Twilight}}'' who went Ahehehehe!\\

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'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from ''Filme/{{Twilight}}'' ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' who went Ahehehehe!\\
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'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in ''Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''?\\

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'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in ''Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''?\\''[[Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians1996 101 Dalmatians]]''?\\
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->''"[Plot questions] percolate during a great deal of swordplay, interrupted by shouted dire imprecations from Jeremy Irons, who has not had so much fun since Juliette Binoche decided she had to ravish him right then and there in "Damage".''
-->--'''Roger Ebert''' also on Irons's performance in ''Dungeons & Dragons''
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->''"I know you are going to think I’m mad but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger...I could watch her until the end of time refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''

to:

->''"I know you are you're going to think I’m mad mad, but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable unrecognisable, and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two two, where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger...danger.... I could watch her until the end of time time, refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''
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->''"...For if knowledge is power, then [[AGodAmI A God Am]] '''''[[AGodAmI IIII]]!!!''''' [{{Beat}}] ''(to Two-Face)'' [[LampshadeHanging Was that over the top]]? I can never tell."''

to:

->''"...For if knowledge is power, then [[AGodAmI A a God Am]] '''''[[AGodAmI IIII]]!!!''''' [{{Beat}}] ''(to Two-Face)'' [[LampshadeHanging Was that over the top]]? I can never tell."''



->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in Film/DungeonsAndDragons?\\

to:

->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in Film/DungeonsAndDragons?\\''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''?\\



'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians?\\

to:

'''Redmayne:''' Or how about Creator/GlennClose in Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians?\\''Film/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''?\\



'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for Film/FrostNixon, but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from Franchise/{{Twilight}} who went Ahehehehe!\\
'''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in Frost[=/=]Nixon...\\

to:

'''Sheen:''' Only to those who nominated me for Film/FrostNixon, ''Film/FrostNixon'', but to the rest of the world I'm that crazy arse from Franchise/{{Twilight}} ''Filme/{{Twilight}}'' who went Ahehehehe!\\
'''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in Frost[=/=]Nixon...''Frost[=/=]Nixon''...\\



'''Langella:''' Yes, in one of my favourite roles- as [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]! Because, as we all know, the higher the scream, ''[[MoneyDearBoy the higher the paycheque!]]''
-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''', ''Film/JupiterAscending review''

to:

'''Langella:''' Yes, in one of my favourite roles- favorite roles -- as [[Film/MastersOfTheUniverse Skeletor]]! Because, as we all know, the higher the scream, ''[[MoneyDearBoy the higher the paycheque!]]''
-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''', ''Film/JupiterAscending review''
''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "''Film/JupiterAscending'' review"



-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Daredevil}}''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''', '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Daredevil}}''
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-->-- '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''

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-->-- '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''
''Film/Batman1989''
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-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"

to:

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/12/clinging-to-skin-of-this-tiny-little.html Phil El Sandifer]]''', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie}} The TV Movie]]"
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->''"Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford [=Malcolm McDowell=]. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''”"''

to:

->''"Berkoff is a character actor who never really got the respect that he deserved. He made a great villain, if you couldn’t afford [=Malcolm McDowell=].Creator/MalcolmMcDowell. Nah, I kid – he’s great. Here he plays a '[[FakeRussian rogue Soviet general]] (''original'', I know), who realises that he’s in a terrible film. So the actor runs around, putting on invasion-themed powerpoints like an evil Al Gore and stressing random syllables because he’s evil! He yells about “un'''''REAL'''''is'''''TIC''''' policies!” and “at'''''TACK''''' strategies!” to the assembled heads of the Russian government with such passion that I found myself wondering how he orders lunch at the cafeteria. “I’ll have a cu'''''CUMB'''''er '''''SAN'''''dwich, pl'''''EASE!'''''”"''



->''"I almost wish Sam Raimi had simply painted [[Creator/WillemDafoe Dafoe]] green, at the risk of audiences mistaking Norman for a deranged Green Bay Packers fan."''

to:

->''"I almost wish Sam Raimi Creator/SamRaimi had simply painted [[Creator/WillemDafoe Dafoe]] green, at the risk of audiences mistaking Norman for a deranged Green Bay Packers fan."''



->'''Mike:''' Paul Giamatti, in his greatest role since the ''John Adams'' miniseries!\\

to:

->'''Mike:''' Paul Giamatti, Creator/PaulGiamatti, in his greatest role since the ''John Adams'' miniseries!\\



'''Jay:''' That's Chris Cooper, he's a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\

to:

'''Jay:''' That's Chris Cooper, Creator/ChrisCooper, he's a really great actor. (I guess that's [[ClassicallyTrainedExtra a running theme.]])\\



->''"(Guy) Pearce, as the hero, makes the mistake of [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously trying to give a good and realistic performance]]. [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly."''

to:

->''"(Guy) Pearce, ->''"[[Creator/GuyPearce (Guy) Pearce]], as the hero, makes the mistake of [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously trying to give a good and realistic performance]]. [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons]] at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly."''



->''"I shouldn’t condemn (Jeremy) Irons too much, because in truth he ends up providing most of the movie’s meager entertainment value. It’s obvious that early in the production, he realized that this was not going to be his finest hour no matter what he did, so he chose to indulge himself and turn his usual carefully-measured intensity into full-on scenery chewing. It’s fun to watch him cut loose and forget everything he ever learned about good acting, as we will see shortly."''

to:

->''"I shouldn’t condemn [[Creator/JeremyIrons (Jeremy) Irons Irons]] too much, because in truth he ends up providing most of the movie’s meager entertainment value. It’s obvious that early in the production, he realized that this was not going to be his finest hour no matter what he did, so he chose to indulge himself and turn his usual carefully-measured intensity into full-on scenery chewing. It’s fun to watch him cut loose and forget everything he ever learned about good acting, as we will see shortly."''



->''"Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, Raul clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' arcade stick."''

to:

->''"Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, [[Creator/RaulJulia Raul (Julia)]] clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' arcade stick."''



->''"Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie."''

to:

->''"Zane ->''"[[Creator/BillyZane (Billy) Zane]] is wildly over-the-top, which is probably why he didn't get good reviews. Also, Zane is wildly over-the-top, which is why he is the most entertaining thing in the movie."''



->'''Eddie Redmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in Film/DungeonsAndDragons?\\

to:

->'''Eddie Redmayne:''' ->'''Creator/EddieRedmayne:''' Every talented actor must give at least one totally awful performance in their lifetime. Remember Creator/JeremyIrons in Film/DungeonsAndDragons?\\



'''Frank Langella:''' Speaking of actors who were in Frost[=/=]Nixon...\\

to:

'''Frank Langella:''' '''Creator/FrankLangella:''' Speaking of actors who were in Frost[=/=]Nixon...\\



->''"We're then introduced to our villains of the film. Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin, and Colin Farrell as Bullseye, and I swear, these guys are having the time of their life whenever the camera is on them. It's like they know the movie is totally fucking ridiculous, so they're just gonna have fun with it."''

to:

->''"We're then introduced to our villains of the film. Michael Clarke Duncan Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan as the Kingpin, and Colin Farrell Creator/ColinFarrell as Bullseye, and I swear, these guys are having the time of their life whenever the camera is on them. It's like they know the movie is totally fucking ridiculous, so they're just gonna have fun with it."''



->''"Eric Roberts, for all the criticism he gets, is at least having fun with the script. His decision to devour large swaths of scenery locate him firmly in the tradition of [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E5TheHornsOfNimon}} Graham Crowden]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace}} Joseph Furst]]. Which is to say that he’s not destined for fan acclaim, but he’s easy to like if you’re of the mind to."''

to:

->''"Eric Roberts, ->''"Creator/EricRoberts, for all the criticism he gets, is at least having fun with the script. His decision to devour large swaths of scenery locate him firmly in the tradition of [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS17E5TheHornsOfNimon}} Graham Crowden]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS4E5TheUnderwaterMenace}} Joseph Furst]]. Which is to say that he’s not destined for fan acclaim, but he’s easy to like if you’re of the mind to."''
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->''"The one thing I ''do'' like about [[{{Sequelitis}} the sequels]] is just how much fun HugoWeaving seems to be having with the character. It's like he realized how poor the scripts were, and decided to make the best out of a bad situation."''

to:

->''"The one thing I ''do'' like about [[{{Sequelitis}} the sequels]] is just how much fun HugoWeaving Creator/HugoWeaving seems to be having with the character. It's like he realized how poor the scripts were, and decided to make the best out of a bad situation."''



->''"We did the scene and Lana [Wachowski] instantly started throwing this really bold directorial. ‘Play it like an accountant’ was one of them. I was like, I have no idea what to do with that but it’s the most genius direction I’ve ever had! It threw me in all kinds of different directions and I left having no idea what I had just done. All I knew was that I didn't just do boring Redmayne acting."''

to:

->''"We did the scene and [[Creator/TheWachowskis Lana [Wachowski] [Wachowski]]] instantly started throwing this really bold directorial. ‘Play it like an accountant’ was one of them. I was like, I have no idea what to do with that but it’s the most genius direction I’ve ever had! It threw me in all kinds of different directions and I left having no idea what I had just done. All I knew was that I didn't just do boring Redmayne acting."''
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->''" Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, Raul clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' arcade stick."''

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->''" Unlike ->''"Unlike the filmmakers, who couldn't figure out exactly what kind of movie they wanted to make, Raul clearly decided that ''Film/StreetFighter'' was meant to be utterly ridiculous. He may have gotten this idea from the scene in which he transforms a man into a giant green troll doll with Kool-Aid, or it may have occurred to him during the five-minute sequence wherein he tries to blow up an invisible speedboat with a ''Super Street Fighter II'' arcade stick."''



->''" I know you are going to think I’m mad but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger...I could watch her until the end of time refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''

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->''" I ->''"I know you are going to think I’m mad but imagine a universe where the the Rani joined the Doctor on his adventures and [[OnlySaneMan commented dryly]] on his prattish actions all the time. The show would have become something unrecognisable and I would be needing incontinence pads for each subsequent story. Watch the climax to episode two where she pulls off her wig like a bad drag queen at the end of a long night of cabaret and then gets accosted and tied up like a {{panto}} villain, every move exaggerated to let the kiddies know that she isn't really in any danger...I could watch her until the end of time refusing to take any of this nonsense remotely seriously and running rings around the new Doctor and Mel. "''
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-->-- '''BillBailey''', talking about Toasties during ''bewilderness''

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-->-- '''BillBailey''', '''Music/BillBailey''', talking about Toasties during ''bewilderness''
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->''"We did the scene and Lana [Wachowski] instantly started throwing this really bold directorial. ‘Play it like an accountant’ was one of them. I was like, I have no idea what to do with that but it’s the most genius direction I’ve ever had! It threw me in all kinds of different directions and I left having no idea what I had just done. All I knew was that I didn't just do boring Redmayne acting."''
-->-- '''Creator/EddieRedmayne''' on his performance as Balem in ''Film/JupiterAscending''.
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-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/the-scarlet-letter-1995-roland-joffe-2/ on]] ''Film/TheScarletLetter'' (1995)

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-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/the-scarlet-letter-1995-roland-joffe-2/ on]] ''Film/TheScarletLetter'' (1995)
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->''"I almost wish Sam Raimi had simply painted [[Creator/WillemDafoe Dafoe]] green, at the risk of audiences mistaking Norman for a deranged Green Bay Packers fan."''
-->--'''Cyriaque Damar''' [[http://io9.gizmodo.com/5417454/the-top-10-wackiest-norman-osborn-weird-outs on]] ''[[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Spider-Man]]''.
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-->--[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/highlander-endgame-part-two/ The Screamsheet]] on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

->''"''[Robert] ''Duvall is seriously hilarious in this movie and the ''Film/CapeFear'' comparison is apt. He apparently [[GoingNative goes all native]] when he gets captured by the Indians so he is like a [[SplitPersonality two face]] when he returns to civilization. In the Puritan camp he is all super prim and proper and stiff. When its night, he strips down, shaves his whole body, carves things into himself, whoops, hollers, and kills motherf*ckers with a knife. Everyone else tries to be all stiff and have proper accents and talk formally and whatnot. [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent No, not Duvall]]. He went all [[LethalWeapon Martin Riggs]] in this movie and it’s glorious."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/the-scarlet-letter-1995-roland-joffe-2/ on]] ''The Scarlet Letter'' (1995)

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-->--[[http://screamsheet.-->-- [[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/highlander-endgame-part-two/ The Screamsheet]] on ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: Endgame''

''Film/HighlanderEndgame''

->''"''[Robert] ''Duvall is seriously hilarious in this movie and the ''Film/CapeFear'' comparison is apt. He apparently [[GoingNative goes all native]] when he gets captured by the Indians so he is like a [[SplitPersonality two face]] when he returns to civilization. In the Puritan camp he is all super prim and proper and stiff. When its night, he strips down, shaves his whole body, carves things into himself, whoops, hollers, and kills motherf*ckers with a knife. Everyone else tries to be all stiff and have proper accents and talk formally and whatnot. [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent No, not Duvall]]. He went all [[LethalWeapon [[Film/LethalWeapon Martin Riggs]] in this movie and it’s glorious."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/the-scarlet-letter-1995-roland-joffe-2/ on]] ''The Scarlet Letter'' ''Film/TheScarletLetter'' (1995)



-->--'''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''

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-->--'''David -->-- '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-review-2/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''



-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-10-10-luthor/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Luthor"

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-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' -->-- '''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-recaps-smallville-episode-10-10-luthor/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Luthor"



-->--[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] on [[Film/TheMatrix Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions]].

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-->--[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown -->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] Brain]]''' on [[Film/TheMatrix Matrix Reloaded ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded'' and Revolutions]].
''Film/TheMatrixRevolutions''.

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