History Quotes / GenreSavvy

->'''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick'''

-->'''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick'''

->"Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[NonPlayerCharacter characters like me without notable personalities]] [[GenreSavvy often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!"

->'''Gladiator's Taskmaster:''' Now listen, because I'm about to tell you how it's going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives. [[DrillSergeantNasty First I'm going to line you up and shout at you. I'll belitle you, call you a few names and repeatedly mention how you are all probably going to die.]] [[LampshadeHanging Actually, that's the part we're doing right now, so we're running a little ahead of schelude]]. Then, you will be allowed to wander the common area, where the other prisoners will snarl at you, steal the pieces of bread that are being handed out, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies. At the time one of you will defend a weaker prisoner from said bullies, possibly giving him your own bread. This will create a close friendship between the two of you, most likely with strong homosexual overtones, that will not be fully explored. Later, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge the weaker gladiator will be killed in the arena]], [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge and then you will kill the one who killed him in a big climatic match]]. Oh, and before I forget, [[EstrogenBrigadeBait you will remain stripped to the waist with your muscules oiled at all times, for no apparent purpose]]. See the Oil Steward if your skin becomes dry for any reason. Where was I, ah right - The part where one of you catches the eye of a beautiful noblewoman while fighting, only to reject her amorous advances.

->''Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[NonPlayerCharacter characters like me without notable personalities]] [[GenreSavvy often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!''
-->--''[[OurGhostsAreDifferent Friendly Ghost]]'' being talked to by the player character, ''{{Mother 3}}''

-->--''[[OurGhostsAreDifferent Friendly Ghost]]'' being talked to by the player character, ''Mother3''

->''Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[GenreSavvy characters like me without notable personalities often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!''
-->--''[[OurGhostsAreDifferent Friendly Ghost]]'' being talked to by the player character

-->''Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[GenreSavvy characters like me without notable personalities often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!''

-->-- ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "The Firebending Masters"

->'''TheOrderOfTheStick'''

-->'''TheOrderOfTheStick'''

->'''Gladiator's Taskmaster:''' Now listen, because I'm about to tell you how it's going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives. [[DrillSergeantNasty First I'm going to line you up and shout at you. I'll belitle you, call you a few names and repeatedly mention how you are all probably going to die.]] [[LampshadeHanging Actually, that's the part we're doing right now, so we're running a little ahead of schelude]]. Then, you will be allowed to wander the common area, where the other prisoners will snarl at you, steal the pieces of bread that are being handed out, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies. At the time one of you will defend a weaker prisoner from said bullies, possibly giving him your own bread. This will create a close friendship between the two of you, [[AmbitiouslyGay most likely with strong homosexual overtones, that will not be fully explored]]. Later, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge the weaker gladiator will be killed in the arena]], [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge and then you will kill the one who killed him in a big climatic match]]. Oh, and before I forget, [[EstrogenBrigadeBait you will remain stripped to the waist with your muscules oiled at all times, for no apparent purpose]]. See the Oil Steward if your skin becomes dry for any reason. Where was I, ah right - The part where one of you catches the eye of a beautiful noblewoman while fighting, only to reject her amorous advances.

->'''Julio Scoundrél:''' Well, [[MentorOccupationalHazard as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge]] — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again

->'''Elan:'' Will I ever see you again?

-->-- '''Toad''', ''SuperMarioRPG''

->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] A:''' "Hans, I've just noticed something."
'''Nazi B:''' "These communists are ''all'' cowards."
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you looked at our caps recently?"
'''Nazi B:''' "Our caps?"
'''Nazi A:''' "The badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?"
'''Nazi B:''' "What? ...no. A bit?"
'''Nazi A:''' "They've got ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totenkopf skulls]]'' on them."
'''Nazi B:''' "Hmmm?"
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you noticed, that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
'''Nazi B:''' "I don't, uh..."

-->-- '''''MADMagazine''''', "V-Vampires!"

-->--'''''AvatarTheLastAirbender,''''' "The Firebending Masters"

-->--'''''GalaxyQuest'''''

-->--'''''GoldenSunDarkDawn'''''

-->--'''''SunsetBoulevard'''''

-->--Toad, ''SuperMarioRPG''

->'''Geek Scientist:''' Look, we have medics and guards standing by just in case. And this is one of our strongest containment rooms. Everything is under control.
->'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.
->'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong What could go wrong]]?
->'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?
-->--''{{Weregeek}}
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->'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! WhatCouldGoWrong?

->'''Betty:''' It's that old familiar story. You help a timid little soul across a crowded street; she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money. \\

--> -- '''''SunsetBoulevard'''''

-->-- ''[[MADMagazine MAD]]'', "V-Vampires!"

-->--'''''AvatarTheLastAirbender,''' "The Firebending Masters"

'''Guy:''' Did you guys even watch the show?\\

->'''Tret:''' You assume a castle built on ancient ruins MUST have a secret entrance infested with traps and monsters?\\

'''Tret:''' Well, you're right... THIS time.

-->--'''''GalaxyQuest'''''

-->--'''''Galaxyquest'''

-->--'''''AvatarTheLastAirbender,''' "The Firebending Masters"

'''Aang:''' You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, ''didnt you?''

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