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->'''Chris:''' Dan has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Hey, Dan? Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?\\
'''Dan:''' Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?\\
'''Chris:''' Now, what state is it in?\\
'''Dan:''' D- I don't know! Ecuador, or something! What's with all the questions?!\\
'''Elise:''' So, there ''is'' a savant half...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'', "[[Recap/DanVsS1E12DanVsGeorgeWashington Dan Vs. George Washington]]"
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-> ''See, the [[DoofyDodo Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''

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-> ''See, ''"See, the [[DoofyDodo Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''"''



-> ''You're a genius, you moron!''

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-> ''You're ''"You're a genius, you moron!''moron!"''
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-> ''You're a genius, you moron!''
-->-- '''Trevor Phillips''' to his cohort Wade after finding out [[spoiler:where Michael is hiding]], ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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->''"This Autobot is a rather unique case. According to his file, he scored higher than any Cybertronian scientist on his [[PortalNetwork space bridge]] aptitude test, yet seems to have [[DumbMuscle no other discernible skills.]]"''
-->-- '''Shockwave''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "A Bridge Too Close Part 1"

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->''"This Autobot is a rather unique case. According to his file, he scored higher than any Cybertronian scientist on his [[PortalNetwork space bridge]] aptitude test, [[DumbMuscle yet seems to have [[DumbMuscle no other discernible skills.]]"''
-->-- '''Shockwave''', '''Shockwave''' regarding '''Bulkhead''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "A Bridge Too Close Part 1"
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-> ''See, the [[DumbDodoBird Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''

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-> ''See, the [[DumbDodoBird [[DoofyDodo Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''
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->''"This Autobot is a rather unique case. According to his file, he scored higher than any Cybertronian scientist on his [[PortalNetwork space bridge]] aptitude test, yet seems to have [[DumbMuscle no other discernible skills.]]"''
-->-- '''Shockwave''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', "A Bridge Too Close Part 1"
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'''Patrick''': ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [covers his crotch]]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Where?!?!]]

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'''Patrick''': ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar '' [covers his crotch]]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Where?!?!]]crotch]'' Where?!?!
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->'''Sponge Bob''': Patrick, your genius is showing!\\
'''Patrick''': ''[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [covers his crotch]'' Where?!?!]]

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->'''Sponge Bob''': ->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Patrick, your genius is showing!\\
'''Patrick''': ''[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [covers his crotch]'' crotch]]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Where?!?!]]



-> ''See, the [[DumbDodoBirds Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''

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-> ''See, the [[DumbDodoBirds [[DumbDodoBird Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''

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'''Patrick''': ''[covers his crotch]'' Where?!?!

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'''Patrick''': ''[covers ''[[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [covers his crotch]'' Where?!?!Where?!?!]]


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-> ''See, the [[DumbDodoBirds Kulu-ya-Ku]] is an enigma; it is simultaneously one of the most intelligent, yet stupid creatures to have been discovered. One cannot tell if it simply bold...or oblivious.''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZ6UW6lnT8 A Day in the Life of Kulu-ya-Ku]]''
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->'''Scrooge:''' This may be the most eloquent Launchpad has ever been.\\
'''Dewey:''' He knows a lot about [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck this one thing]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Duck Knight Returns!"
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->''"Well... They're smart doctors. They're just not smart ''people''."''
-->-- '''Willis''', ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital''
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->''"So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' [cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of AlbertEinstein] ''Huh, who knew?"''

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->''"So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' [cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of AlbertEinstein] UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein] ''Huh, who knew?"''
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'''Patrick''': *Covers his crotch* Where?!?!

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'''Patrick''': *Covers ''[covers his crotch* crotch]'' Where?!?!



-->--''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''

->How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?
-->--'''Fourier''', regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''VideoGame/TalesOfGraces''

->How is it possible for one brain to function so well, and at the very same time be so very, very, broken?
-->--'''Lucas''' on Ethan, ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel''

->''So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' (cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of AlbertEinstein) ''Huh, who knew?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Film/TheFlintstones''

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-->--''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner -->-- ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''

->How ->''"How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?
-->--'''Fourier''',
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-->-- '''Fourier''',
regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''VideoGame/TalesOfGraces''

->How ->''"How is it possible for one brain to function so well, and at the very same time be so very, very, broken?
-->--'''Lucas'''
broken?"''
-->-- '''Lucas'''
on Ethan, ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel''

->''So ->''"So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' (cut [cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of AlbertEinstein) AlbertEinstein] ''Huh, who knew?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''
knew?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''
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-->-- ''SpongeBobSquarePants''

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-->-- ''SpongeBobSquarePants''
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-->-- ''LegallyBlonde''

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-->-- ''LegallyBlonde''
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-->-- '''UrsulaVernon''', [[http://ursulav.livejournal.com/960056.html on why writing can't be that hard if she can do it.]]

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-->-- '''UrsulaVernon''', '''Creator/UrsulaVernon''', [[http://ursulav.livejournal.com/960056.html on why writing can't be that hard if she can do it.]]
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->''So Barney feels guilty for Fred and, because he's such a good friend, decides to switch the exams around. So of course now Fred is mistaken for the smartest man in the group because he apparently scored the highest on the test, which is already kind of weird.'' Barney ''was the smartest guy there? Really?'' (cut to a photo of a cartoon Barney next to a picture of AlbertEinstein) ''Huh, who knew?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Film/TheFlintstones''
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->How is it possible for one brain to function so well, and at the very same time be so very, very, broken?
-->--'''Lucas''' on Ethan, ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel''
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-->--'''Fourier''', regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''TalesOfGraces''

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-->--'''Fourier''', regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''TalesOfGraces''''VideoGame/TalesOfGraces''
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-->--''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''

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-->--''[[HomestarRunner -->--''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''
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->How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?
-->--'''Fourier''', regarding her sister [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Pascal]] in ''TalesOfGraces''
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-->--''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email #161: 4 branches]]''

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-->--''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email Email]]'' ''[[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail161.html #161: 4 branches]]''
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->'''Homestar Runner:''' [[OrphanedPunchline Awash with flavor!]]
->'''Strong Sad:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?
->'''Homestar Runner:''' Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
->'''Strong Sad:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
->'''Homestar Runner:''' Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.
-->--''[[HomestarRunner Strong Bad Email #161: 4 branches]]''
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->'''Elle Woods''': What, like it's hard?

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->'''Elle Woods''': What, like it's hard?hard?
-->-- ''LegallyBlonde''

->''"I once flushed a sock down the toilet on accident. I wear my clothes backwards a lot. I have never yet figured out how much metal chicken can be shoved in the back on a car safely. The fields in which I am ruthlessly competent are very very few, and the ones in which I am inept are vast beyond measure."''
-->-- '''UrsulaVernon''', [[http://ursulav.livejournal.com/960056.html on why writing can't be that hard if she can do it.]]
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-->-- ''SpongeBobSquarePants''

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-->-- ''SpongeBobSquarePants''''SpongeBobSquarePants''

->'''Warner Huntington III''': ''You'' got into Harvard Law?
->'''Elle Woods''': What, like it's hard?
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'''Patrick''': *Covers his crotch* Where!?!?\\

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'''Patrick''': *Covers his crotch* Where!?!?\\Where?!?!
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'''Sponge Bob''': Patrick, your genius is showing!\\

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'''Sponge ->'''Sponge Bob''': Patrick, your genius is showing!\\



'''SpongeBobSquarePants'''

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'''SpongeBobSquarePants'''-->-- ''SpongeBobSquarePants''

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