History for Quotes/GagPenis

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->'''Lois:''' What's wrong, honey?
->'''Peter:''' I'll tell you what's wrong: I'm trying to make love to you [[ParentalIncest and you're thinking about Chris!]]
->'''Lois:''' Peter, i-is there something you need to tell me?
->'''Peter:''' Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
->'''Lois:''' Thanks to ''me?''
->'''Peter:''' Well, he didn't get it from me!
->'''Lois:''' What are you talking about?!
->'''Peter:''' I'll ''show'' you.
->''(they go into Chris' room while he's asleep)''
->'''Peter:''' Alright, stand back, Lois. ''(lifts up the covers)''
->'''Lois:''' ''Oh my.'' Well, no wonder he's always slouching.
->'''Peter:''' How the hell did this happen? ''I'm'' supposed to be the man of the house! You must be so ashamed of me.
->'''Lois:''' Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
->'''Peter:''' [[ComplimentBackfire OH MY GOD!]]

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->'''Lois:''' What's wrong, honey?
->'''Peter:''' honey?\\
'''Peter:''' I'll tell you what's wrong: I'm trying to make love to you [[ParentalIncest and you're thinking about Chris!]]
->'''Lois:''' Chris!]]\\
'''Lois:''' Peter, i-is there something you need to tell me?
->'''Peter:''' me?\\
'''Peter:''' Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
->'''Lois:''' wang!\\
'''Lois:''' Thanks to ''me?''
->'''Peter:''' ''me?''\\
'''Peter:''' Well, he didn't get it from me!
->'''Lois:''' me!\\
'''Lois:''' What are you talking about?!
->'''Peter:''' about?!\\
'''Peter:''' I'll ''show'' you.
->''(they you.\\
''(they go into Chris' room while he's asleep)''
->'''Peter:''' asleep)''\\
'''Peter:''' Alright, stand back, Lois. ''(lifts up the covers)''
->'''Lois:''' covers)''\\
'''Lois:''' ''Oh my.'' Well, no wonder he's always slouching.
->'''Peter:''' slouching.\\
'''Peter:''' How the hell did this happen? ''I'm'' supposed to be the man of the house! You must be so ashamed of me.
->'''Lois:''' me.\\
'''Lois:''' Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
->'''Peter:''' breasts.\\
'''Peter:''' [[ComplimentBackfire OH MY GOD!]]

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->'''Krillin:''' I'm surprised you knew I'd be here.
->'''Android 18:''' Seemed like the obvious pick.
->'''Krillin:''' True! So, um... [[InnocentInnuendo What can I do you for?]]
->'''Android 18:''' [[IfWeSurviveThis I made a promise to myself]], [[GladToBeAliveSex and I'm gonna keep it.]]
->'''Krillin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wanna see a movie, or...?]]
->'''Android 18:''' Dude. ''Drop your pants.''
->'''Krillin:''' Oh, OH! O-Okay! But, um, j-j-just a heads up. I'm a grower.
->''(sound of unzipping, followed by a loud "THUMP" sound)''
->'''Android 18:''' [[BigOMG Oh. My. GOD.]]
->'''Krillin:''' What?
->'''Android 18:''' Get on the bed.
->'''Krillin:''' YES, MA'AM!
->''(The [[RunningGagged Krillin Owned Count drops by one]] ''and keeps dropping'')''

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->'''Krillin:''' I'm surprised you knew I'd be here.
->'''Android here.\\
'''Android 18:''' Seemed like the obvious pick.
->'''Krillin:''' pick.\\
'''Krillin:''' True! So, um... [[InnocentInnuendo What can I do you for?]]
->'''Android for?]]\\
'''Android 18:''' [[IfWeSurviveThis I made a promise to myself]], [[GladToBeAliveSex and I'm gonna keep it.]]
->'''Krillin:''' ]]\\
'''Krillin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wanna see a movie, or...?]]
->'''Android ?]]\\
'''Android 18:''' Dude. ''Drop your pants.''
->'''Krillin:''' ''\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh, OH! O-Okay! But, um, j-j-just a heads up. I'm a grower.
->''(sound grower.\\
''(sound of unzipping, followed by a loud "THUMP" sound)''
->'''Android sound)''\\
'''Android 18:''' [[BigOMG Oh. My. GOD.]]
->'''Krillin:''' What?
->'''Android ]]\\
'''Krillin:''' What?\\
'''Android 18:''' Get on the bed.
->'''Krillin:''' bed.\\
'''Krillin:''' YES, MA'AM!
->''(The MA'AM!\\
''(The [[RunningGagged Krillin Owned Count drops by one]] ''and keeps dropping'')''

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->'''King Shark''': He saved our lives yet we ended his. As honorable warriors, we will show proper respect to this fallen hero by...\\
'''Captain Boomerang''': ([[LastDisrespects Unzipping his pants]])\\
'''Deadshot''': (Stopping him) Show a little class, man. That- (Looks down) Holy SHIT, congratulations.\\
'''King Shark''': Makes sense. The gods have cursed you in every other way.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuicideSquadKillTheJusticeLeague''

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->''On this day, Kiri had the terror of running from something bigger and stronger than him beaten into his brain. He fled because of his weakness, but, as he ran, he began to think. He realized that strength came from standing one's ground. Continuing to face the opponent, no matter how mighty he may be. He saw that strength in his father. He then thought of his sister, who would be facing down this beast in the near future, and in him rose a deep sense of respect.''

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->"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" cried Sapphia. "How dare you let yourself be outwitted by that walking dildo! How did this happen?"

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->''My dick so big, it needs its own\\
My dick so big, it lives next door\\
My dick so big, that all I want\\
Is fuck the world (is fuck the world)\\
My dick so big, it touches the sky\\
I check it as luggage when I fly\\
My dick so big, it's behind you\\
It follows you, it follows you''
-->-- '''Music/LittleBig''', "Big Dick"

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-->-- {{Creator/Tailsteak}}

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-->-- ~~{{Creator/Tailsteak}}~~
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-->-- '''Limerick'''

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-->-- ~~'''Limerick'''~~
'''{{Limerick}}'''

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->Without a word, part of the holographic screen changed. Now it showed a view evidently from the nose of an aerial pursuer. A purple worm-like creature was floating over the ocean, with two bright pink appendages trailing from what appeared to be its arms. Its head was what drew Shinji's attention. Pink and bulbous, it looked like...\\
"Is this a joke?" Misato muttered, unamused. "Did some fraternity stunt get loose? That looks exactly like a-"\\
"It's definitely an Angel," Ritsuko interrupted. "The phallic appearance is likely entirely coincidental."
-->-- ''Fanfic/ReadTheFinePrintEvangelion''

RandomTroper123

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Chained Sinkholes. (Though I've made at least one, maybe two, myself too lol.)

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->''Tary is examining a [[ItMakesSenseInContext naked portrait of]] [[TheBigGuy Grog]] that his RobotBuddy Doty drew:''\\

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->''Tary is examining a [[ItMakesSenseInContext naked ~~portrait of]]~~ portrait]] of [[TheBigGuy Grog]] that his RobotBuddy Doty drew:''\\

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->'''Android 18:''' [[IfWeSurviveThis I made a promise to myself,]] [[GladToBeAliveSex and I'm gonna keep it.]]

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->'''Android 18:''' [[IfWeSurviveThis I made a promise to ~~myself,]]~~ myself]], [[GladToBeAliveSex and I'm gonna keep it.]]

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->''(The [[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count]] [[RunningGagged drops by one]] ''and keeps dropping'')''

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->''(The ~~[[RunningGag Krillin Owned Count]]~~ [[RunningGagged Krillin Owned Count drops by one]] ''and keeps dropping'')''

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->''There was an old man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it.''

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->''There was an old man from ~~Nantucket,~~ Nantucket\\
whose dick was so long he could suck it.''\\
While wiping his chin\\
He said with a grin\\
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."''

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->'''Tucker:''' ''Also'' can we talk about that thing's dong?\\
'''Wash:''' What?\\
'''Church:''' Yeah, I echo that sentiment. What the actual fuck, Tucker?\\
'''Tucker:''' Well, it was on top of me and it kept like smacking against my armor--it's fucking huge! I mean, look at it!\\
'''Wash:''' ''[briefly glances before shaking his head]'' Absolutely not! This conversation is ending now.\\
'''Church:''' ''[staring]'' Fuck, glad Tex isn't here to see this.
-->-- ''Fanfic/RecoveryNone''

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->''IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.''
-->--[[https://fanficrants.livejournal.com/1798922.html This]] Livejournal thread, discussing a ''Harry Potter'' fanfic in which Draco Malfoy inexplicably had a 42-inch penis

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->'''[[ButtMonkey Jerry:]]''' Okay, so now you're sure that everything is okay, you know, down there?\\
'''Dr. Harris:''' You're perfectly healthy. ''(cutaway)'' That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. I actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted. By the ''largest penis'' I have ''ever'' seen.
-->--''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

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->''"Goddamn. Brother's got a love sausage."''
-->-- '''Mother's Milk''', on Love Sausage, ''Series/TheBoys2019''

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->''There was an old man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it.''
-->-- '''Limerick'''

->''Twelve-foot what?!''
-->-- '''Agent Steven Fontwell''', ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "How Will I Clean My Fur?"

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