History Quotes / GagPenis

19th Apr '16 7:44:19 AM JackG
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->When ''Oedipus'' appeared at London’s National Theatre in 1968, the set was decorated by a gigantic golden phallus 30 feet high. Actress Carol Browne saw it and commented, “Well it’s no-one I know.” Another giant phallus (beige this time) was used in a 1979 production of Aristophanes’ ''Lysistrata'' staged in Cambridge, Massachusetts USA. Mid-way through the opening performance the wires supporting the phallus gave way and, as if in a symbolic gesture, it fell right across the stage knocking the leading lady to the ground.
-->From ''Great Theatrical Disasters'' by Glyes Brandret.

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->When ''Oedipus'' appeared at London’s National Theatre in 1968, the set was decorated by a gigantic golden phallus 30 feet high. Actress Carol Browne saw it and commented, “Well it’s no-one I know.Another giant phallus (beige this time) was used in a 1979 production of Aristophanes’ ''Lysistrata'' staged in Cambridge, Massachusetts USA. USA. Mid-way through the opening performance the wires supporting the phallus gave way and, as if in a symbolic gesture, it fell right across the stage knocking the leading lady to the ground.
-->From ''Great '''Great Theatrical Disasters'' Disasters''' by Glyes Brandret.
19th Apr '16 7:43:59 AM JackG
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->When ''Oedipus'' appeared at London’s National Theatre in 1968, the set was decorated by a gigantic golden phallus 30 feet high. Actress Carol Browne saw it and commented, “Well it’s no-one I know.” Another giant phallus (beige this time) was used in a 1979 production of Aristophanes’ ''Lysistrata'' staged in Cambridge, Massachusetts USA. Mid-way through the opening performance the wires supporting the phallus gave way and, as if in a symbolic gesture, it fell right across the stage knocking the leading lady to the ground.
-->From ''Great Theatrical Disasters'' by Glyes Brandret.
29th May '14 4:10:44 PM LucaEarlgrey
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''"Even you won't be able to [[DoubleEntendre beat off]] this magnificent schlong."''

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-> ''"Even you won't be able to [[DoubleEntendre beat off]] this magnificent schlong."''
29th May '14 4:10:32 PM LucaEarlgrey
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''"Even you won't be able to [[DoubleEntendre beat off]] this magnificent schlong."''
-->--'''The Terminal Guardian''', ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV'', as he summons Mara
24th Jul '12 6:28:09 AM Nohbody
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-->--'''[[NewWorldOfDarkness World of Darkness]]''', ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Dudes of Legend]]''

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-->--'''[[NewWorldOfDarkness World of Darkness]]''', ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Dudes ''Dudes of Legend]]''Legend''
21st Apr '12 8:41:14 PM RevDave
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-> "You hear those dick pill ads, and they’re all like,
-> “If you have an erection lasting for more than four
-> hours, consult a doctor.” It should read: “If you have
-> an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult
-> a bunch of sexy ladies and high-five your penis!”
-> You ever read mythology? Look back at those old
-> gods and you’ll see ‘em sporting dangerous, unholy
-> wood. Their cocks are basically baseball bats studded
-> with thorns and snaked with vines and tipped with
-> antlers—it’s erectile divinity. We could all only aspire
-> to have that in real life.
-> Well, in the World of Darkness, you can. You can
-> be a werewolf with a giant mythic erection. You can
-> be a vampire with a majestic pale pillar of undead
-> man-meat. You can be a Promethean with a hundred
-> turgid wangs stitched together to create an uber-wang
-> crackling with nascent electricity.
-> Your tumescence is legendary.
-> Your newly deified penis offers a few cool benefits.
-> First, you can use it as a weapon. It counts as a
-> 2(B) weapon. It gains the Knockdown feature (p. 168,
-> World of Darkness Rulebook).
-> Second, the penis can hold two extra points of
-> Willpower, thus increasing your Willpower pool by
-> two dots.
-> Third, roll a d10 at the time you create the character
-> or gain this benefit. The number rolled equals
-> the number of worshippers (“cock acolytes” or “cockolytes”
-> for short) that venerate your rigid man-spear.
-> These worshippers count as one-dot Retainers (Merit
-> found on p. 116 of the World of Darkness Rulebook).
-> If they’re killed, well, too fucking bad. Shit happens.
-> Better perform some miracles with that thing if you
-> want new followers, you dig?
-> Now, let me ask the question you want to ask me:
-> isn’t this sexist? Can’t a lady’s parts be sacred, too?
-> Yes, absolutely. But that’s a whole different bonus,
-> isn’t it? A vagina isn’t a penis. That’s basic anatomy.
-> What you’re looking for is Sacred Vagina. That’s found
-> later in this product (p. 14)."
-->-- '''[[NewWorldOfDarkness World of Darkness]]''', ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Dudes of Legend]]''

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-> "You ->"You hear those dick pill ads, and they’re all like,
-> “If
like, 'If you have an erection lasting for more than four
-> hours, consult a doctor.” It should read: “If you have
->
an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult
->
consult a doctor.' It should read: 'If you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult a bunch of sexy ladies and high-five your penis!”
->
penis!'\\
\\
You ever read mythology? Look back at those old
->
old gods and you’ll see ‘em sporting dangerous, unholy
->
unholy wood. Their cocks are basically baseball bats studded
->
studded with thorns and snaked with vines and tipped with
->
with antlers—it’s erectile divinity. We could all only aspire
->
aspire to have that in real life.
->
life.\\
\\
Well, in the World of Darkness, you can. You can
->
can be a werewolf with a giant mythic erection. You can
->
can be a vampire with a majestic pale pillar of undead
->
undead man-meat. You can be a Promethean with a hundred
->
hundred turgid wangs stitched together to create an uber-wang
->
uber-wang crackling with nascent electricity.
->
electricity.\\
\\
Your tumescence is legendary.
-> Your newly deified penis offers a few cool benefits.
-> First, you can use it as a weapon. It counts as a
-> 2(B) weapon. It gains the Knockdown feature (p. 168,
-> World of Darkness Rulebook).
-> Second, the penis can hold two extra points of
-> Willpower, thus increasing your Willpower pool by
-> two dots.
-> Third, roll a d10 at the time you create the character
-> or gain this benefit. The number rolled equals
-> the number of worshippers (“cock acolytes” or “cockolytes”
-> for short) that venerate your rigid man-spear.
-> These worshippers count as one-dot Retainers (Merit
-> found on p. 116 of the World of Darkness Rulebook).
-> If they’re killed, well, too fucking bad. Shit happens.
-> Better perform some miracles with that thing if you
-> want new followers, you dig?
-> Now, let me ask the question you want to ask me:
-> isn’t this sexist? Can’t a lady’s parts be sacred, too?
-> Yes, absolutely. But that’s a whole different bonus,
-> isn’t it? A vagina isn’t a penis. That’s basic anatomy.
-> What you’re looking for is Sacred Vagina. That’s found
-> later in this product (p. 14).
legendary."
-->-- '''[[NewWorldOfDarkness -->--'''[[NewWorldOfDarkness World of Darkness]]''', ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Dudes of Legend]]''
16th Apr '12 5:04:13 PM Antwan
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->''"Take about dozen of eggs, start putting them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"''

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->''"Take about five dozen of eggs, start putting them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"''
16th Apr '12 5:03:34 PM Antwan
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->''"You take five dozen of eggs, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"''

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->''"You take five ->''"Take about dozen of eggs, start putting them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"''
16th Apr '12 5:01:22 PM Antwan
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-->-- ''AwesomeSeries'', "AwesomeMan"

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-->-- ''AwesomeSeries'', "AwesomeMan"
"Awesome Man"
16th Apr '12 5:01:13 PM Antwan
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-> "You take five dozen of eggs, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"
-->-- [[AwesomeSeries Awesome Man]] by Egoraptor

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-> "You ->''"You take five dozen of eggs, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? '''PENIS!'''"
'''PENIS!'''"''
-->-- [[AwesomeSeries Awesome Man]] by Egoraptor
''AwesomeSeries'', "AwesomeMan"



--> '''[[NewWorldOfDarkness World of Darkness]]''' ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Dudes of Legend]]''


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