History Quotes / FridgeLogic

->Seeing the film the first time, I was swept away, and have remained swept ever since. Seeing this restored version, I tried to be more objective...it is remarkable that the Empire marksmen [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy never hit anyone important.]]
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews the Special Edition of ''Film/ANewHope''.

->When the lights go on, Ben sees a horde of hundreds and hundreds of Spider-man clones, all in cute little matching Spider-man costumes. You know, where did the Jackal find time or resources to mass-produce the costume? For that matter, where are all these Spider-men using the bathroom? I hate to think the answer might be 'in the corners of the room.'
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories]]... Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"

->I think people heard about Creator/KevinCostner drinking his own distilled pee in ''Waterworld'' and ran for the hills... nobody wants to see the guy from ''Film/FieldOfDreams'' drinking his wee-wee. I puzzle over it myself. If he has a machine that can distill urine into drinking water, why can't he just purify sea water? After much thinking, I finally decided that he prefers warm drinks.
-->--'''Creator/NoahAntwiler''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''Film/{{Waterworld}}''

->'''David:''' We then discover Creator/SharonStone has been given superpowers by the beauty cream when she yells at George until he slaps her.\\
'''Chris''': Catwoman and Sharon Stone then have this big karate fight, which makes sense because Catwoman used her cat powers to beat the living hell out of four gigantic armed robbers in the first half of the movie, but that’s okay because Sharon Stone has an invulnerable [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway face and neck]]. Twenty-eight writers.
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/Catwoman2004'' (2004)

->There's an awkward scene in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... [[ASpotOfTea milk]]. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation.
-->-- '''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/a-far-wider-academy-of-which-human-nature-is-merely-a-part-the-edge-of-destruction/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction The Edge of Destruction]]"

->'''Chris:''' The government wants to figure out how to [[CapeBusters turn Clark’s powers off and on]], which is fine. That makes sense and follows logically. But to accomplish this, they have “turned off neural pathways” so that he can’t access his powers, which.. What? Does Clark have to THINK about being invulnerable to make it happen?\\
'''David''': Haha, that’s a good point! He should just be walking around destroying everything in his path, like Lennie from ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen''. Hugging Lois and she comically pops open. The episode ending with Ollie mercy-killing Clark with a Kryptonite arrow.
-->--''[[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-12-collateral/ ComicsAlliance]]'' on ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Collateral")

->The episode starts with Lex complaining to his campaign manager that Jonathan Kent is neck and neck with Lex... Lois says 'Look! We're about to put out about eighteen million dollars worth of advertisement! Isn't that great!'\\\
Jonathan, [[WorkingClassHero dutifully ratcheting]], replies, 'Yeah! Shore is, puddin'! But how's we all affordin' that there telly vision?'\\\
Lois: '[[Film/ANewHope These aren't the droids you're looking for!]]'\\\
Jonathan: '[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi I will take you to Jabba now. I am a good worker, and will be rewarded.]][='=]
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep11 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Lockdown")

->Y'know, come to think of it, if the Jedi had just one ([[TheMainCharactersDoEverything or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven]]) Jedis back to them with Naboo, they might've actually ''captured'' Darth Maul and figured out who he was workin' for. Can you imagine the look on his face when he opened the door and is like, "IMMA FUCKIN BADASS--" (sees Jedi army), and then he's like, "--Ohhh. ''Oh.'' How do you close these doors? Is it this button? [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere OK there it goes.]]"
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Harry S. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->Why would the ''Prometheus'' crew agree to go on a four-year mission when they're not even briefed on what the mission is until the mission starts? What if the mission [[BoldlyComing involved a gang-bang?]]
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''Film/{{Prometheus}}''

-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'' (2004)

->...Why would they come to our concerts just to ''boo'' us?
-->--'''Lisa Simpson''', after a daydream about her hypothetical band "The Second Bests" ends with the audience booing them before they can even start, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''Film/{{Waterworld}}''

->'''David:''' We then discover Sharon Stone has been given superpowers by the beauty cream when she yells at George until he slaps her.\\

-->--'''[[AuthorAvatar Me]]''' on [[ScoobyDoo Scrappy Doo]], ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''

--> --''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->-- ''Film/RaisingArizona''

'''Mobster 2''': Yeah, what would ya eat? suck blood from Pengiuns?\\

->'''Seppel''': "Wait a minute! What was [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Professor Utonium]] doing making little girls in the first place?!"\\

'''Misteroo''': "Ew."

-> '''Android 17''': Holy shit, you're an android! How did you even do that?
-> '''Dr. Gero''': I took my brain out and put it into this body.
-> '''Android 18''':..''How?''
-> '''Dr. Gero''': I...huh. How did I do that?

->'''Emily:''' I'm trying to [[BellisariosMaxim rein in my ruthless logical thinking]] and embrace the boundless and bewitching [[RuleOfCool wonders]] of the magical world.\\

'''Emily:''' ''[hrrrnghh]'' If he's so smart then why didn't he just try to [[CuttingTheKnot summon the fricken]] ''[[CuttingTheKnot egg]]'' first not one of them tried to summon that ''fricken egg'', not one, you've learned the summoning charm, great, why not just try summon the ''motherfrickin egg''

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--> ''Webcomic/MyLifeAsABackgroundSlytherin'' [[http://emilymcgovern.com/2018/03/19/slytherin95/ #95]]

->I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but wonder how creatures without arms could make such a device. Or tie up my friends.

-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/a-far-wider-academy-of-which-human-nature-is-merely-a-part-the-edge-of-destruction/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction The Edge of Destruction]]"

'''David''': Haha, that’s a good point! He should just be walking around destroying everything in his path, like Lennie from ''OfMiceAndMen''. Hugging Lois and she comically pops open. The episode ending with Ollie mercy-killing Clark with a Kryptonite arrow.

-> '''Android 17''': "Holy shit, you're an android! How did you even do that?"
-> '''Dr. Gero''': "I took my brain out and put it into this body."
-> '''Android 18''': "How?"
-> '''Dr. Gero''': "I...huh. How did I do that?"

->''(Asked what the quote "The most excruciating experience of my life" referred to.)''

->'''Andy Parsons''': Is it David Blunkett[[note]]a British politician, who is blind[[/note]] hanging pictures? ''[He mimes hitting his thumb with a hammer]''\\

-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction The Edge of Destruction]]"

->Scooby, sure. But a whole ''race'' of [[TalkingAnimal talking Great Danes]]? [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Something is rotten in the State of Denmark.]]"''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/cutthroat-island/ on]] ''{{Film/Waterworld}}''

-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}'' (2004)

->There's an awkward scene in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E2TheDaleks}} The Daleks]] talking about the TARDIS food dispenser and how it makes energy bars that taste just like the real objects. And it made sense, except for being really stupid and pointless and tedious. But here, the ship, quite frankly, goes a bit mad, starting early in the episode with a long shot in which we can clearly see that the food dispenser has separate buttons for water and... [[ASpotOfTea milk]]. This is absolutely fantastic. Because of course alien species love bovine lactation.
-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS1E3TheEdgeOfDestruction}} The Edge of Destruction]]"

-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0 on]] ''{{Film/Prometheus}}''

-->--"''Film/AfterEarth'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M M. Knight Deleted Commentary"]]

-->--'''Technician''', ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''

'''Dara O'Briain''': I get that he'd drive the nail into his thumb because he blind, but why is he hanging pictures? He's blind!