History Quotes / FormerChildStar

!!{{Music}}

And say, "Hey, there's that bloated, bankrupt Hollywood creep!"''

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrities-who-are-clearly-trolling-world/ "4 Celebrities Who Are Clearly Trolling the World"]]

And salvage my reputation somehow!\\

And apologize to Meryl Streep!\\

--> "I Wanna Be a Child Star", LiveActionTV/CrazyExGirlfriend

!!WesternAnimation
->'''Lisa:''' Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom ''President Clown''?\\
'''Krusty:''' I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->"Yes! The former child star whose feet grew when he hit puberty while the rest of his body stayed small and scrawny. The Gilded Arches was trying to destroy any theater that no longer showed his movies."
-->--'''Creator/DaranNorris''' narrating the fourth webtoon of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''

->"You know, it's amazing that it's legal for kids to be actors. How is that'' not ''child labor? I didn't know what I was signing up for. I was three."
-->-- '''Sarah Lynn''', ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman''

->''Kudos to [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] -- a Grammy-nominated singer with an army of fans (over 50 million followers on Twitter) and a net worth of $130 million -- for really living up to his reputation as the [[Series/GameOfThrones King Joffrey]] of Pop.''

->''"Yes! The former child star whose feet grew when he hit puberty while the rest of his body stayed small and scrawny. The Gilded Arches was trying to destroy any theater that no longer showed his movies."'''

->''"People who meet me as an adult are often surprised that I'm alive and have never been in prison or rehab."''
-->--'''Creator/MaraWilson''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective_p2/#ixzz2UjeCP4yT 7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)]]

->''"I tend to think that what fame has done is to replace the sea as the element of choice of adventure for young people. If you were a dashing young man in the 19th century you would probably have wanted to [[WoodenShipsAndIronMen run away to sea]], just as in the 20th century you might decide that you want to run away and form a pop band. The difference is that in the 19th century, before running away to sea, you would have had at least some understanding of the element that you were dealing with and would have perhaps, say, learned to swim."''
-->-- '''Creator/AlanMoore'''

->''"Well, it’s good to know that Dustin [[strike:Diamond]] Cubic Zirconia is still the biggest yeast infection bump of the ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' cast, and that’s saying a lot since Mario Lopez was in that cast."''

->''"Screech is a perfect example of the quirky sitcom kid; often cast purely for the comic disparity of a funny-looking child who can pull faces but deliver [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes old-soul zingers.]] Usually swept offscreen once the first pube sprouts, they can later be found on ''Where Are They Now''? lists looking like something that hands out quests on ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', and on ''SBTB'', the curse of having your awkward transition phrase play out in real time, in millions of living rooms, was Diamond's alone to bear."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The'' Series/SavedByTheBell ''Retrospective''

->''"Creator/LindsayLohan was on [[Creator/DavidLetterman Letterman]] this week, and the resulting interview was every bit as awkward and horrible as you would imagine. There's Dave asking Lindsay about rehab, while Lindsay sits there dumbfounded, shocked that anyone would ask her about rehab when her whole fucking '''''LIFE''''' is a failed rehab project."''

->''"Kudos to [[Music/JustinBieber Bieber]] -- a Grammy-nominated singer with an army of fans (over 50 million followers on Twitter) and a net worth of $130 million -- for really living up to his reputation as the [[Series/GameOfThrones King Joffrey]] of Pop."''

->''"He speeds, he eggs people's houses, he gives the most arrogant and cocky deposition in the history of the legal profession, and apparently he recently got cussed out by someone's dad at Walmart for trashing the place. He trashed a Walmart and got told off by a middle-aged man. He's [[JerkJock the villain from a 1980s teen dramedy.]]"''

->[''Rick Dalton and child star Trudi Fraser are on set. Rick is describing a book he's reading about a horse tamer who suffers a major injury and must come to terms with the fact that "every day he's a little less useful". He breaks into tears, realizing this parallels his current status as a WhiteDwarfStarlet.'']
->'''Trudi''': [''oblivious''] That sounds like a really sad book. I'm practically crying and I haven't even read it.
->'''Rick''': 'Bout fifteen years, you'll be living it.
-->--''Film/OnceUponATimeInHollywood''

-> ''"If you buy your mom a house when you're thirteen, you're gonna be fucked up mentally you know?"''
--> --"Ode to Justin Bieber", Music/HoboJohnson

-> ''"You know, it's amazing that it's legal for kids to be actors. How is that'' not ''child labor? I didn't know what I was signing up for. I was three."''
-->-- '''Sarah Lynn''', ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman''

''"You know, it's amazing that it's legal for kids to be actors. How is that'' not ''child labor? I didn't know what I was signing up for. I was three."''

-> "If you buy your mom a house when you're thirteen, you're gonna be fucked up mentally you know?"
--> "Ode to Justin Bieber", Music/HoboJohnson

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrities-who-are-clearly-trolling-world_p2/ "4 Celebrities Who Are Clearly Trolling the World"]]

-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Serie/sSavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''

->''"Kudos to Bieber -- a Grammy-nominated singer with an army of fans (over 50 million followers on Twitter) and a net worth of $130 million -- for really living up to his reputation as the [[Series/GameOfThrones King Joffrey]] of Pop."''

->''"Screech is a perfect example of the quirky sitcom kid; often cast purely for the comic disparity of a funny-looking child who can pull faces but deliver [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes old-soul zingers.]] Usually swept offscreen once the first pube sprouts, they can later be found on ''Where Are They Now''? lists looking like something that hands out quests on ''World of Warcraft'', and on ''SBTB'', the curse of having your awkward transition phrase play out in real time, in millions of living rooms, was Diamond's alone to bear."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Saved by the Bell'' Retrospective''

->''"Diamond's bile-spilling autobiography about his ''SBTB'' experience unintentionally exposes him, in the least self-aware way possible, as obnoxious and sex-obsessed. The entire document serves as the bitter testament of someone who ''was'' isolated, whether by circumstance or his own making, or a little of both."''