History Quotes / FashionVictimVillain

-->-- [[OriginalCharacter Duck]], regarding [[Manga/DeathNote Mello]] in ''FanFic/AllYouNeedIsLove''.

-->--'''Creator/WarrenEllis''' on ''GIJoeResolute''

->I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at [Robert] Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to Wrestling/JohnCena in ''TheMarine''.

->First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket with Wrestling/{{AAA}} stiched onto it. Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] from PartsUnknown and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing.

!!!Reviews

-->-- ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' on ''{{Pumaman}}''

-->-- ''{{MST3K}}'' on ''{{Pumaman}}''

->I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at [Robert] Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to John Cena in ''TheMarine''.

->First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket with AAA stiched onto it. Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] from PartsUnknown and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing.

-->-- ''AlphaProtocol''

-->--'''Mike Thorton''', ''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''

-->--'''Naomi''' (regarding Mello), ''[[DNAKPTS4TV Death Note: The Abridged Series (Kpts4tv)]]''

->First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket with AAA stiched onto it. Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] from PartsUnknown and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing. Wrestling/RicFlair, on the other hand, [[GorgeousGeorge is so pink]] he would have had to drive to the ring in a Barbie Dream Car in order to get any pinker.

->First, before anything else, I need to tell you what {{Wrestling/Konnan}} is wearing here. The man is bald, as always, with a [[PointlessBandAid random bandage]] on the side of his head. He is wearing a traditional wrestling singlet with flames all over it, and a tassely hula skirts with tassels on his boots as well. Over top of this he is wearing Napoleon's goddamn jacket with AAA stiched onto it. Altogether it gives the impression that Konnan is [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot a crazy Mexican pirate]] {{from Parts Unknown}} and this is both completely ridiculous and entirely endearing. Wrestling/RicFlair, on the other hand, [[GorgeousGeorge is so pink]] he would have had to drive to the ring in a Barbie Dream Car in order to get any pinker.

!!!Quotes on works
->''"Cobra Commander [[NotSoHarmless isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, [[{{Narm}} there are limits to how unfunny]] he can be at any given time."''

->''"I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season, which must mean that I have either adjusted to the [[{{Zeerust}} space age couture]] the show flaunts, or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/blakes-7-season-three.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/BlakesSeven'', "Terminal"

->''"I assume Creator/ColinBaker was playing Maxil as a psychopath who was looking forward to being the first Time Lord executioner in thousands of years. Or perhaps Maxil was just angry that he was expected to wear that preposterous hat."''

->''"Lex eventually goes to the office where Tess shows up to talk to him, and he stabs her. Goodnight, Lutessa Lena Luthor. You died as you lived: in a dumb InspectorGadget coat."''

->''"I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was too busy laughing at ''[Robert]'' Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' [[ImprobableHairstyle high tower of hair]], devilish [[BeardOfEvil Van Dyke goatee]] and his [[PimpDuds pimp zoot suit]] to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to John Cena in ''TheMarine''."''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-forever-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanForever''

->''"Just whose idea ''was'' it to have this evil general running around wearing ''neon blue lipstick''? It's hard to look like a militaristic badass when you look like you just escaped from a production of ''Theatre/{{Cabaret}}''! I kept wondering if his D&D alignment was [[DepravedHomosexual Chaotic Fabulous!"]]''

!!!Quotes from works
->''[[FromTheMouthsOfBabes Look, mommy,]] [[PaintedOnPants his pants]] are tighter than yours!''

->"You answer to a cardboard cutout half your age with the fashion sense of a screaming child. He spends thousands of dollars on his fucking ''hair.''"

->''"Oh. My. God! It's Music/LadyGaga!"''

->''"I know Benny was murdered, but if you ask me, the real crime was that checkered jacket".''

->''"You're dressed as a space angel. ''Why?''"''
-->-- '''Joel''', riffing on the BigBad's outfit in the ''{{MST3K}}'' episode ''Operation Double 007''

-> '''Donald Pleaseance:''' Meet me in the laboratory.\\
'''Tom Servo:''' And don't ever outdress me again.
-->-- ''{{MST3K}}'' on ''{{Pumaman}}''

->'''[[Film/{{Sonic}} Dr. Robotnik:]]''' Where is it?\\
'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': My fashion sense? I misplaced it weeks ago.
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''

->'''Valmont''': I will put up with a lot, Shendu, [[EvenEvilHasStandards but I draw the line at wearing a dress!]]
->'''Shendu''': [[LessEmbarrassingTerm This is a sorcerer's robe!]]

-> '''Donald Pleaseance:''' Meet me in the laboratory.
-> '''Tom Servo:''' And don't ever outdress me again.

->'''[[Film/{{Sonic}} Dr. Robotnik:]]''' Where is it?
->'''[=GeneralIronicus=]''': My fashion sense? I misplaced it weeks ago.

->'''Wallace Wells''': "Hey! What's up with his outfit?"
->'''Random Guy''': "Yeah, is he a pirate?"
->'''Scott Pilgrim''': "''Are'' you a pirate?"
->'''Matthew Patel''': "Pirates are IN this year!"

->''"I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was [[{{Narm}} too busy laughing]] at ''[Robert]'' Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' high tower of hair, devilish Van Dyke goatee and his pimp zoot suit to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to John Cena in ''TheMarine''."''

->''"I can’t help but notice that I have hardly discussed the fashions on offer this season which must mean that I have either adjusted to the space age couture the show flaunts or things have become a little more subdued and easy on the eye. Servalan is always the exception, I am almost always thrilled to see what design monstrosity she is going to come parading on in next."''

->''"I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was [[{{Narm}} too busy laughing]] at ''[Robert]'' Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby]]' high tower of hair, devilish Van Dyke goatee and his pimp zoot suit to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to JohnCena in TheMarine."''

->''"I had to rewind the movie to catch all this, because the first time around I was [[{{Narm}} too busy laughing]] at ''[Robert]'' Patrick's platinum blonde '[[Music/VanillaIce Ice, Ice Baby' high tower of hair, devilish Van Dyke goatee and his pimp zoot suit to pay attention. And I'm wondering which role was more humiliating: this or having to play the punching bag to JohnCena in TheMarine."''

->[[{{Film/Skyfall}} "Hey, Javier, we want you to play a villain."]]
->"Sure, what kind of terrible hairdo will he have?"
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20298_6-huge-movie-plot-twists-that-caused-even-bigger-plot-holes.html#ixzz2vn6uzUVQ 6 Huge Movie Plot Twists That Caused Even Bigger Plot Holes]]

->'''DM Flavor text''': A broad shouldered man stands before you, his chiseled frame and grim visage exuding malevolence. He wears dark leather and bears a sword on his hip. His face looks as if chiseled from stone, every line deep with hatred and anger. His shadowed eyes and blue lips purse as if to--\\
'''Tandem''': Wait wait, he's wearing lipstick?\\
'''Dwarf''': Damn, even the bard's not sissy enough to wear makeup.\\
'''Halfing''': HAAAAH HA HA! Is he wearing curlers?\\
'''DM:''' No, [[BaldOfEvil he's bald!]] Shut up! He's [[TakeOurWordForIt really scary looking!]]
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/dungeons-and-dragons/ on]] ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->''"Sybok just seemed like some kinda crazy terrorist who was gonna hijack the ''Enterprise''. Maybe he wanted to blow up the house of the guy who cut his hair."''
-->--'''RedLetterMedia''' riffs ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->'''Joel''': You can bet that anybody seriously interested in world domination is going to end up looking like a real snickerdoodle.
->'''Dr. Forrester''', wearing a [[IResembleThatRemark ridiculous outfit]]: What's that supposed to mean?
-->-- ''{{MST3K}}'' doing a sketch about villains

->''"With all the Kazon sitting around the table with their [[AlienHair crazy beehive hairdos]] it feels more like a meeting of the Women's Institute than peace negotiations."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Alliances"

->''"Cobra Commander [[NotSoHarmless isn’t very funny any more]]. Although, really, given that his uniform includes wearing a bag over his head, there are limits to how unfunny he can be at any given time."''

-->--'''''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/03/you-ask-me-to-appreciate-it-arc-of.html TARDIS Eruditorum]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS20E1ArcOfInfinity}} "Arc of Infinity"]]