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->'''Harley:''' A demon? Oh. I think I'm ready to go now. Like, '''right now.'''

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->'''Harley:''' A demon? Oh. I think I'm ready to go now. Like, '''right now.'''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere right now]].'''

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-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

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-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin's Mom:''' I though you said you were going to rake the yard today.\\
'''Calvin's Dad:''' I '''did''' rake the yard. I spent all afternoo--'''WHERE'S CALVIN?!'''
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

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-->'''Howard Hunt:''' Are you sure this is everything? ''[Looks through the suitcase bag and then what was recovered from his safe.]'' This is the entirety of...what was taken from my safe, Room 16?\\
'''Earl Silbert:''' That's correct.\\
'''Howard Hunt:''' No other notebooks? Folders?\\
'''Earl Silbert:''' This is everything that was turned over to the FBI by John Dean. ''[Howard realises that the files on Fielding and Project GEMSTONE are not among the items.]'' Is there anything you'd like to tell us?\\
'''Howard Hunt:''' Christ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! ''[Opens lavatory doors and kicks around]'' It's gone!\\
'''William Bittman:''' What-- what's gone?\\

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-->'''Howard ->'''Howard Hunt:''' Are you sure this is everything? ''[Looks through the suitcase bag and then what was recovered from his safe.]'' This is the entirety of...what was taken from my safe, Room 16?\\
16? \\
'''Earl Silbert:''' That's correct. \\
'''Howard Hunt:''' No other notebooks? Folders?\\
Folders? \\
'''Earl Silbert:''' [[WhamLine This is everything that was turned over to the FBI by John Dean. Dean.]] ''[Howard realises that the files on Fielding and Project GEMSTONE are not among the items.]'' Is there anything you'd like to tell us?\\
us? \\
'''Howard Hunt:''' Christ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! ''[Opens lavatory doors and kicks around]'' It's gone!\\
gone! \\
'''William Bittman:''' What-- what's gone?\\gone? \\


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-->-- ''Series/WhiteHousePlumbers''
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-->'''Howard Hunt:''' Are you sure this is everything? ''[Looks through the suitcase bag and then what was recovered from his safe.]'' This is the entirety of...what was taken from my safe, Room 16?\\
'''Earl Silbert:''' That's correct.\\
'''Howard Hunt:''' No other notebooks? Folders?\\
'''Earl Silbert:''' This is everything that was turned over to the FBI by John Dean. ''[Howard realises that the files on Fielding and Project GEMSTONE are not among the items.]'' Is there anything you'd like to tell us?\\
'''Howard Hunt:''' Christ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! ''[Opens lavatory doors and kicks around]'' It's gone!\\
'''William Bittman:''' What-- what's gone?\\
'''Howard Hunt:''' The GEMSTONE files, Fielding notes, all gone! Without those files, [[PrecisionFStrike we're fucked!]] That's why they're leaning on us. The-- The [Nixon] White House! They don't have anything on the White House. ''[Breathes deeply while going into one of the stalls]'' This is bad. Liddy and I are going to take the fall for everything. ''[Runs some water and puts two and two together]'' [[OhCrap Oh, God! It was Dean!]]
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-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2KFkNVzLg An Incorrect Summary]] of ''VideoGame/{{Ace Combat 7|SkiesUnknown}}''", right before [[TheDreaded Mihaly]] appears

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-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2KFkNVzLg An Incorrect Summary]] of ''VideoGame/{{Ace Combat 7|SkiesUnknown}}''", 7|SkiesUnknown}}'', right before [[TheDreaded Mihaly]] appears
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-> But seriously, the mission is about [[EscortMission escorting friendly aircraft]]--''why do I hear [[OminousLatinChanting Latin music]] in the background?''
-->-- '''WebVideo/Max0r''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2KFkNVzLg An Incorrect Summary]] of ''VideoGame/{{Ace Combat 7|SkiesUnknown}}''", right before [[TheDreaded Mihaly]] appears
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->'''Harley:''' Weird room, in general. No lamp, but lots of candles.
->'''Jude:''' Maybe this room belongs to a demon. They can't use [[{{Magitek}} stamps]], but if you've got a match and a candle, you don't need stamps.
->'''Harley:''' A demon? Oh. I think I'm ready to go now. Like, '''right now.'''
-->-- ''Webcomic/MyImpossibleSoulmate'', [[https://mis.thecomicseries.com/comics/140/#content-start "Weird Thing"]]

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-->'''Literature/FatherBrown''', "The Arrow of Heaven"

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-->'''Literature/FatherBrown''', -->--'''Literature/FatherBrown''', discussing this trope and why he considers it evidence of innocence rather than guilt, "The Arrow of Heaven"

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->"I was sure they were innocent, because of the manner and the moment in which they passed from unconsciousness to indignation. So long as they never thought they were accused, they went on giving me materials to support the accusation. They practically explained to me how they might have committed the crime. Then they suddenly realized with a shock and a shout of rage that they were accused; they realized it long after they might well have expected to be accused, but long before I had accused them. Now no guilty person could possibly do that. He might be snappy and suspicious from the first; or he might simulate unconsciousness and innocence up to the end. But he wouldn’t begin by making things worse for himself and then give a great jump and begin furiously denying the notion he had himself helped to suggest. That could only come by his having really failed to realize what he was suggesting. The self-consciousness of a murderer would always be at least morbidly vivid enough to prevent him first forgetting his relation with the thing and then remembering to deny it."
-->'''Literature/FatherBrown''', "The Arrow of Heaven"
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->'''Lois:''' Do you think we're wealthy?! \\
'''Malcolm:''' What? \\
'''Lois:''' Do you think we're wealthy? Wealthy people drive fancy cars. They buy fresh pasta. Do we do any of those things? No! Wealthy people can afford to have their vacations ruined. No big deal. They just pick up and they go again. Your father and I work so hard, we worked so long. [[WhatTheHellHero What is wrong with you two?! Are you aborigines]]?! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Every time I turn around, I hear someone screaming and fighting, and I pray to God it's someone else's kid, but it's not, it's always you! Sane children would appreciate this, but you have to keep gnawing at each other like a couple of rabid monkeys! It is not enough that you do this every day, you have to make me suffer, too]]! So help me! \\
''[Lois immediately realizes that she's standing right behind the entrance of a very treacherous Water Slide and notices Malcolm has a very smug look on his face.]'' \\
'''Lois:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DON'T... YOU... DARE...!]] ''(jabs her finger at Malcolm threateningly.)'' \\
''[Malcolm pokes Lois's finger with his own, causing her to lose her footing and get swept away into the Water Slide.]'' \\
'''Lifeguard:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Arms and legs crossed at all times]]!
-->-- ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', "Water Park"
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'''[=CJ=]:''' Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin' you sell us out! Moms!\\

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'''[=CJ=]:''' ->'''[=CJ=]:''' Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin' you sell us out! Moms!\\
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'''[=CJ=]:''' Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin' you sell us out! Moms!\\
'''Cesar:''' Sorry ese, I heard a rumor and poked around. I didn't believe it myself but...\\
'''[=CJ=]:''' No, no, you did the right thing. I owe you, Ces. I gotta go tell Sweet about - Oh, fuck! Sweet! Look, go get Kendl and take her to a safe place!\\
'''Cesar:''' What you thinking?\\
'''[=CJ=]:''' It's Sweet, I think him and the homies is walking into a trap! Just go, GO!
-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''
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->''"Oh, who cares? I'm just glad to see those Bjorklands go. Let them take their gazillion dollars and leave. And their chocolate. Let them take all their chocolate... Wait! [[GirlsLoveChocolate Leave the chocolate!]] PLEASE LEAVE THE CHOCOLATE!"''
-->-- '''Daphne''', ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated''
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->'''Sasha:''' Well, no... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Actually, if you try to completely suppress your undesirable feelings, they'll build and build and eventually explode.]]

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->'''Sasha:''' Well, no... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Actually, if you try to completely suppress your undesirable feelings, they'll build and build and eventually explode.]]

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->'''Asuna:''' Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Kirito:''' Well, clearly I'm stabbing myself with this sword to see if it kills me— Oh god, what ''am'' I doing?
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''



->'''Asuna:''' Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Kirito:''' Well, clearly I'm stabbing myself with this sword to see if it kills me— Oh god, what ''am'' I doing?
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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'''Gary''': Yeah! Now it's trapped in the... ''station's main control room!''\\

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'''Gary''': Yeah! Now it's trapped in the... ''station's ''[[OhCrap station's main control room!''\\room]]!''\\



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'', "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'', "I "[[Recap/StarTrekLowerDecksS4E02IHaveNoBonesYetIMustFlee I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee"Flee]]"
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->''[The away team has just trapped a [[KillerRabbit moopsy]] in a room they just left]''\\
'''Mariner''': No ladders. Now it can't get back through those vents.\\
'''Gary''': Yeah! Now it's trapped in the... ''station's main control room!''\\
'''Moopsy''': Moopsy. ''[clambers over the controls like a cat walking on a computer keyboard, causing the station's orbit to decay]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks'', "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee"
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->'''Kayaba:''' Oh, you know how it is, it's a tale as old as Videogames themselves, you got a deadline looming for your new consoles' launch, but your only game's [[ObviousBeta not exactly playable]]. [[ChristmasRushed So you panic and work for three weeks straight without sleep]] so you could get the damn thing done on time. [[spoiler:Unfortunately in your [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy sleep-deprived state]] you ''accidentally'' manage to create a [[GameBreakingBug glitch]] that kills players '''[[MostDangerousVideoGame WHEN THEIR AVATARS DIE!!]]''']] Next thing you know, your Tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and Players are dropping like Dorito-encrusted flies. Now in this case, any ''sane'' man would simply turn off the Servers before anyone else got hurt, but since you've been awake long enough to think the Government is run by "Floobar, King of the Mole Men", the best idea that comes to your mind is to double, triple, and ''quadruple'' down. So you lock everyone in the game, [[WinToExit tell them they'll die if they don't finish it]], and pretend that [[IMeantToDoThat this is all part of your master plan]] instead of an ever-spiraling series of events that you have long since lost control of... But fine, if you want to know the whole truth. I figured as long as this slow-motion trainwreck kept going, I could at least use you guys as hostages to keep the Feds off my back until I figured a way out of this mess. Not that I ever came up with one.\\

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->'''Kayaba:''' Oh, you know how it is, it's a tale as old as Videogames themselves, you got a deadline looming for your new consoles' launch, but your only game's [[ObviousBeta not exactly playable]]. [[ChristmasRushed So you panic and work for three weeks straight without sleep]] so you could get the damn thing done on time. [[spoiler:Unfortunately in your [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy sleep-deprived state]] you ''accidentally'' manage to create a [[GameBreakingBug glitch]] that kills players '''[[MostDangerousVideoGame WHEN THEIR AVATARS DIE!!]]''']] Next thing you know, your Tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and Players are dropping like Dorito-encrusted flies. Now in this case, any ''sane'' man would simply turn off the Servers before anyone else got hurt, but since you've been awake long enough to think the Government is run by "Floobar, King of the Mole Men", the best idea that comes to your mind is to double, triple, and ''quadruple'' down. So you lock everyone in the game, [[WinToExit tell them they'll die if they don't finish it]], and pretend that [[IMeantToDoThat this is all part of your master plan]] instead of [[SnowballLie an ever-spiraling series of events that you have long since lost control of... But fine, if you want to know the whole truth. of...]] I figured as long as this slow-motion trainwreck kept going, I could at least use you guys as hostages to keep the Feds off my back until I figured a way out of this mess. Not that I ever came up with one.\\



'''Kayaba:''' Yeah, okay. See Asuna, the problem with that... is that it's an excellent idea I wish I had thought of two years ago... Anyhoo, on that sobering note, [[VillainousBSOD I think I'm just going to go scream into that uncaring void for a bit...]]

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'''Kayaba:''' Yeah, okay. See Asuna, the problem with that... [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot is that it's an excellent idea I wish I had thought of two years ago... ago...]] Anyhoo, on that sobering note, [[VillainousBSOD I think I'm just going to go scream into that uncaring void for a bit...]]
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->'''Kayaba:''' Oh, you know how it is, it's a tale as old as Videogames themselves, you got a deadline looming for your new consoles' launch, but your only game's [[ObviousBeta not exactly playable]]. [[ChristmasRushed So you panic and work for three weeks straight without sleep]] so you could get the damn thing done on time. [[spoiler:Unfortunately in your [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy sleep-deprived state]] you ''accidentally'' manage to create a [[GameBreakingBug glitch]] that kills players '''[[MostDangerousVideoGame WHEN THEIR AVATARS DIE!!]]''']] Next thing you know, your Tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and Players are dropping like Dorito-encrusted flies. Now in this case, any ''sane'' man would simply turn off the Servers before anyone else got hurt, but since you've been awake long enough to think the Government is run by "Floobar, King of the Mole Men", the best idea that comes to your mind is to double, triple, and ''quadruple'' down. So you lock everyone in the game, [[WinToExit tell them they'll die if they don't finish it]], and pretend that [[IMeantToDoThat this is all part of your master plan]] instead of an ever-spiraling series of events that you have long since lost control of... But fine, if you want to know the whole truth. I figured as long as this slow-motion trainwreck kept going, I could at least use you guys as hostages to keep the Feds off my back until I figured a way out of this mess. Not that I ever came up with one.\\
'''Asuna:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Why didn't you just blame it on some hacker group]] ''[[StatingTheSimpleSolution pretending]]'' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution to be you?]] Would have made more sense than the truth, and it's not like you had any kind of motive.\\
'''Kayaba:''' Yeah, okay. See Asuna, the problem with that... is that it's an excellent idea I wish I had thought of two years ago... Anyhoo, on that sobering note, [[VillainousBSOD I think I'm just going to go scream into that uncaring void for a bit...]]
-->--''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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->'''Yuji Itadori:''' Run Junpei! I don't know what relationship you have with him, but right now, just run!\\
'''Junpei Yoshino:''' Calm down, Itadori! [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter Mahito]] is not a bad - (remembering all the people he transfigured) - bad person...
-->-- ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen''
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->'''Dr Tinkle''': Where's my watch?
->'''Mr. Hardcastle''': You must've taken it off.
->'''Dr Tinkle''': No, no. I distinctly remember having it on when I started to sew that... fellow... [[OhCrap Oh, no]]! An' it was an alarm, too...
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnDoctor''
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'''Dylan Rhodes:''' Okay, then, explain then. Who's behind all this?\\

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'''Dylan ->'''Dylan Rhodes:''' Okay, then, explain then. Who's behind all this?\\
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'''Dylan Rhodes:''' Okay, then, explain then. Who's behind all this?\\
'''Thaddeus Bradley:''' Somebody with an obsession. Meticulous.\\
'''Rhodes:''' Who?\\
'''Thaddeus:''' Somebody prepared to sacrifice everything. Somebody so prepared to lose that they wouldn't even be a suspect until the trick was done.\\
'''Rhodes:''' I don't want a profile. I need a name. Who? Who?\\
'''Thaddeus:''' I don't know who! But they had to have access to the warehouse. Plant the mirrors. Always a step ahead of me. And the FBI. Got past them not once, not twice, but consistently. [[spoiler:Almost as if they were on the in— the inside. You. Why?]]
-->-- ''Film/NowYouSeeMe''
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->'''President Muffley:''' General Turgidson, is there really a chance for that plane to get through?\\
'''General Turgidson:''' Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know-how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys! And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, look at all of them Nazis killed off, and they still wouldn't quit!\\
'''Muffley:''' Can't you stick to the point, General?\\
'''Turgidson:''' Sir, if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low, ''<starts laughing and extends his arms like a plane's wings>'' you oughta see it sometime, it's a sight. It's a big plane, like a 52, vroom! Jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard!\\
'''Muffley:''' Yeah, but has he got a chance?\\
'''Turgidson:''' Has he got a chance? ''[[BigYes HELL YE]]''... [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ye... ye...]]
-->-- ''Film/DrStrangelove''

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->'''Nami''': What? What's wrong?\\
'''Luffy''': Something seemed weird about these bags when I grabbed them. They're really light.\\
'''Nami''': Huh? What do you mean? Oh, come on, stop kidding around! How could they be with all that money inside?\\
'''Both''': AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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->'''Nami''': ->'''Nami:''' What? What's wrong?\\
'''Luffy''': '''Luffy:''' Something seemed weird about these bags when I grabbed them. They're really light.\\
'''Nami''': '''Nami:''' Huh? What do you mean? Oh, come on, stop kidding around! How could they be with all that money inside?\\
'''Both''': '''Both:''' AAAAHHHHHHHHH!



->We just got a mysterious summoning to a house out in the middle of nowhere without any idea who our host is or their intentions nor were they at the door to greet us when we arrived and there's no one around for miles who could possibly help us and -- ''we're all gonna die, aren't we?''

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->We ->''"We just got a mysterious summoning to a house out in the middle of nowhere without any idea who our host is or their intentions nor were they at the door to greet us when we arrived and there's no one around for miles who could possibly help us and -- ''we're all gonna die, aren't we?''we?''"''

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'''Brain:''' Pinky, that's absurd, you're nothing of the kind! Its chromosomal makeup just happens to include both of our genetic building bl… '''''AUUUUGHHHHH!!!''''' …Oh my lord, you ''are'' its mommy.

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'''Brain:''' Pinky, that's absurd, you're nothing of the kind! Its chromosomal makeup just happens to include both of our genetic building bl… '''''AUUUUGHHHHH!!!''''' …Oh bl... '''''AUUUUGHHHHH!!!''''' ...Oh my lord, you ''are'' its mommy.




->''"'Place hand grenade (A) in left hand as illustrated in diagram B.' Alright, got it. 'Pull pin mark (C) with index finger on the right hand.' Right hand, that's the right hand. ''(plucks grenade pin)'' 'Check that pin, see. See that it's on the index finger.' ''(nods)'' 'If so, discard the pin.' ''(throws pin away)'' 'You are now ready to throw grenade at the target.' Over... ''(flips instruction sheet around)'' 'Warning: It is important to remember that yooooouuu haaaaave ooonly 10 seconds... to perform... this operation.' Yeeeooough! ''(checks pocketwatch; holds hand grenade out as it explodes)''"''
-->-- '''Charles M. Wolf''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'', "Hare-less Wolf"



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