History Quotes / Exalted

-> ''Most [[TableTopGames RPG]]s JumpTheShark. {{Exalted}} Skis on a giant sword over lava from an erupting volcano, being pulled with quicksilver cables by an [[CoolShip airship]], and then does a quad somersault 1080 with a pike over a tank filled with evil robot [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks super sharks]] with [[FrickinLaserBeams laser beam eyes]] made from an alloy created from the souls of DEAD GODS.''

-> ''Exalted is in many ways like CallOfCthulhu. Both can be set in a largely negative world and both contain [[EldritchAbomination mind-numbing horrors whose gentlest sneeze could kill half of Malaysia.]] The difference is the scope of fear; humans fear Cthulhu, Cthulhu fears the Exalted.''

-> ''Most [[TableTopGames RPG]]s JumpTheShark. {{Exalted}} Skis on a giant sword over lava from an erupting volcano, being pulled with quicksilver cables by an [[CoolShip airship]], and then does a quad somersault 1080 with a pike over a tank filled with evil robot [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks super sharks]] with [[FrickinLaserBeams laser beam eyes]] made from an alloy created from the souls of [[CosmicHorror DEAD GODS.]]''

--> -Bailywolf

--> - BPFox88

--> - Geoffery C. Grabowski

--> -A pretty average encounter with a Sidereal.

--> -[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-glorious-shotgun-princess-me-exalted.224243/page-149#post-7935789 Cornuthaum]]

--> -[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-glorious-shotgun-princess-me-exalted.224243/page-229#post-8045679 Cornuthaum]]

-->'''Michael Goodwin''', freelancer, Ink Monkey, and fandom [[AndTheFandomRejoiced Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

-> ''The game where starting martial artists have to punch a river in half.''

-> ''Currently, it is like [[ForgottenRealms FR]], except [[CanonSue Elminster]] actively works to kill you.''
-->--'''[=FatR=]'''

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-> 1.If one of my players or my NPCs says he will take over the world, I will not have M. Bison spawn into existence just to say "Of course!"

-->--'''FatR'''

-->'''Michael Goodwin''', freelancer, Ink Monkey, and fandom [[CueCullen Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

-->'''Holden''', freelancer and [[BrokenBase Ink Monkey]], on the creation of the Solars

-->'''Michael Goodwin''', freelancer, [[PanderingToTheBase Ink Monkey]], and [[VocalMinority fandom]] [[CueCullen Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

-->'''Michael Goodwin''', freelancer, [[PanderingToTheBase Ink Monkey]], and fandom [[CueCullen Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

-->'''Holden''', freelancer and Ink Monkey, on the creation of the Solars

-->'''Michael Goodwin''', freelancer, Ink Monkey, and fandom [[CueCullen Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

-->Holden, freelancer and Ink Monkey, on the creation of the Solars

->Cosmic power flows through me, yearning to build worlds and tear them asunder. I am that I am, and all that is bows before me or sickens and dies. In my left hand is cold fire. With my right, I raise monoliths to my glory and crush my enemies. Upon me rests the crown of the universe.

->And do you know what else?

->I am so fucking metal my name is a power chord.
-->Michael Goodwin, freelancer, Ink Monkey, and fandom [[CueCullen Cullen]], on how it feels to be an Infernal

''Its enemies defeated or awestruck, Exalted then proceeded to engage in an epic kung fu battle against a convenient local mountain range, merely as an encore.''

''The Fonz "heyed", for at long last the phrase for lameness he had unwittingly inspired was so thoroughly subverted by Exalted's action that The Fonz was cool again merely by association.''

-> ''Exalted not only jumped the shark, it jumped the whole damned ocean. The force of the leap was so great that water and hapless sharks alike were pulled along in Exalted's wake, scattering the sunlight into a million rainbow shards and ominous pelagic silhouettes. Just before landing, Exalted turned around and started running back along the backs of the sharks as they flew, razor teeth foremost, directly into the camp of Those Other Games, who were caught napping and consumed.

Its enemies defeated or awestruck, Exalted then proceeded to engage in an epic kung fu battle against a convenient local mountain range, merely as an encore.

The Fonz "heyed", for at long last the phrase for lameness he had unwittingly inspired was so thoroughly subverted by Exalted's action that The Fonz was cool again merely by association.''

-> ''Exalted is in many ways like CallOfCthulhu. Both can be set in a largely negative world and both contain [[EldritchAbomination mind-numbing horrors whose gentlest sneeze could kill half of Malaysia.]] The difference is the scope of fear; humans fear Cthulhu, Cthulhu fears the Exalted

--> - MissMaddy

--> - ShadowDragon8685

-> "In ancient days, when mystical shit was BIG and IN YOUR FACE, somebody FUCKED UP and BROKE EVERYTHING and now THINGS SUCK."

-> "This is Exalted. "Immortal" just means that nothing [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu has tried hard enough to kill it]]."