History Quotes / ExactlyWhatItSaysOnThetin

->''What's a [[TheNudifier defabricator?]]'' (ZAP) ''Okay...defabricator - does exactly what it says on the tin.""

-- SFDebris review of StarTrekVoyager's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKF7mfLrAo "The Swarm"]]

--'''HomestarRunner''', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/bizcasfri3.html Biz Cas Fri 3]]

-->"Get this: The full name of [this game] is ''HannahMontana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game'', [[SarcasmMode which is one of my favourite titles ever for a video game]], up there with ''[[{{Doom}} Space Marine First-Person Shooter Video Game]]'', ''[[FinalFantasyX2 Nonsense Fantasy Role-Playing Video Game]]'', and of course, ''[[MetroidOtherM Piece of Shit]]''." \\

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheCinemaSnob'''

-- {{SciFiDebris}} review of StarTrekVoyager's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKF7mfLrAo "The Swarm"]]

-->-- {{Cracked}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-super-friends-villains-that-didnt-give-4023252A/ 6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*]]

-->--'''[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]'''

--'''Ben "[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing ''Skate 2''

->''"So Mafia II is a game about the mafia. They were going to call it "The Quest for the Sausage Fountain", but you know how people are and need everything spelled out."''

->''"I hate it when the title of a book gives away the whole plot. Take Hemingway's ''[[TheOldManAndTheSea Old Man and the Sea]]''. Geez, talk about leaving nothing to the imagination."''

--'''Ben "[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing ''Skate 2''

-->--''TheSimpsons''

-->-- '''TheCinemaSnob'''

-->-- Humphrey Lyttelton, ''[[ImSorryIHaventAClue I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue]]''

-->-- Lyar Von Ertiana referring to the Watcher's Nest, {{DivergenceEve}}.

-->-- [[DivergenceEve Lyar Von Ertiana]], referring to the Watcher's Nest.

--'''DouglasAdams''', ''[=~H2G2/The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe~=]''

-->"Get this: The full name of [this game] is ''HannahMontana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game'', [[SarcasmMode which is one of my favourite titles ever for a video game]], up there with ''[[GearsOfWar Space Marine First-Person Shooter Video Game]]'', ''[[FinalFantasyX2 Nonsense Fantasy Role-Playing Video Game]]'', and of course, ''[[MetroidOtherM Piece of Shit]]''." \\

-->--''The Simpsons''

->''"Moviegoers who knowingly buy a ticket for '[[TheMummyTrilogy The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor]]' are going to get exactly what they expect: There is a mummy, a tomb, a dragon and an emperor. And the movie about them is all that it could be. If you think 'The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor' sounds like a waste of time, don't waste yours. \\
I, as it happens, have time to waste..."''
--> -- '''{{Roger Ebert}}'s''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080730/REVIEWS/198380357 review]]

-->--{Snatch}

-'''The TropeNamer'''

-'''Ben "[[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing ''Skate 2''

- {{SciFiDebris}} review of StarTrekVoyager's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKF7mfLrAo "The Swarm"]]

-'''HomestarRunner''', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/bizcasfri3.html Biz Cas Fri 3]]

- ''PennyArcade'', "[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/05/ It's Really Not That Hard]]."

-->- ''JonathanCoulton'', I Feel Fantastic

-->--'''DouglasAdams''', ''[=~H2G2/The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe~=]''

-'''DouglasAdams''', ''[=~H2G2/The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe~=]''

->''"What a load of rubbish. I've got a tin at home that says ''Open other end''. It never is."''

->'''Internet Man:''' Bart, I'm not a woman, and I can't have babies. But I can give life to animated internet cartoons. Let me show you one of our hottest shows: Bin Laden in a Blender.
->'''Bin Laden (in a blender):''' AAAAHHH!
->'''Lisa:''' Well, it delivers what it promises.

->'''Percy:''' "''Here's one, my lord; the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem."
->'''Blackadder:''' "''What do they do?''"
->'''Percy:''' "''They jump, my lord. They travel from town to town and they jump... a lot."
--> ''{{Blackadder}}''

-> "Evil Overlords? Then you must be - a villain!"
-> "It's kinda implied in the name, isn't it?"

-> "It seems like I've gotten to the point on this show where, really, I don't even think I need to watch the damn movie; I can just listen to the title and pretty much guess 100% what's going to be in it. What's this I have today? ''Curse of the Cannibal Confederates''? Oh yeah, I'm sure there's a huge chance this is gonna be a Venice-set murder mystery!"
--> '''TheCinemaSnob'''

-->'''Tycho:''' [[SarcasmMode Karate]]. \\