History Quotes / EvilVersusEvil

-->-- '''Patrician Havelock Vetinari''' of Ankh-Morpork, ''Discworld/GuardsGuards''

-->-- '''Sir Samuel Vimes''' of the [[KnightInSourArmor differently cynical]], ''Discworld/NightWatch''

->Only through victory can the galaxy be saved from extermination, so that it can be enslaved, and oppressed, as is proper.

->And so religious nuts will overthrow a government of hypocrites. The situation would be ludicrous if it wasn't actually happening.

->What the hell is [the ObviouslyEvil demon] slaughtering us for? '''[[SuddenlyShouting WE ARE THE BAD GUYS!]]"'''
-->-- '''Lilah''' [[VillainousBreakdown having a bad day at the office]], ''Series/{{Angel}}''

->Sometimes it’s like watching a wasp land on a stinging nettle: someone’s going to get stung and you don’t care.

'''Dalek Thay''': You propose an [[VillainTeamUp alliance?]]\\

'''Dalek Thay''': Request! Denied!\\

'''Dalek Thay''': EXTERMINATE! ''(Effortlessly guns down the pair of Cybermen)''

-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeon Master's Guide II]]''

->Have you ever heard a foolish old saying that evil can only be conquered by good? It's a lie. Evil can only be conquered by evil.
-->-- '''Welstiel Massing''', ''[[Literature/TheSagaOfTheNobleDead Dhampir]]''

->'''Yugi:''' Look! Kaiba's dueling Pegasus!\\
'''Joey:''' But they're both villains! Who're we supposed to root for?
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->[[MonsterLord Giurescu]] is gone, Stephen. God chose to [[PayEvilUntoEvil cancel evil with evil.]] [[ThoseWackyNazis The Nazis]] took Giurescu, and he cannot come back.
-->--'''Father Nicholas Budenz''', ''Comicbook/{{Hellboy}}: Wake The Devil''

->And so religious nuts will overthrow a government of hypocrites. The situation would be ludicrous if it wasn't actually happening.
-->--'''Guehala Dennis''', ''VideoGame/TheTaleOfAlltynex''

->'''Sploorfix:''' And you still want to spark a war between the Lattrox and Bleen? A war in which millions of innocent, intelligent beings will perish?\\
'''Vexxarr:''' No, no. See, the [[ImAHumanitarian Lattrox]] and [[PlanetLooters Bleen]] would be fighting ''each other''...
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''

->I knew why I was allowed to live while others died! I knew why my rottenness was tolerated and kept alive and why the [[TheGrimReaper guy with the reaper]] couldn't catch me and I smashed through the door of the room with the tommy-gun in my hands spitting out the answer at the same time my voice screamed it to the heavens!
->''I lived only to kill the scum and the lice that wanted to kill themselves. I lived to kill so that others could live. I lived to kill because my soul was a hardened thing that reveled in the thought of taking the blood of the bastards who made murder their business. I lived because I could laugh it off and others couldn't. I was the evil that opposed other evil, leaving the good and the meek in the middle to live and inherit the Earth!''
-->-- '''Literature/MikeHammer''', "One Lonely Night"

->When [[BloodBath blood bathers]] and [[TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem vampires]] meet, the results are usually violent in the long term: blood bathers, after all, bring trouble in the form of hunters [[note]]who see "drained of blood" as "vampire activity," which is reasonable [[/note]], law enforcement [[note]] which can be problematic for Kindred trying to cover up their activities[[/note]], and scarcity of food [[note]] when people realize there's a killer on the loose, they tend to curtail nighttime activity[[/note]]. Another source of conflict, though is that once a blood bather has completed the Bathing Ritual, the blood becomes inert. It is useless for transfusions or any other medical purpose, and it is useless for any other mystical use - including consumption by a vampire. Once the local undead discover that someone is killing the living, draining their blood ''and'' making that blood useless, they will [[PragmaticVillainy probably find a way to kill the blood bather]]. Or at least, they can try - blood bathers aren't exactly easy to kill.
-->--''[[TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness Immortals]]''

->'''Sploorfix:'''And you still want to spark a war between the Lattrox and Bleen? A war in which millions of innocent, intelligent beings will perish?\\

''"Everything we were ever told about communism was completely false. Everything we were ever told about capitalism was completely true."''
-->--'''Post-Soviet Russian saying'''

->''I lived only to kill the scum and the lice that wanted to kill themselves. I lived to kill so that others could live. I lived to kill because my soul was a hardened thing that reveled in the thought of taking the blood of the bastards that made murder their business. I lived because I could laugh it off and others couldn't. I was the evil that opposed other evil, leaving the good and the meek in the middle to live and inherit the Earth!''

->I knew why I was allowed to live while others died! I knew why my rottenness was tolerated and kept alive and why the [[ThGrimReaper guy with the reaper]] couldn't catch me and I smashed through the door of the room with the tommy-gun in my hands spitting out the answer at the same time my voice screamed it to the heavens!

->I was the evil that opposed other evil, leaving the good and the meek in the middle to live and inherit the Earth!
-->-- ''Literature/MikeHammer''

-->--'''Guehala Dennis''', ''TheTaleOfAlltynex''

->When [[BloodBath blood]] [[ImmortalityImmorality bathers]] and [[TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem vampires]] meet, the results are usually violent in the long term: blood bathers, after all, bring trouble in the form of hunters [[note]]who see "drained of blood" as "vampire activity," which is reasonable [[/note]], law enforcement [[note]] which can be problematic for Kindred trying to cover up their activities[[/note]], and scarcity of food [[note]] when people realize there's a killer on the loose, they tend to curtail nighttime activity[[/note]]. Another source of conflict, though is that once a blood bather has completed the Bathing Ritual, the blood becomes inert. It is useless for transfusions or any other medical purpose, and it is useless for any other mystical use - including consumption by a vampire. Once the local undead discover that someone is killing the living, draining their blood ''and'' making that blood useless, they will [[PragmaticVillainy probably find a way to kill the blood bather]]. Or at least, they can try - blood bathers aren't exactly easy to kill.

->Why the Hell is [the ObviouslyEvil demon] slaughtering us for? '''WE ARE THE BAD GUYS!!!"'''

'''Dalek Thay''': EXTERMINATE!

->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]:''' Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman...\\

'''Linkara:''' Are you high?

->[[MonsterLord Giurescu]] is gone, Stephen. God chose to [[PayEvilUntoEvil cancel evil with evil.]] The Nazis took Giurescu, and he cannot come back.

-->-- '''Sir Samuel Vimes'' of the [[KnightInSourArmor differently cynical]], ''Discworld/NightWatch''

->[[MonsterLord Giurescu]] is gone, Stephen. God chose to cancel evil with evil. The Nazis took Giurescu, and he cannot come back.

->"[[MonsterLord Giurescu]] is gone, Stephen. God chose to cancel evil with evil. The Nazis took Giurescu, and he cannot come back."

-> It's a pity they both can't lose.
-->-- '''Henry Kissinger''', on the UsefulNotes/IranIraqWar

->'''Yugi:''' Look! Kaiba's dueling Pegasus!\\
'''Joey:''' But they're both villains! Who're we supposed to root for?
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Cybermen:''' Our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks: together, [[WeCanRuleTogether we could upgrade the universe]].
->'''Dalek Thay''': You propose an [[VillainTeamUp alliance?]]
->'''Cybermen:''' This is correct.
->'''Dalek Thay''': Request! Denied!
->'''Cybermen:''' Hostile elements will be deleted! ''(They open fire... [[ShootingSuperman to no effect]])''
->'''Dalek Thay''': EXTERMINATE!
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', Doomsday

->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]:''' Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman...
->'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' ''(thinks for a second)'' That is a stupid plan!
->'''Angry Joe:''' Exactly! A stupid plan for a stupid man!
->'''Linkara:''' Are you high?
-->-- ''{{Kickassia}}''

->'''Demon''': You cannot hope to defeat pure evil!\\
'''Slade''': Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''

->When there is evil in this world that justice cannot defeat, would you taint your hands with evil to defeat evil? Or would you remain steadfast and righteous even if it means surrendering to evil?
-->-- '''Lelouch Lamperouge''', ''Anime/CodeGeass''

-->--'''Lilah''', from ''Series/{{Angel}}'', [[VillainousBreakdown having a bad day at the office]]

->Have you ever heard a foolish old saying that evil can only be conquered by good? It's a lie. Evil can only be conquered by evil.
-->-- '''Welstiel Massing''', ''[[Literature/TheSagaOfTheNobleDead Dhampir]]''

->Only through victory can the galaxy be saved from extermination, so that it can be enslaved, and oppressed, as is proper.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GalacticCivilizations II: Dark Avatar'' intro

->When evil fights evil, good triumphs - usually. In the battle between Vecna and Kas, though, the ultimate victor might have been evil. While the battle destroyed a particularly loathsome empire, it also resulted in the creation of three powerful artifacts.
-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeon Master's Guide II]]''

-->-- '''Patrician Havelock Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork''', ''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Guards! Guards!]]''

-->-- '''Henry Kissinger''', on the {{Iran-Iraq War}}

->'''Bella Donna:''' The Bad End Generals are dead! You all are shams!
'''Wolfuruns:''' No ...
->'''Bella Donna:''' Let's duke it out!
'''Wolfuruns:''' Claw Swipe!
->'''Bella Donna:''' You fight like a wolf. Thousand Swords of Doom!
'''Wolfuruns:''' Ah!! (Screams like a girl)
->'''Bella Donna:''' No one born from wolves can kill me!
'''Wolfuruns:'''Die!
->'''Bella Donna''' Despair Scream! Is there anyone else who can challenge me! Remember, my left eye can petrify you.
'''Bad End Generals''': Retreat!

->'''Bella Donna:''' The Bad end Generals are dead! You all are shams!

->Bella Donna: The Bad end Generals are dead! You all are shams!