History Quotes / EccentricMillionaire

->''"So why should you vote for [Lyndon] [=LaRouche=] (given that he -- as he certainly will -- runs for president again)? Among the issues [=LaRouche=] is firm on, and that no one else seems to deal with effectively are:"''\\

->''"So why should you vote for [=LaRouche=] (given that he -- as he certainly will -- runs for president again)? Among the issues [=LaRouche=] is firm on, and that no one else seems to deal with effectively are:"''\\

· Avoiding the imminent global economic collapse (which [[YouCanPanicNow has been immediately around the corner since the 60s]], apparently). His suggestions on how to deal with it are [[MissingStepsPlan rather diffuse]].\\

-->--'''Loopty Goopty''',''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "C.H.E.R.U.B."

->'''Loopty Goopty''': I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric shit!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'', "C.H.E.R.U.B."

->''"Jerry's real passion is [[{{Egopolis}} his stadium]] and [[AbsurdlyLongLimousine his new fuckbus]], and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly 'Jerry says something stupid' bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as [[AdamWesting a staged exercise.]] He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-dallas-cowboys-1263538485 Drew Magary]]''' on Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, "Why Your Team Sucks 2013"

->''"The "[[Wrestling/RicFlair Crazy Flair]]" interview, in which he stripped down to his boxers, featured the man who was once {{Wrestling/WCW}}'s top draw ranting and raving about how he was not only President of WCW [[NapoleonDelusion but also President of the entire United States]] and World Heavyweight champion as well. This led to Wrestling/RoddyPiper managing to convince a mental institution to lock Flair up as a madman upon his son David's request...It wasn't until the following week, in Charlotte, North Carolina, that Flair returned to TV. He explained that Wrestling/ArnAnderson had bailed him out. Bet you never knew that when you're confined to a mental institution, you can leave simply by posting bail."''

->''"Ain’t that a bitch. There’s dozens of homeless crackhead hobos in NYC who wear coats made of scabies, socks made of fungus and regularly spit out insane conspiracy sonnets to the masses. Yet, all they get is a few turned down eyelids and maybe a Canadian quarter. Where the hell is their ''Crazy Hobos of Comedy'' national tour?! We seriously need to speak to the person in charge, because this shit ain’t right."''

->''"I love watching the Cowboys play. They are a perfectly devised three-hour sports comedy every week. They're [[IncompetenceInc completely and utterly harmless]]. I can watch them play and know that, even when they appear to be mildly threatening, they will end up collapsing and bursting into flames at some point because, thanks to the Double J's inept personnel management, they are so fundamentally broken. They have no chance, and I don't think that Jerry really gives a shit anyway. Jerry's real passion is [[{{Egopolis}} his stadium]] and [[AbsurdlyLongLimousine his new fuckbus]], and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly 'Jerry says something stupid' bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as [[AdamWesting a staged exercise.]] He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-dallas-cowboys-1263538485 Drew Magary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Dallas Cowboys"

->''"Lyndon [=LaRouche=] is a legend. Perennially running for president, [=LaRouche=] manages to be a wingnut/moonbat on the radical left and the radical right at the same time. He has [[SmallNameBigEgo a severe messiah complex]] and runs his organization like a fundie cult...So why should you vote for [=LaRouche=] (given that he -- as he certainly will -- runs for president again)? Among the issues [=LaRouche=] is firm on, and that no one else seems to deal with effectively are:"''\\

· Avoiding the imminent global economic collapse (which [[YouCanPanicNow has been immediately around the corner since the 60s]], apparently). His suggestions on how to deal with it are rather diffuse.\\
· [[GrumpyOldMan Banish rock & roll]] (especially Music/TheBeatles), which is a tool used by British Intelligence to control American minds. In fact, according to [=LaRouche=], British liberalism is the main threat to the world at present, and they are secretly working to take over the world and bring it back to the dark ages.\\
· Dismiss and end the propaganda for the fraudulent idea of global warming ([[HypocriticalHumor a conspiracy]]).\\

->I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely.

->Eccentric is Loopy with money.

->Homeless people are crazy, Jack. ''I'm'' eccentric.

->Ain’t that a bitch. There’s dozens of homeless crackhead hobos in NYC who wear coats made of scabies, socks made of fungus and regularly spit out insane conspiracy sonnets to the masses. Yet, all they get is a few turned down eyelids and maybe a Canadian quarter. Where the hell is their ''Crazy Hobos of Comedy'' national tour?! We seriously need to speak to the person in charge, because this shit ain’t right.

->I love watching the Cowboys play. They are a perfectly devised three-hour sports comedy every week. They're [[IncompetenceInc completely and utterly harmless]]. I can watch them play and know that, even when they appear to be mildly threatening, they will end up collapsing and bursting into flames at some point because, thanks to the Double J's inept personnel management, they are so fundamentally broken. They have no chance, and I don't think that Jerry really gives a shit anyway. Jerry's real passion is [[{{Egopolis}} his stadium]] and [[AbsurdlyLongLimousine his new fuckbus]], and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly 'Jerry says something stupid' bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as [[AdamWesting a staged exercise.]] He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot.

->Lyndon [=LaRouche=] is a legend. Perennially running for president, [=LaRouche=] manages to be a wingnut/moonbat on the radical left and the radical right at the same time. He has [[SmallNameBigEgo a severe messiah complex]] and runs his organization like a fundie cult...So why should you vote for [=LaRouche=] (given that he -- as he certainly will -- runs for president again)? Among the issues [=LaRouche=] is firm on, and that no one else seems to deal with effectively are:\\

->''“I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely.”''

->''"Eccentric is Loopy with money."''

->''"Homeless people are crazy, Jack. ''I'm'' eccentric."''
-->--'''Howard Paine''', ''{{Film/Speed}}''

· Dismiss and end the propaganda for the fraudulent idea of global warming ([[HypocriticalHumor a conspiracy]).\\

->''"Ain’t that a bitch. There’s dozens of homeless crackhead hobos in NYC who wear coats made of scabies, socks made of fungus and regularly spit out insane conspiracy sonnets to the masses. Yet, all they get is a few turned down eyelids and maybe a Canadian quarter. Where the hell is their ''Crazy Hobos of Comedy'' national tour?! We seriously need to speak to the person in charge, because this shit ain’t right."''

->''"Poor people are crazy, Jack. ''I'm'' eccentric."''

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-->-- '''Bob the Tomato''', WesternAnimation/{{VeggieTales}}