Quotes: Eccentric Millionaire

"See, if he was poor, we'd call him crazy. But since he was rich, we just called him "Sir.""
Earl about Chubby Sr., My Name Is Earl

"I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely."
Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye

"Eccentric is Loopy with money."
Bob the Tomato, VeggieTales

"Homeless people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
Howard Paine collects his millions, Speed

"Bet you never knew that when you're confined to a mental institution, you can leave simply by posting bail."
R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW

"Ain’t that a bitch. There’s dozens of homeless crackhead hobos in NYC who wear coats made of scabies, socks made of fungus and regularly spit out insane conspiracy sonnets to the masses. Yet, all they get is a few turned down eyelids and maybe a Canadian quarter. Where the hell is their Crazy Hobos of Comedy national tour?!"
Michael K., "Being A Crazy Bitch Is Paying Off For Charlie Sheen"

"Jerry's real passion is his stadium and his new fuckbus, and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly 'Jerry says something stupid' bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as a staged exercise. He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot."
Drew Magary on Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, "Why Your Team Sucks 2013"

"So why should you vote for LaRouche (given that he — as he certainly will — runs for president again)? Among the issues LaRouche is firm on, and that no one else seems to deal with effectively are:"
· Using tactical nukes to build a canal across Africa to solve the world's water crisis.
· Break the Satanist conspiracy between Henry Kissinger (and/or George Soros), the Queen of England, ADL, Greenpeace and the World Wildlife Fund that controls the world’s drug trade.
· Avoiding the imminent global economic collapse (which has been immediately around the corner since the 60s, apparently). His suggestions on how to deal with it are rather diffuse.
· Banish rock & roll (especially The Beatles), which is a tool used by British Intelligence to control American minds. In fact, according to LaRouche, British liberalism is the main threat to the world at present, and they are secretly working to take over the world and bring it back to the dark ages.
· Dismiss and end the propaganda for the fraudulent idea of global warming (a conspiracy).
· Drawing on the resources of the already existing (worldwide) LaRouche Youth Movement to do, well, whatever youth movements do?