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Quotes: Eccentric Millionaire

“I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely.”
Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye

"Eccentric is Loopy with money."
Bob the Tomato, VeggieTales

"Homeless people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
Howard Paine, Speed

"Ain’t that a bitch. There’s dozens of homeless crackhead hobos in NYC who wear coats made of scabies, socks made of fungus and regularly spit out insane conspiracy sonnets to the masses. Yet, all they get is a few turned down eyelids and maybe a Canadian quarter. Where the hell is their Crazy Hobos of Comedy national tour?! We seriously need to speak to the person in charge, because this shit ain’t right."
Michael K., "Being A Crazy Bitch Is Paying Off For Charlie Sheen"