History Quotes / EarnyourHappyEnding

->''"In a fairy-tale our heroes have to walk through the dark forest, kill the monsters, evade the {{giant spider}}s but the important thing, without which the story could never be written, is that they emerge from the other side, into the light. [...] You need tragic relief. You need darkness for the light to show up. A truly dark novel would be a forest with no way out."''

->''Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.''
-->--'''Herman Cain'''

->'''R.J. Fletcher:''' Hey, wait! What are you doing?!?\\
'''George Newman:''' WE DID IT! THE STATION IS OURS!\\
''[Everybody cheers as the fanfare music plays and fireworks goes off]''\\
'''Harvey Bilchik:''' Wow! Look at that!\\
'''R.J. Fletcher:''' YOU CAN'T DO THAT! We have an agreement, Remember?!? An oral contract! I'll sue them!\\
'''John Vector:''' R.J. Fletcher? R.J. Fletcher?\\
'''R.J. Fletcher:''' Yes?\\
'''John Vector:''' I am John Vector of the FCC. I know that your station is late for its license renewal. Now, normally this kind of violation would be punishable by a stiff fine, but I've been watching you lately and you've made a big impression on me. Yeah, I'm revoking your license. Effective immediately, you're off the air.
->'''Pamela Finklestein:''' This just in, R.J. Fletcher's VHF station went off the air and was defeated by the FCC.
-->-- ''Film/{{UHF}}''

->'''Wonka:''' (''while writing'') [[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice "So shines a good deed in a weary world."]] (''turns around'') Hey, Charlie? My boy, YOU WON! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! I JUST KNEW IT! Oh, Charlie. I am so sorry to put you through it, Please Forgive me. (''to Arthur Wilkinson'') Come here, Mr. Wilkinson! (''to Charlie'') Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.\\
'''Wilkinson:''' A pleasure.\\
'''Charlie Bucket:''' It's Slugworth!\\
'''Wonka:''' ''[Chuckles]'' NO! NO! NO! That's not Slugworth. He works for me!\\
'''Charlie:''' For you?\\
'''Wonka:''' Why yes. You see, We had to test you, Charlie. And you passed the test. YOU WON!\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' Won what?\\
'''Wonka:''' The jackpot, sir. The grand and glorious jackpot.\\
'''Charlie:''' You mean, the chocolate?\\
'''Wonka:''' The chocolate? Oh yes, the chocolate. But that is just the beginning. We got to move, we have so much time and so little to do. Wait a minute, strike that, reverse it! Thank You! This way, please. We'll take the Wonkavator! (''as they enter'') Now, this is the great glass Wonkavator.\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' It's an elevator.\\
'''Wonka:''' It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...\\
'''Charlie:''' And frontways?\\
'''Wonka:''' ...and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button, and ''ZING!'' You're off. And up until now, I've pressed them all... except one. (''points to a button'') This one. Go ahead, Charlie.\\
'''Charlie:''' Me?\\
'''Wonka:''' Yes...\\
(''Charlie presses the button'')\\
'''Wonka:''' Here we go! Not sure what is going to happen. Faster, Faster! If we don't get enough speed, We won't make the day come through.\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' Through what?\\
'''Wonka:''' A-ha!\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' You mean we're going-\\
'''Wonka:''' Up and Out!\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' But, the roof is made out of glass! It will smash into bits and pieces and we will all be cut to ribbons.\\
'''Wonka:''' Probably. Hold on, everybody, Here it comes! (''The Wonkavator breaks through the sky window and nobody were cut to ribbons)\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' Well, YOU DID IT! Congratulations, Mr. Wonka!\\
'''Wonka:''' Take a look, Charlie.\\
'''Charlie:''' WOW! The city looks nice from up here.\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' Hey, We can see our house from up here.\\
'''Charlie:''' And there's my school.\\
'''Wonka:''' How did you like my chocolate factory\\
'''Charlie:''' It's the best place in the world.\\
'''Wonka:''' I'm glad you can say that! Because I'm giving the entire factory to you. If you would not mind that.\\
'''Charlie:''' I would.\\
'''Grandpa Joe:''' WHAT?!? YOU'RE GIVING THE FACTORY TO CHARLIE?!?\\
'''Wonka:''' WHY YES! You see, I can't go on forever. Because I really don't want to try. So who can trust me when I leave the factory?
-->-- ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory.''

->'''Miss Yvonne:''' We demand something, Pee-Wee! Why are you selling the playhouse?
->'''Pee-Wee Herman:''' Me, Selling the playhouse? I don't what you are talking about... (Mind struck his head) I had got this. You see, There was no room left on this sign that said "Lemonade" So I to make room another sign. It must had come loose.
->'''Miss Yvonne:''' Oh!
->'''Pee-Wee Herman:''' You see, The sign would had said "Lemonade For Sale"!
->(Everyone whewed after they were worried about the end of the playhouse)
->'''Chairry:''' You mean, You are not selling the playhouse, Pee-Wee?
->'''Pee-Wee Herman:''' Of course not, Chairry. I would never sale the playhouse for a million trillion gazillion dollars. And besides, A playhouse is a place that anybody can play.
->(Everybody cheered)
->'''Dirty Dog:''' We don't have to travel!
->'''Cool Cat:''' We don't have to rome!
->'''Chickie Baby:''' And whenever we humble, (In Unison) There is no place like home!
-->-- ''Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse'', "Playhouse for Sale"

->*As The Sad Family becomes happy again*
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Well, I guess this proofs that Happiness does begin at 40. Until then, This America's Favorite Game Show Host, Guy Smiley saying ''Tune in next time remind yourself that...''
->'''Audience:''' ''Happiness Begins at 40!''
->'''Guy Smiley:''' Right! Wonderful, Wonderful, Everybody!
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet'', "Happiness Begins at 40"

->'''The Fish (Bob):''' What's wrong you guys?!? Why are you all so sad?
->'''Everybody:''' We lost the stick!
->'''The Fish (Bob):''' You mean this stick?
->'''The Fisherman (Telly):''' THAT'S THE STICK!!! I used to that as the fishing rod.
->'''The Princess (Gabi):''' NO THAT'S OUR STICK!!!
->'''The Princess (Rosita):''' We used that as the magic wand!
->'''The Baseball Player (Luis):''' That's the stick!
->'''The Baseball Player (Lexine):''' We used it as a baseball.
->'''The Hat Catcher (Carlo):''' That's the stick. I used it to grab a hat.
->*Everybody argues*
->'''The Fish (Bob):''' ONE AT A TIME, ONE AT A TIME! Hey, Why don't you cooperate and take turns.
->'''The Baseball Player (Luis):''' Take turns? THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
->'''The Fisherman (Telly):''' WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE! I will use it August.
->'''The Princess (Gabi):''' Then we will use it September.
->'''The Baseball Player (Lexine):''' Then we will use it in October.
->'''The Hat Catcher (Carlo):''' Then I will use it November.
->*Everybody cheers*
->'''The Narrator (Celina):''' And so, Everybody takes turn and shared the stick. And nobody in the kingdom wasn't sad anymore. And they lived Happily ever after. The end
->*The Cast takes a bow*
->'''The Announcer:''' And that's the end of ''The Princesses and the stick'', The story of ''The Princesses and the Stick'' was sponsored by the letter L, and by the number 3. Sesame Street is a production of The Children's Television Workshop.
-->--The ending to ''The Princesses and the Stick'' episode of ''Series/SesameStreet''.

-->-- '''Samwise Gamgee''', ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings''

-->-- '''More Than a Dream''', ''Disney/CinderellaIIIATwistInTime''

-->-- '''Almost There''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

'''Edd/Double D:''' [[LampShading And it only took]] [[NoFourthWall 130 episodes, 4 specials, and a movie]], Eddy!\\

''Our pasts may be scattered and at times overshadowed by sadness, but they're also an irrevocable part of our lives and personalities. Even if I could change a single thing, I wouldn't, because my past was what led me here. That's why, even with all that's happened to us before, and all that may well befall us... together, we'll keep walking forwards. Forwards... towards the future. Our future.''

->'''Wonka:''' (''while writing'') [[Theater/TheMerchantOfVenice "So shines a good deed in a weary world."]] (''turns around'') Hey, Charlie? My boy, YOU WON! YOU DID IT! I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! I JUST KNEW IT! Oh, Charlie. I am so sorry to put you through it, Please Forgive me. (''to Arthur Wilkinson'') Come here, Mr. Wilkinson! (''to Charlie'') Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.\\

-->-- ''Fanfic/GameTheoryFanFic'', [[spoiler:when [[BackFromTheDead Alicia finally wakes up]]]]

->'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, we made a terrible, terrible mistake. Uh, it won't happen again.
->'''Krusty the Clown:''' IT BETTER NOT, you dimwit!
->'''Homer Simpson:''' Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong, and I'm sorry I fingered you in court. I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
->'''Krusty:''' Well, the important thing is that I regain the trust of the children. But there was one boy who trusted me all along. Bart? (''to Bart'') Bart?
->'''Bart:''' Yes?
->'''Krusty the Clown:''' Thank you!
->*After the camera shot of Krusty and Bart, We see new merchandise in Bart's bedroom as Krusty was bailed out of jail*
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Krusty Gets Busted" after Sideshow Bob was arrested]]''.

->'''Rutabaga:''' Hey. Do you need the movie star speech?
->'''Carolyn:''' Yeah.
->'''Rutabaga:''' Okay. Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken. Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won't feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movie's not about them. It’s never been about them. All this time, the movie’s been about you.

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