History Quotes / DwarfFortress

'''Deon:''' Actually it is, with a full [[UsefulNotes/ApplicationProgrammingInterface DirectX]] support.

-->--[-'''LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-02-19 Devblog: February 19, 2014]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-03-4 Devblog: March 4, 2014]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-07-20 Devblog: July 20, 2014]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2017-04-05 Devblog: April 4, 2017]]'''-]

->''Well, I would have gotten to the trading interface, but a bridge opened a hole to the underworld instead. Again.''

->'''Raphite1:''' Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died.

-->--[-'''thing2liv, [[BigNameFan captnduck's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1iW1QN7_s "DFVIDTUTS2011 Basics"]]'''-]

->''A game which chronicles the lives and accomplishments of stumpy alcoholics as they struggle to avoid sobriety''
--> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FW23bamIZI Ssethtzeentach's]] [[{{Creator/SsethTzeentach}} nutshell of the game]]

--> [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FW23bamIZI Ssethtzeentach's]] nutshell of the game

->'''[=MasterMorality=]:''' You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're ''[sic]'' dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn.

-->--[-'''[[http://ww.bay12games.come/dwarves/index.html#2017-04-05 Devblog: April 4, 2017]]'''-]

->'''[=SpiralDimentia=]:''' Oh god, [[Community/DwarfFortress you guys]] [[ForTheEvulz are dicks]], I think I just [[spoiler: [[HilarityEnsues unleashed a horde of demons into my base]]]].

->'''[=hiroshi42=]:''' [The Bay12 community will] routinely talk about kitten slaughter, the best methods to immolate creatures without destroying their stuff, or how to produce 'children' with personality problems beyond the dream of psychoanalysts but no one is going to insult your mother.

->'''Kefkacrazy:''': "We have treasures of the ages piled around the fort in heaps of rotting garbage and flesh. We've created a home for a malevolent deity of ill fortune who seems predisposed to strike at us, the players, directly, in a way not seen since the days of the Virtual Boy. Our riches are guarded, not by traps or dwarven steel, but by the fact that the surface around us is so full of the murderous, the insane, and the murderously insane that one group of looters merely gets massacred by a group of marauders, and that's before the horrible abominations against nature trundle through and decapitate and/or assimilate the survivors. We have seen kobolds become conquerors, seen the very walls fracture and crumble before unnatural misfortune and poor forethought, and placed all our hopes in a batch of tortured, soulless children and the literal avatar of annihilation itself, because every other God worth mentioning turned away from us in horror a long, long time ago. Our home is no more and no less than a beacon of slaughter, a living, breathing organism that eats life, drinks hope, and shits misery as every sentient race in the known world gathers here to offer their best and bravest at the altar of Terry. \\

->'''[=MasterMorality=]:''' You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. Your dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn.

->'''[=MasterMorality=]:''' You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn.

->'''Aklyon:''' Dwarf Fortress: You have a team of hundreds working for four years to make a game where you save the world again. We have [[MemeticBadass one guy]] for four years ''make a near-infinite world generator, write the physics,generate histories, form detailed descriptions of every human, elf, dwarf, and goblin generated, caverns, and huge randomly generated monsters made out of who knows what. ''[[TakeThat You. guys.]] '''''[[TakeThat suck.]]'''''

->'''Franti:''' If DF is too much for you, [[TakeThat go back to playing]] Franchise/MyLittlePony or [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Warhammer 40K]].

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.msg2532192#msg2532192 "Dwarven... "Child Care""]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2012-01-03 Devblog: January 3, 2012]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2013-02-26 Devblog: February 26, 2013]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2013-12-05 Devblog: December 5, 2013]]'''-]

->'''Aklyon:''' Dwarf Fortress: You have a team of hundreds working for four years to make a game where you save the world again. We have [[MemeticBadass one guy]] for four years ''make a near-infinite world generator, write the physics,generate histories, form detailed descriptions of every human, elf, dwarf, and goblin generated, caverns, and huge randomly generated monsters made out of who knows what. ''[[TakeThat You. guys]]. '''[[TakeThat suck]]'''.

->'''Karnewarrior:''' Your game is working on giving NPC's lives. Our game is working on '''giving them a working nervous system'''.

->'''Franti:''' If DF is too much for you, [[TakeThat go back to playing]] Franchise/MyLittlePony or TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}.

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=100521.msg2975701 "Help! Miners are dieing from just mining? Rot lung?Where is a wiki page on this?"]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.msg1348905#msg1348905 "This game needs a tag line"]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80043.0 "You have found..."]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=33931.msg512444#msg512444 "Dwarven Drop Pods"]]'''-]

->'''Akhier:''' Quite simple really. Trees are actually the first stage in an elf's life cycle. Once the young elf inside the tree gets old enough if there are enough elves around it will hatch leaving behind perfectly serviceable logs to use. So remember when you chop down a tree [[ElvesVersusDwarves you kill an elf too]]! [[ScrewYouElves Happy deforestation day ;D]] \\

->'''Mrhappyface:''' I once tried to make a mild sedative syndrome that's spread by cats. However, I forgot a few zeroes when setting the ignition point. So instead of my dwarves yawning, and then taking a peaceful nap, they scream and run around as their body roasts from the inside out.''

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=110540.msg3328167#msg3328167 What new feature would stop you updating the game?]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112607.msg3422693#msg3422693 From a thread describing the polite, yet crazy DF community]]'''-]

-->--[-'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.msg2532192#msg2532192 Dwarven... "Child Care"]]'''-]

->'''Hydrall:''' DF's got a big learning curve, no, learning cliff, no, a MASSIVE, SHEER EXPANSE OF STONE RISING UP INTO THE HEAVENS, COVERED IN !!*Adamantine Barbed Wire*!! AND LAVA DROPS, ALL WHILE ARMOK STANDS ATOP AND LAUGHS AT YOUR PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO SURVIIIIIIIVE.

->'''Blueeyedrat:''' I will have to deal with a troll and a giant cave swallow in the vicinity first, but my blade traps should make short work of them. [[WhereIsYourXNow What's your]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail airspeed velocity now]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?

->'''fishsicles:''' I think [Toady] fixed [[[OurWerebeastsAreDifferent werecurses]]] spreading to undead, but right when 2012 came out I remember my necromancer adventurer was torn apart by [[ItMakesSenseInContext his zombie limb army turning into were gorillas]].

-->--[-'''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13372995990A50780100 Dwarf Fortress Troper Succession Game (New Edition)]]'''-]

-->--[-'''A top commenter, [[BigNameFan captnduck's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1iW1QN7_s "DFVIDTUTS2011 Basics"]]'''-]

->'''Kefkacrazy:''': "We have treasures of the ages piled around the fort in heaps of rotting garbage and flesh. We've created a home for a malevolent deity of ill fortune who seems predisposed to strike at us, the players, directly, in a way not seen since the days of the Virtual Boy. Our riches are guarded, not by traps or dwarven steel, but by the fact that the surface around us is so full of the murderous, the insane, and the murderously insane that one group of looters merely gets massacred by a group of marauders, and that's before the horrible abominations against nature trundle through and decapitate and/or assimilate the survivors. We have seen kobolds become conquerors, seen the very walls fracture and crumble before unnatural misfortune and poor forethought, and placed all our hopes in a batch of tortured, soulless children and the literal avatar of annihilation itself, because every other God worth mentioning turned away from us in horror a long, long time ago. Our home is no more and no less than a beacon of slaughter, a living, breathing organism that eats life, drinks hope, and shits misery as every sentient race in the known world gathers here to offer their best and bravest at the altar of Terry.

->Nietzsche wrote, "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friends, we are not he who fights monsters. We are not he who gazes into the abyss.

->We're the thing in the abyss that's gazing back!"

->'''Aravin:''' Thx Toady DF isn't 3D game))
->'''Deon:''' Actually it is, with a full [[UsefulNotes/ApplicationProgrammingInterface DirectX]] support.

->'''Akhier:''' Quite simple really. Trees are actually the first stage in an elf's life cycle. Once the young elf inside the tree gets old enough if there are enough elves around it will hatch leaving behind perfectly serviceable logs to use. So remember when you chop down a tree [[ElvesVersusDwarves you kill an elf too]]! [[ScrewYouElves Happy deforestation day ;D]]
->'''Grendus:''' And thus the dwarves discovered that their forges were indeed elf powered. [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail And there was much rejoicing]].

->'''Reasonableman:''' The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?
->'''Pilsu:''' You misspelled 'hilarious'

->'''Edwards Grizzly:''' We seem to be incredibly lucky in that this evil biome's mists cause instant death, rather than turn-into-a-shambling-husk-and-murder-everyone-who-ever-loved-you.
->'''fishsicles:''' Not technically instant, for big enough creatures; those water buffalo sat around oozing blood for a few days before they kicked it. But for a dwarf, probably instant yeah.
->'''Count Dorku:''' ...this is how we define ''luck'' nowadays?! I'm terrified in many languages.

->''most games basic tutorial: 2 mins''
->''Dwarf fortress basic tutorial: 2 hours''
->''F*ck yeah dwarf fort!''

! Toady and Devblogs

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=948.msg12375#msg12375 "Adventure Mode Gripes"]]'''-]

-> ''The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off... I should probably deal with that).''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2008.html#2008-05-30 Devblog: May 30, 2008]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-05-28 Devblog: May 28, 2011]]'''-]

-> ''In bug news, the zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age and he fled into the hills.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-06-05 Devblog: June 5, 2011]]'''-]

-> ''My adventurer fought through around sixty zombies in the tower, killed the necromancer, learned the secrets of life and death, and then raised various limbs (not my own). Then I talked to one of them, and it told me that it was peasant. It was flattered but had no need of my services. I imagine its little fingers were shaped into the form of a mouth and they flapped back and forth while it spoke with a high-pitched voice. I guess there's still work to do.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-08-17 Devblog: August 17, 2011]]'''-]

-> ''Well, I would have gotten to the trading interface, but a bridge opened a hole to the underworld instead. Again. ''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/dev_2011.html#2011-12-07 Devblog: December 7, 2011]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2012-01-03 Devblog: January 3, 2012]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2013-02-26 Devblog: February 26, 2013]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2013-12-05 Devblog: December 5, 2013]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-02-19 Devblog: February 19, 2014]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-03-4 Devblog: March 4, 2014]]'''-]

-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html#2014-07-20 Devblog: July 20, 2014]]'''-]

! Bay 12 Forums

->'''Aklyon:''' ''Personally, I like [DF] because after climbing the damned learning cliff, I'm too elitist to consider not liking it.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=51834.msg1120166#msg1120166 "What makes Dwarf Fortress so awesome?"]]'''-]

->'''Aklyon:''' ''Dwarf Fortress: You have a team of hundreds working for four years to make a game where you save the world again. We have [[MemeticBadass one guy]] for four years ''make a near-infinite world generator, write the physics,generate histories, form detailed descriptions of every human, elf, dwarf, and goblin generated, caverns, and huge randomly generated monsters made out of who knows what. ''[[TakeThat You. guys.]]'' '''[[TakeThat suck]]'''.
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.msg1345585#msg1345585 "This game needs a tag line"]]'''-]

-> '''Karnewarrior:''' ''Your game is working on giving NPC's lives. Our game is working on '''giving them a working nervous system'''''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.msg1345464#msg1345464 "This game needs a tag line"]]'''-]

->'''[=GreatWyrmGold=]:''' ''...And no one notices that a ''desert'' titan is made out of ''ice''. No, ice capybara in the desert? Normal. Someone kinda figured out the military? Amazing!''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=85015.msg2312959#msg2312959 "Yay! Finally got the hang of the new military system"]]'''-]

->'''Franti:''' ''If DF is too much for you, [[TakeThat go back to playing]] MyLittlePony or TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=68556.msg2506950#msg2506950 "You are all monsters."]]'''-]

->'''[=MasterMorality=]:''' ''You get hit where you get hit. This may or may not cripple you for life. It may or may not kill you in one shot. You're dwarf just lost a leg. Suck it up, bitch. No, you're not getting that leg back. In fact, that creature over there is going to pick your leg up and beat you death with it. You won't respawn.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98587.msg2883917#msg2883917 "Why Dwarf Fortress is better"]]'''-]

->'''drakon136:''' ''I've got a siege coming in from above, [[spoiler:demons]] from below, some forgotten beasts in the middle, lava flooding in between the forgotten beasts and the [[spoiler:demons]], and half my population going berserk. All in all, a normal day in Dwarf Fortress.''
-->[- --'''Unknown'''-]

->'''nbonaparte:''' ''It's like if Tolkien taught your Geology 101 class, but you were drunk and playing the Sims during the lecture. Then you had a dream that got them all confused.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.msg1348905#msg1348905 "This game needs a tag line"]]'''-]

->'''starhero:''' "I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related."
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=100521.msg2975701 "Help! Miners are dieing from just mining? Rot lung?Where is a wiki page on this?"]]'''-]

->'''Aravin:''' ''Thx Toady DF isn't 3D game))''
->'''Deon:''' ''Actually it is, with a full DirectX support.''
--> [- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50892.msg1348905#msg1348905 "This game needs a tag line"]]'''-]

->'''[=SpiralDimentia=]:''' ''Oh god, [[Community/DwarfFortress you guys]] [[ForTheEvulz are dicks]], I think I just [[spoiler: [[HilarityEnsues unleashed a horde of demons into my base]]]].''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80043.0 "You have found..."]]'''-]

->'''Raphite1:''' ''Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=33931.msg512444#msg512444 "Dwarven Drop Pods"]]'''-]

->'''Akhier:''' ''Quite simple really. Trees are actually the first stage in an elf's life cycle. Once the young elf inside the tree gets old enough if there are enough elves around it will hatch leaving behind perfectly serviceable logs to use. So remember when you chop down a tree [[ElvesVersusDwarves you kill an elf too]]! [[ScrewYouElves Happy deforestation day ;D]]''
->'''Grendus:''' ''And thus the dwarves discovered that their forges were indeed elf powered. [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail And there was much rejoicing]].''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=24342.msg772616#msg772616 "'It is now a rude bauble, fit only for your kind' >_<"]]'''-]

->'''Mrhappyface:''' ''I once tried to make a mild sedative syndrome that's spread by cats. However, I forgot a few zeroes when setting the ignition point. So instead of my dwarves yawning, and then taking a peaceful nap, they scream and run around as their body roasts from the inside out.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=34430.msg2640086#msg2640086 "Face Palm moments you had"]]'''-]

->'''Reasonableman:''' ''The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?''
->'''Pilsu:''' ''You misspelled 'hilarious'''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25967.msg304189#msg304189 "Chasing the elusive Mermaid"]]'''-]

->'''[=PsychicKid=]''': ''here's 7 inebriated borderline psychotic bastards, go dig out a living space for 200 more of them that will be coming soon btw there's also a terrible tentacle monster-panda made out of barf to deal with have fun''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=110540.msg3328167#msg3328167 What new feature would stop you updating the game?]]''' -]

->'''[=hiroshi42=]''': ''[The Bay12 community will] routinely talk about kitten slaughter, the best methods to immolate creatures without destroying their stuff, or how to produce 'children' with personality problems beyond the dream of psychoanalysts but no one is going to insult your mother.''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112607.msg3422693#msg3422693 From a thread describing the polite, yet crazy Df community.]]''' -]

->'''Urist Imiknorris''': ''Also, this is a horrible inhumane idea and [[WhyDidntIThinkOfThat why didn't I think of it]].''
-->[- --'''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91093.msg2532192#msg2532192 Dwarven... "Child Care"]]''' -]

! LetsPlay
->'''[[MeaningfulName StarkRavingMad]]:''' ''I've started project 'Fuck The World,' [[KillItWithFire a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside.]] I'll kill those elephants. [[AxCrazy I'll kill all those fucking elephants.]]''
-->[- --'''LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}'''-]

-->[- --'''{{Battlefailed}}'''-]

->'''Andreus:''' ''I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by ''many'' madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.''
--> [- -- '''[[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=64258.msg2338835#msg2338835 FailCannon]]''' -]

! TV Tropes Forums ([[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=bfhhzufpt1bg17139juldn1k link]])

-->[- --'''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=bfhhzufpt1bg17139juldn1k&page=51#1270 "Dwarf Fortress"]]'''-]

-->[- --'''Adapted from [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=bfhhzufpt1bg17139juldn1k&page=47#1155 "Dwarf Fortress"]]'''-]

->'''Blueeyedrat:''' I will have to deal with a troll and a giant cave swallow in the vicinity first, but my blade traps should make short work of them. [[WhereIsYourXNow What's your]] [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail airspeed velocity now]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch?]]
-->[- --'''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=bfhhzufpt1bg17139juldn1k&page=170#4235 "Dwarf Fortress"]]'''-]

->'''fishsicles:''' I think [Toady] fixed [[[OurWerebeastsAreDifferent werecurses]]] spreading to undead, but right when 2012 came out I remember my necromancer adventurer was torn apart by [[ItMakesSenseInContext his zombie limb army turning into were gorillas.]]
-->[- --'''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=bfhhzufpt1bg17139juldn1k&page=177#4422 "Dwarf Fortress"]]'''-]

->'''Edwards Grizzly''': We seem to be incredibly lucky in that this evil biome's mists cause instant death, rather than turn-into-a-shambling-husk-and-murder-everyone-who-ever-loved-you.

-->[- --'''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13372995990A50780100 Dwarf Fortress Troper Succession Game (New Edition)]]'''-]

! Other
->'''[=GeneralissimoFranco=]:''' ''I had a game where a kitten killed a cyclops, but beyond that my experience mirrors yours.''
-->[- --'''Reddit, [[http://www.reddit.com/r/dwarffortress/comments/dvgns/one_of_my_fortresses_finally_had_enough_effec-%20t_on/ "One of my fortresses finally had enough effect on the world to cause a change to the Golden Age."]]'''-]

->'''[=UltimateCarl=]:''' ''This is the point where I'd normally call bullshit, but having (un)successfully ground no less than ten forts into destruction and abandoning three more to boredom after guaranteeing success I 100% believe that this happened in your game.''
-->[- --'''Ibid. (In reaction to above quote)'''-]

->''The bad news: Dwarf Fortress is the first AI to achieve complete sentience. The good news: Urist [=McH.A.L.=] Cancels Destroy Mankind: [[NoodleImplements Needs 250,000 Giant Cave Spider Silk Socks.]]''
-->[- --'''A random Facebook commenter'''-]

-> ''Thanks to the central chamber being floodable, in the case of a siege, all I have to do is lure the gobbos in and throw the lever. Then, my dwarves can keep going about their business, while the goblins are busy sorting themselves by density.''
-->[- --'''Unknown'''-]

-->[- --'''A top commenter, [[BigNameFan captnduck's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1iW1QN7_s "DFVIDTUTS2011 Basics"]]''' -]