History Quotes / DumbAssHasAPoint

-->-- ''LightNovel/NoGameNoLife''

->'''Ed:''' See, I knew that if I just took the can, there was a good chance that I'd get caught. Then I thought, even if I did get the Triampathol to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some powerful attorneys who would dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system. And the way America's court system is congested these days, it would take months to convict him of anything! So I thought I'd take matters into my own hands and just pour the Triampathol into the meat supply, making Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play.\\

->'''Chum Chum:''' ''[points to a mark on the measuring flower]'' You grew six inches...\\
'''Fanboy:''' All right!\\
'''Chum Chum:''' ''[points to the mark he drew, lower]'' ...Shorter!\\
'''Fanboy:''' Wait. What?! I don't understand! How can this be? Chum Chum, there's only one rational explanation for this: ''I'm shrinking!!!''\\
'''Chum Chum:''' ...Or the flower grew overnight.\\
'''Fanboy:''' Don't be ridiculous! This is a sunflower, not a ''moon''flower!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FanboyAndChumChum'', "The Incredible Shrinking Fanboy"

-->'''Morgana''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''

-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->'''Xyler:''' Are we real? Is this reality? Creator/JeanPaulSartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.
->'''Craz:''' Totally righteous, bro!
->'''Xyler:''' I know!

->'''Brain:''' This paperclip will serve as an antenna, grabbing neutrinos from the cosmos and providing ignition for [[TimeMachine this craft]].
->'''Pinky:''' Astonishing, Brain! Um, will it also roast marshmallows?
->''(Brain prepares to wallop Pinky, then freezes)''
->'''Brain:''' Actually, it ''might''.

->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male]]?
->'''Knuckles''': You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that [[MenAreGenericWomenAreSpecial this is an exception and not the status quo]]. ''(Everyone stares in StunnedSilence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.

-> '''Bob:''' Hey guys!
'''Chase:''' Bob? What are you doing here? Mr. Davenport's taken all of the students on a field trip to the Davenport Birthplace and Museum
'''Bob:''' [[SarcasmMode Gosh darn it. I can't believe I'm missing that.]]
'''Bree:''' Really, Bob?
'''Bob:''' Oh, come on! Part of the tour is him re-enacting his birth!
'''Adam:''' This kid might be smarter than we thought.
'''Bob:''' Oooh, smoothie!
'''Adam:''' Maybe not.
-->-- ''Series/{{LabRats:BionicIsland}}''

'''Chase:''' Bob? What are you doing here? All of the students are out with Mr. Davenport on a field trip to the Davenport Birthplace and Musuem

'''Bree:''' Really Bob?

'''Adam:''' This kid might be smarter than we thought
'''Bob:''' Ooh, smoothie!

-->-- ''Series/{{LabRats:BionicIsland}}'' The Curse of the Screaming Skull

->'''Jim:''' She's funny, and she's warm, and she's just... Anyway...\\
'''Michael:''' Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.\\
'''Jim:''' She's engaged.\\
'''Michael:''' Pfft, BFD. Engaged ain't married.\\
'''Jim:''' Huh.\\
'''Michael:''' Never ever, ''ever'', give up.
-->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', "Booze Cruise"

->'''Senator Lipton:''' Kevin, great to see you.\\
'''Kevin:''' Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.\\
'''Lipton:''' ...I beg your pardon?\\
'''Kevin:''' You're like a ''terrible'' person. These guys care about you, and you're just using them. Again, the food was ''very'' good.
-->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', "Vandalism"

-->-- ''Machinima/{{Smashtasm}}''

-->-- WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}

-->-- ''Glenn'', [[LampshadeHanging referring to himself]], ''WesternAnimation/GlennMartinDDS''

->'''Johnny Cage:''' Did ''you'' declare Mortal Kombat? ''(Liu Kang remains silent as Johnny gestures to Sonya)'' Did ''you?''\\
->'''Sonya:''' Nope.\\
->'''Johnny Cage:''' What about you? Mr...?\\
->'''Scorpion:''' Scorpion.\\
->'''Johnny Cage:''' Oh, it's catchy, I like that. Did you declare Mortal Kombat? ''(Scorpion shakes his head no)'' Good, good, great, then no one needs to die... sheesh.

-->--''WesternAnimation/MortalKombatScorpionsRevenge''

'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

'''Master Shake:''' And you're gonna plug him in?\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->--Glenn, [[LampshadeHanging referring to himself]], ''WesternAnimation/GlennMartinDDS''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... I'll catch him sho'...\\
'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da-- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'...\\