History Quotes / DumbAssHasAPoint

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E6Petarded Petarded]]''

-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E9BackToTheWoods Back to the Woods]]''

->'''[[TheLoad Tarou]]''': But if you're so concerned with sales that it affects your work, you won't be able to make anything good.\\
'''Honda''': ''(beat)'' You can actually say some decent stuff sometimes.

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->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they're out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he's actually right.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen, "Xavier Remembers"

->''"Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved [[HoYay/{{Batman}} homosexuality]], and he hated ComicBook/WonderWoman because he thought she promoted [[AuthorAppeal sadomasochism]]. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/06/22/fredric-wertham-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]''' on ''[[UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]''

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->''"Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven 'wives', whom he married when they were still children.... When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his 'church' praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn't really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct."''
-->-- ''Encyclopedia of Americans Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2015/03/1303-tony-alamo.html on]] American cult leader Tony Alamo

-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ''Literature/ChaosWalking''

'''Chandler:''' That's great. Because my boss doesn't like me either.\\
'''Monica:''' My boss doesn't like me either. \\
'''Ross:''' Maybe it's like a universal thing.\\
'''Joey:''' Or ''maybe'' because [[OneHourWorkWeek you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday]].\\
'''Everyone else:''' [[OhCrap Let's get off to work]]...

-> '''Rachel (referring to her boss Kim):''' She doesn't like me very much.\\

'''Joey:''' Or ''maybe'' because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.\\

[[folder:Web Original]]

->'''Lamp:''' Shouldn't you have questioned him? He knew where [[BadassInDistress 1337f0x]] was.\\
'''[=Super64=]:''' Aw crap! Wait, [[LampshadeHanging since when did]] [[TheDitz you]] [[LampshadeHanging start making sense?]]\\
'''Lamp:''' ''[spinning around]'' Quack, quack...\\
'''[=Super64=]:''' Maybe I spoke too soon.
-->-- ''Machinima/{{Smashtasm}}''

->'''Gohan''': I'LL KILL HIM!!! I'LL F*CKING KILL HIM!!!\\
'''Goku''': You can't! Cell is way too strong for you!\\
'''Gohan''': Mr. Piccolo would let me go!\\
'''Goku''': No, he wouldn't! And he's ''smarter'' than me!\\
'''Gohan''': I- ... Wow, o-okay, that's... actually a good point.\\
'''Goku''': Besides, the moment you leave, that door is going to open.\\
'''Mr. Popo''': He's right, you know.\\
'''Goku''': Every time.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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-->-- ''WebOriginal/DragonBallZAbridged''

-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''

'''Chandler:''' Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?

->'''Spider woman:''' You little twerp! Are you stupid or something?\\
'''Finn:''' Yeah, I'm stupid! But I know something real. You shouldn't eat your husband!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Web Weirdos"

->'''Senator Lipton:''' Kevin, great to see you.\\
'''Kevin:''' Thank you for the food. Oh, and also, you suck.\\
'''Lipton:''' ...I beg your pardon?\\
'''Kevin:''' You're like a ''terrible'' person. These guys care about you, and you're just using them. Again, the food was ''very'' good.
-->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', "Vandalism"

->''"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."''
-->-- '''Old Saying'''

->'''Rico''': So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.\\
'''Hakha''': Even a monkey will write Creator/WilliamShakespeare, given enough time.\\
'''Templar''': So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.\\
'''Rico''': ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}''

->'''Xyler:''' Are we real? Is this reality? Creator/JeanPaulSartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.
->'''Craz:''' Totally righteous, bro!
->'''Xyler:''' I know!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Weirdmageddon Part 2: Escape From Reality"

->''"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."''
-->-- '''Marlon''', ''WesternAnimation/AvengerPenguins''

->'''Brian:''' How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?\\
'''Peter:''' I got it, Brian. Smell my ass.\\
'''Brian:''' What?\\
'''Peter:''' Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me.\\
'''Brian:''' Peter, that's ridiculous.\\
'''Peter:''' ''[shoves Brians face into his ass]'' Come on, boy, get the scent!\\
'''Brian:''' Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. ''[sniffs]'' Your wallet's over there.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E9BackToTheWoods Back to the Woods]]''

->'''Professor:''' So as you can see, you are just [[IdiotBall over]] the line of mental retardation.\\
'''Peter:''' Don't you mean just under the line?\\
'''Professor:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THE DAY I'M CORRECTED BY A RET]]... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just, please trust the analysis.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS4E6Petarded Petarded]]''

->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'...\\
'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da-- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- ''Film/SongOfTheSouth''

->''"Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again..."''
-->-- '''Chie''' after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Manga/{{Naruto}} really didn't know the truth."\\
"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3875948/1/Be-A-Realist Be A Realist]]'', regarding Naruto (correctly) assuming and wanting to believe his parents are dead.

->''"A fool must now and then be right by chance."''
-->-- '''William Cowper'''

->''"Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day."''
-->-- '''Creator/HermannHesse'''

->''"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill'''

->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they're out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he's actually right.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen, "Xavier Remembers"

->''"Wertham hated Superman because he said that {{Superman}} promoted fascism. He hated Franchise/{{Batman}} because he thought it involved [[HoYay/{{Batman}} homosexuality]], and he hated ComicBook/WonderWoman because he thought she promoted [[AuthorAppeal sadomasochism]]. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.rickworley.com/2012/06/22/fredric-wertham-douchebags-of-comics/ Rick Worley]]''' on ''[[UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]''

->''"Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they were still children....When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn't really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct."''
-->--''Encyclopedia of Americans Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2015/03/1303-tony-alamo.html on]] American cult leader Tony Alamo

->'''Timon:''' I think Uncle Max has bashed in one too many rocks with his skull.\\
'''Ma:''' But he's ''right'', Timon.
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''

->'''Jason:''' Oh, dude! I get it! It's like, I knew this girl Sheila, she was a black-market alligator dealer with a pierced jawbone.\\
'''Chidi:''' Um. Okay, ''what''.\\
'''Jason:''' Sheila was gonna get married to my boy Donkey Doug and make him move to Sarasota. It would've broken up my whole breakdancing crew and Donkey Doug was our best pop-and-locker. So I hid a bunch of stolen boogie boards in Sheila's garage and called the cops. I framed one innocent gator dealer to save a sixty-person dance crew.\\
'''Chidi:''' Shockingly, that is a relevant example of the utilitarian dilemma. Well done.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Category 55 Doomsday Crisis"

->'''Jason:''' You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like "rat", and "Jason", but, I know a little wisdom I can give you.\\
'''Michael:''' I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I, I highly doubt that.\\
'''Jason:''' I was a member of a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called "Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance". One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight, because [[CallBack I'd framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft.]] So he started a new dance crew called "Hashtag Doug Life" and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said "Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight." That night, as the clock struck twelve, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before... and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.\\
'''Michael:''' You know, that inane story actually contains a bit of good advice. Thank you, Jason.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Dance Dance Resolution"

->'''Jason:''' I want to tell you about a guy from my dance crew in Jacksonville called Big Noodle.\\
'''Eleanor:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well, we gave it our best shot, guys]]. It was nice knowing you.\\
'''Jason:''' I used to yell at Big Noodle 'cause he always showed up late to rehearsal. Then one day, the swamp under my house flooded. I needed a place to crash, so I slept at Big Noodle's house. Turns out that he had to juggle three jobs to take care of four grandparents who all lived in the same bed just like in ''Willy Wonka''. I never yelled at Big Noodle for being late after that 'cause I knew how hard it was for him to be there. And he definitely didn't have time to research what tomatoes to buy. Even if he wanted to, possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville.\\
'''Gen:''' ''[looks confused and horrified]''\\
'''Jason:''' The point is, you can't judge humans 'cause you don't know what we go through.\\
'''Michael:''' Amazingly, Your Honor, he's right.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Chidi Sees the Time-Knife"

->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male]]?
->'''Knuckles''': You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that [[MenAreGenericWomenAreSpecial this is an exception and not the status quo]]. ''(Everyone stares in StunnedSilence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Eggman's Anti-Gravity Ray"

->''"You know, for a layperson, she has a way of cutting right through the crap doesn’t she?"''
-->-- '''Series/{{Frasier}}''' after Daphne tells him and Niles to accept Martin’s invite to Duke’s

-->--''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'', "When Mice Ruled the Earth"

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "When Mice Ruled the Earth"

->'''Spider Woman:''' You little twerp! Are you stupid or something?\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Xyler:''' Are we real? Is this reality? Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.