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->''Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!''
-->--'''Scruffy'''
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->''Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby.''
-->--'''absynthe7'''
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->''I DON'T WHERE ANYTHING IS.''
-->--'''Clover Magic'''
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-->--'''Clover Magic'''

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-->--'''Clover Magic'''Magic'''

->''This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.''
-->--'''Mr Space Cat'''
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-->--'''Clover Magic'''

->''Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs''
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-->--'''Clover Magic'''

->''WHAT IS HAPPENING.''
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-->--'''Wrex'''

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-->--'''Wrex'''-->--'''Wrex'''

->''Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.''
->''Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.''
-->--'''Clover Magic'''
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-->--'''A_S00'''

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-->--'''A_S00'''-->--'''A_S00'''

->''Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire.''
-->--'''Wrex'''
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->''12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''

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->''12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT [=EVErhiNT=] INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''
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''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...''

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''Was ->''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...''



''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.''
''..I fail to see the problem in that''

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''We ->''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.''
''..->''..I fail to see the problem in that''



''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.''

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''-This ->''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.''



''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!''

''Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''

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''Good ->''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!''

''Bad ->''Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''



''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.''

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''In ->''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.''



''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room''

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''dwarves ->''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room''



''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth''

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''nooomn ->''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth''



''FOR FLORY!!!''

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''FOR ->''FOR FLORY!!!''



''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is''

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''there ->''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is''



''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.''

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''Also ->''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.''



''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG''

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''OH ->''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG''



''25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.''

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''25 ->''25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.''



''12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''

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''12:32 ->''12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''
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-->--'''Ruhn''', being completely incomprehensible

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-->--'''Ruhn''', being completely incomprehensibleincomprehensible

''12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''
-->--'''A_S00'''
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-->--''Wrex''

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-->--''Wrex''
-->--'''Wrex'''



-->--''Ruhn'', being completely incomprehensible

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-->--Wrex

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-->--Wrex-->--''Wrex''

''25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.''
-->--''Ruhn'', being completely incomprehensible
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-->-- '''random_dragon'''

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-->-- '''random_dragon''''''random_dragon'''

''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG''
-->--Wrex
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-->-- '''lawastooshort'''

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-->-- '''lawastooshort''''''lawastooshort'''

''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.''
-->-- '''random_dragon'''
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''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.''
-->--'''Scruffy'''



-->-- '''Bobnova'''

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-->-- '''Bobnova''''''Bobnova'''

''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth''
-->-- '''rcmgames'''

''FOR FLORY!!!''
-->-- '''Ruhn'''

''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is''
-->-- '''lawastooshort'''
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-->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn.

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-->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn.turn.

''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room''
-->-- '''Bobnova'''
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-->--'''Wrex'''

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-->--'''Wrex'''-->--'''Wrex'''

''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.''
-->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn.
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''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!

Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''

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''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!

Bad
harmless!''

''Bad
news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''
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-->--'''Scruffy'''

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-->--'''Scruffy'''-->--'''Scruffy'''

''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!

Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''
-->--'''Wrex'''
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Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...

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Was ''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...''



We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
..I fail to see the problem in that

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We ''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
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demise.''
''..
I fail to see the problem in thatthat''
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-->--'''Siquo'''

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-->--'''Siquo'''-->--'''Siquo'''

We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
..I fail to see the problem in that
-->--'''Scruffy'''
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Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...
-->--'''Siquo'''

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