Line #28 Quotes/DrunkFortress


1	->''Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...''
2	-->--'''Siquo'''
3
4	->''We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.''
5	->''..I fail to see the problem in that''
6	-->--'''Scruffy'''
7
8	->''-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.''
9	-->--'''Scruffy'''
10
11	->''Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!''
12
13	->''Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.''
14	-->--'''Wrex'''
15
16	->''I DON'T WHERE ANYTHING IS.''
17	-->--'''Clover Magic'''
18
19	->''In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.''
20	-->--'''Kamin''', on Runh's announcement of his turn.
21
22	->''dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room''
23	-->-- '''Bobnova'''
24
25	->''nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth''
26	-->-- '''rcmgames'''
27
28	->''FOR FLORY!!!''
29	-->-- '''Ruhn'''
30
31	->''Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby.''
32	-->--'''absynthe7'''
33
34	->''Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!''
35	-->--'''Scruffy'''
36
37	->''there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is''
38	-->-- '''lawastooshort'''
39
40	->''Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.''
41	-->-- '''random_dragon'''
42
43	->''OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG''
44	-->--'''Wrex'''
45
46	->''25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.''
47	-->--'''Ruhn''', being completely incomprehensible
48
49	->''12:32 OH SHIT [=EVErhiNT=] INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11''
50	-->--'''A_S00'''
51
52	->''Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire.''
53	-->--'''Wrex'''
54
55	->''Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.''
56	->''Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.''
57	-->--'''Clover Magic'''
58
59	->''WHAT IS HAPPENING.''
60	-->--'''Clover Magic'''
61
62	->''Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs''
63	-->--'''Clover Magic'''
64
65	->''This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.''

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