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Quotes: Drunk Fortress
Was too drunk to sit up straight yesterday, so no turn from me this week...
Siquo

We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
..I fail to see the problem in that
Scruffy

-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.
Scruffy

Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!

Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Wrex

In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.
Kamin, on Runh's announcement of his turn.

dwarves respect teir anscestors right? god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room
Bobnova

nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth
rcmgames

FOR FLORY!!!
Ruhn

there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is
lawastooshort

Also also, the humies are leaving. What, you don't like plump helmets and misasma? Fuck you, humies.
random_dragon

OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG
Wrex

25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.
Ruhn, being completely incomprehensible

12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
A_S00

Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire.
Wrex

Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.
Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.
Clover Magic

WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Clover Magic

Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs
Clover Magic

This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.
Mr Space Cat

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