History Quotes / DisguisedInDrag

->'''Hope''': Well Sid, what do ya think?

->'''Bugs:''' Usually... ''(is suddenly in a Marilyn Monroe getup}'' I play the female love interest.

->''"The entire script is based around a single gag that hasn't been funny since the 1950's (and even then, it was bordering on creaky): a man disguising himself as a woman. But not just any man: a Ferengi. Specifically, Quark. Armin Shimmerman, the actor who played Quark, is obviously a talented guy with great comedic timing, but he's no Tony Curtis or Jack Lemmon. And when it comes to putting Shimmerman in drag, it's fair to say that some like it. [[FanDisservice Not]]."''

->''"Zack enters in full drag and a lady’s wig, weirdly dressed like [[https://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sw03.jpg?w=497 a conservative forty-year-old lawyer who falls asleep with a glass of wine in her hand every night, filled with regret over how readily she sacrificed family for a career...]] Within 0.5 seconds of walking through the door, Bambi’s immediately hit on by a background extra, while every male character in the vicinity gives her the sex-eye. This had to happen, as part of the long-standing tradition where dudes forced to drag up for plot reasons are flirted with and goosed by every man they come into contact with, who find them so irresistible, they’re driven mad with lust. Of particular note in this cliché is SidJames in ''Film/CarryOnDontLoseYourHead'', who makes for an absolutely grotesque woman -- seriously, he looks like a bollock in a bonnet -- yet still sets the hearts a-fluttering."''

->''"Zack enters in full drag and a lady’s wig, weirdly dressed like [[https://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sw03.jpg?w=497 a conservative forty-year-old lawyer who falls asleep with a glass of wine in her hand every night, filled with regret over how readily she sacrificed family for a career...]] Within 0.5 seconds of walking through the door, Bambi’s immediately hit on by a background extra, while every male character in the vicinity gives her the sex-eye. This had to happen, as part of the long-standing tradition where dudes forced to drag up for plot reasons are flirted with and goosed by every man they come into contact with, who find them so irresistible, they’re driven mad with lust. Of particular note in this cliché is SidJames in ''[[Film/DontLoseYourHead Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head]]'', who makes for an absolutely grotesque woman -- seriously, he looks like a bollock in a bonnet -- yet still sets the hearts a-fluttering."''

->''"Zack enters in full drag and a lady’s wig, weirdly dressed like [[https://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sw03.jpg?w=497 a conservative forty-year-old lawyer who falls asleep with a glass of wine in her hand every night, filled with regret over how readily she sacrificed family for a career...]] Within 0.5 seconds of walking through the door, Bambi’s immediately hit on by a background extra, while every male character in the vicinity gives her the sex-eye. This had to happen, as part of the long-standing tradition where dudes forced to drag up for plot reasons are flirted with and goosed by every man they come into contact with, who find them so irresistible, they’re driven mad with lust. Of particular note in this cliché is Sid James in ''[[CarryOn Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head]]'', who makes for an absolutely grotesque woman -- seriously, he looks like a bollock in a bonnet -- yet still sets the hearts a-fluttering."''

->''"Zack enters in full drag and a lady’s wig, weirdly dressed like [[https://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sw03.jpg?w=497 a conservative forty-year-old lawyer who falls asleep with a glass of wine in her hand every night, filled with regret over how readily she sacrificed family for a career]]...Within 0.5 seconds of walking through the door, Bambi’s immediately hit on by a background extra, while every male character in the vicinity gives her the sex-eye. This had to happen, as part of the long-standing tradition where dudes forced to drag up for plot reasons are flirted with and goosed by every man they come into contact with, who find them so irresistible, they’re driven mad with lust. Of particular note in this cliché is Sid James in ''[[CarryOn Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head]]'', who makes for an absolutely grotesque woman -- seriously, he looks like a bollock in a bonnet -- yet still sets the hearts a-fluttering."''

->''"Zack enters in full drag and a lady’s wig, weirdly dressed like [[https://franticplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/sw03.jpg?w=497 a conservative forty-year-old lawyer]] who falls asleep with a glass of wine in her hand every night, filled with regret over how readily she sacrificed family for a career...Within 0.5 seconds of walking through the door, Bambi’s immediately hit on by a background extra, while every male character in the vicinity gives her the sex-eye. This had to happen, as part of the long-standing tradition where dudes forced to drag up for plot reasons are flirted with and goosed by every man they come into contact with, who find them so irresistible, they’re driven mad with lust. Of particular note in this cliché is Sid James in ''[[CarryOn Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head]]'', who makes for an absolutely grotesque woman -- seriously, he looks like a bollock in a bonnet -- yet still sets the hearts a-fluttering."''

->''"The entire script is based around a single gag that hasn't been funny since the 1950's (and even then, it was bordering on creaky): a man disguising himself as a woman. But not just any man: a Ferengi. Specifically, Quark. Armin Shimmerman, the actor who played Quark, is obviously a talented guy with great comedic timing, but he's no Tony Curtis or Jack Lemmon. And when it comes to putting Shimmerman in drag, it's fair to say that [[ObligatoryJoke some like it.]] [[FanDisservice Not]]."''
->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Profit and Lace")