History Quotes / DidntSeeThatComing

'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]:''' But it''ll keep following one of us!\\

-->-- '''[[TheChessmaster Sun Tzu]],''' ''Literature/TheArtOfWar''

->''God damn them all!''
->''I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.''
->''We'd fire no guns, shed no tears.''
->''Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, ''
->''the last of Barrett's privateers.''

->'''Nale''': You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0386.html "Not How She Pictured It, Certainly"]]

-->-- '''Dwight Schrute''', ''TheOffice''

->''Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,

->''"God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. We'd fire no guns, shed no tears. Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's privateers."''

->''"God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. We'd fire no guns, shed no tears. Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Privateers."''

->''"God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold. We'd fire no guns, shed no tears. Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Privateers.

->'''Clara:''' [[SubvertedCatchphrase It's smaller on the outside!]]\\
'''Doctor:''' ...OK... that is a first...

-->'''Creator/RobertBurns''', ''To A Mouse''

-->'''Creator/MarkTwain'''

->'''Homer''': That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
->''({{beat}})''
->'''Bart''': I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
-->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homie the Clown"

->'''Zoe:''' You know they're gonna see us coming.
->'''Mal:''' No. They're not gonna see this coming.

->'''Travis Dane:''' Shooting me won't do any good. ATAC can't get past my ghost satellites and YOU can't get past my encrypted program.
->'''Casey Ryback:''' You mean to tell me there's no way I can just shut that off?
->'''Travis Dane:''' No way!
->''(Ryback shoots the laptop, the bullet passes through and hits Dane. ATAC resumes control of the satellite)''
->'''Travis Dane:''' Never thought of that.

->'''Mook:''' Adler to Schenze, we're under attack!
->'''Schenze:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] The Osean Army is supposed to be [[TheManBehindTheMan wrapped around our finger]], who the hell...?!
->'''Mook:''' Black bodies, that emblem... [[OhCrap it's them]]! [[TheDreaded The Ghosts of Razgriz!]] The survivors from the Ofnir Squadron told me about 'em!

-->--''[[{{Film/UnderSiege}} Under Siege 2]]''

-->--'''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Warmaster]] [[CiaphasCain Varan the Undefeatable]]''', [[FamousLastWords last words]]

->''"You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that [[ShootTheDog a gangbanger was going to get shot]], or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. Because it's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and [[OhCrap everyone loses their minds]]!"''

->'''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Warmaster]] [[CiaphasCain Varan the Undefeatable]]''', [[FamousLastWords last words]]

-->-- '''The Joker''', ''{{Batman}}: [[DarkKnightTrilogy The Dark Knight]]''

->'''[[{{Warhammer40000}} Chaos Warmaster]] [[CiaphasCain Varan the Undefeatable]]''', [[FamousLastWords last words]]

-->-- '''[[TheChessmaster Sun Tzu]],''' ''The Art of War''

-->'''RobertBurns''', ''To A Mouse''

-->'''MarkTwain'''

-->''TheSimpsons'', "Homie the Clown"

-->''"Well, that was unexpected..."''
-->'''[[{{Warhammer40000}} Chaos Warmaster]] [[CiaphasCain Varan the Undefeatable]]''', [[FamousLastWords last words]]