Line #25 Quotes/DidntSeeThatComing


1	->''God damn them all!\
2	I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.\
3	We'd fire no guns, shed no tears.\
4	Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,\
5	the last of Barrett's privateers.''
6	-->-- ''Barrett's Privateers'', '''Stan Rogers'''
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8	->''"Now what is the message [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror there?]] The message is that there are known "knowns." There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. So when we do the best we can and we pull all this information together, and we then say well that's basically what we see as the situation, that is really only the known knowns and the known unknowns. And each year, we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns."''
9	-->-- '''Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense for President UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush'''
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11	->'''Gin [[ParodyNames Rummy]][[note]]"Rummy" was a nickname of Donald Rumsfeld, above.[[/note]]''': I always say: the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. [...] Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist. [...] What I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; [[SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords things we don't know that we don't know.]]\
12	'''Riley''': ...what?
13	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'', ''A Date with the Health Inspector''
14
15	->''"You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan". Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, [[ShootTheDog a gangbanger will get shot]], or [[WarIsHell a truckload of soldiers will be blown up,]] nobody panics. Because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die... Well then [[OhCrap everyone loses their minds]]!"''
16	-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
17
18	->"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle."
19	-->-- '''[[TheChessmaster Sun Tzu]],''' ''Literature/{{The Art of War\|SunTzu}}''
20
21	-> ''"Just once, I would like to be a puppetmaster and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?"''
22	-->-- '''Dwight Schrute''', ''Series/{{The Office\|US}}''
23
24	->The best-laid plans of mice and men\
25	Often go awry
26	-->--'''Creator/RobertBurns''', ''To A Mouse''
27
28	->It is easy to make plans in this world; even a cat can do it; and when one is out in those remote oceans it is noticeable that a cat's plans and a man's are worth about the same.
29	-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain'''
30
31	->'''Homer''': That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!\
32	''({{beat}})''\
33	'''Bart''': I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
34	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homie the Clown"
35
36	->''"Well, that was unexpected..."''
37	-->--'''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos Warmaster]] [[Literature/CiaphasCain Varan the Undefeatable]]''', last words
38
39	->'''Zoe:''' You know they're gonna see us coming.\
40	'''Mal:''' No. They're not gonna see this coming.
41	-->--''Film/{{Serenity}}'', about Mal's plan to [[spoiler:unleash the Reavers on the Alliance]].
42
43	->'''Travis Dane:''' Shooting me won't do any good. ATAC can't get past my ghost satellites and YOU can't get past my encrypted program.\
44	'''Casey Ryback:''' You mean to tell me there's no way I can just shut that off?\
45	'''Travis Dane:''' No way!\
46	''(Ryback shoots the laptop, the bullet passes through and hits Dane. ATAC resumes control of the satellite)''\
47	'''Travis Dane:''' Never thought of that.
48	-->--''Film/UnderSiege2DarkTerritory''
49
50	->'''Mook:''' Adler to Schenze, we're under attack!\
51	'''Schenze:''' [[BigWhat What?!]] The Osean Army is supposed to be [[TheManBehindTheMan wrapped around our finger]], who the hell...?!\
52	'''Mook:''' Black bodies, that emblem... [[OhCrap it's them]]! [[TheDreaded The Ghosts of Razgriz!]] The survivors from the Ofnir Squadron told me about 'em!
53	-->--''VideoGame/AceCombat5TheUnsungWar''
54
55	->''"Missile did not connect. That wasn't the plan."''
56	-->--'''Mihaly A. Shilage''', ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown''
57
58	->''"You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much."''
59	-->--'''Nale''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0386.html "Not How She Pictured It, Certainly"]]
60
61	->''"I did not send my men to fight [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Armada#Return_to_Spain the elements]]."''
62	-->--'''Philip II of Spain'''
63
64	->'''Clara:''' [[SubvertedCatchphrase It's smaller on]] [[BiggerOnTheInside the outside]]!\
65	'''The Doctor:''' ...okay... that is a first...
66	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
67
68	->'''The Moment:''' One day you will count [the amount of children on Gallifrey when it was destroyed]. One terrible night. Do you want to see what that will turn you into? Come on, aren't you curious? I'm opening windows on your future. A tangle in time through the days to come, to the man today will make of you. \
69	''[a fez drops right out of the portal above the Moment and the War Doctor]''\
70	'''The Moment:''' Okay... wasn't expecting that.
71	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Day of the Doctor"
72
73	->'''[[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} Dick]]:''' We've got one option-- split up!\
74	'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]:''' But it'll keep following one of us!\
75	'''Dick:''' Exactly!\
76	'''Kara:''' What? Come back, you complete and total dick!\
77	'''Dick:''' What can I say, it's in the name!\
78	'''Amazo:''' Targeting defector-- Richard Grayson Alpha priority.\
79	'''Dick:''' Ah dang. Not how I saw that going '''at all'''.
80	-->-- ''ComicBook/GothamCityGarage''
81
82	->''It is inescapable that a lord will find his army in desperate situations. If he is blessed and exceedingly wise, these times will be few, but they cannot be avoided altogether. Not every calamity can be planned for. Not every soldier can be counted on. Not every enemy can be outwitted. Not every god can be propitiated. Not every destiny is glorious.''
83	-->-- '''The Thousand Correct Actions of the Upright Soldier''', ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}''
84
85	->''The scene before him was far to ridiculous to even be processed. His plot was meticulous designed, forged of all his blood and sweat. His plans had yet to fail him in the past, and no matter how much he eased up his grip, no one would ever escape the palm of his hand. Consequently, what had just unfolded before him was an impossibility. Had he known what men called pride, the shock would have left his shattered into countless pieces.''
86	-->--''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
87
88	->''[[DesperationAttack Out of desperation comes invention]]. I had not thought it possible for Raiden to surprise me. [[OhCrap Our success is no longer certain]]. We must make haste.''
89	-->--'''Kronika''', ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
90
91	->''Saladin had pretty much figured he had the Crusaders by the balls at this point, and in his haste to send the Europeans crying back home to their mamas he fucked up and forgot to keep an eye out for insane lepers hauling ass at Mach 3.5 across the countryside. [[HandicappedBadass Baldwin]] and his Templars caught the once-unbeatable tactician completely by surprise, and before Saladin's men had even had a chance to figure out their swords from their dicks the young Leper King was leading a massive charge of cavalry all the way up their assholes.''
92	-->-- ''Website/BadassOfTheWeek'' on [[https://www.badassoftheweek.com/baldwiniv King Baldwin IV of Jerusalem]], and his defeat of Saladin
93
94	-> ''You can jump out of [the Lance's] charge, too, so you can mount, like, any monster...''
95	-> ''[jumps and mounts a Rathian that had swooped in for a bite instead of the Pukei-Pukei he was fighting]''
96	-> ''...Especially the ones you don't want to. Where did you come from?''
97	-> ''[an Anjanath appears and begins fighting the Pukei-Pukei and Rathian]''
98	-> ''[[OhCrap Is tha- is that a T-rex here now, too?!]]''
99	-->-- '''Slimecicle''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcIchFAsw6Y&t=321 Monster Hunter World - The Lance]]''
100
101	->''I was not expecting that... But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
102	-->-- '''Dr. Robotnik''', ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
103
104	->''"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."''
105	-->-- '''Creator/MikeTyson'''
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107
108	->''”SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep BEEP]] IS NAMEK?!”''
109	-->-- '''Android #20''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
110
111	->'''Doctor Doom''': No!\
112	'''Akhenaten''': Yes! Doom, did you truly believe me so foolish as to leave my past unguarded?
113	-->--''ComicBook/MarvelTheEnd''
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