History Quotes / DetonationMoon

'''Sonic:''' Well maybe it said something weird about his mom or something. I don't know. I can't put my finger on it. Or my tail. Or my spikes.\\

->'''Eggman:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext [Shadow The Hedgehog] fucked my wife]], so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get! '''[[WaveMotionGun MY SUPER LASER PISS]]!''' Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. ''I'm gonna go higher.'' '''[[MemeticMutation I'm pissing on the]]''' '''''[[MemeticMutation MOOOOON]]!'''''\\

-->--'''Merga''', ''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet2'' [[labelnote:*]]Stopping this is the crux of the final story arc.[[/labelnote]]

'''Freeman:''' ({{Beat}}) Implode the moon.
-->--''WesternAnimation/StarTrekLowerDecks''

Representative: Well, yes. We're uh, we're rich.\\
Freeman: ({{Beat}}) Implode the moon.

->'''Eggman:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext [Shadow The Hedgehog] fucked my wife]], so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get! '''[[WaveMotionGun MY SUPER LASER PISS]]!''' Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. ''I'm gonna go higher.'' '''[[MemeticMutation I'm MemeticMutation pissing on the]]''' '''''[[MemeticMutation MOOOOON]]!'''''\\

->'''Eggman:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext [Shadow The Hedgehog] fucked my wife]], so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get! '''[[WaveMotionGun MY SUPER LASER PISS]]!''' Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. ''I'm gonna go higher.'' [[MemeticMutation I'm]] ''[[MemeticMutation pissing on the]]'' '''''[[MemeticMutation MOOOOON]]!'''''\\

'''Eggman:''' ''How do you like that, Obama?! '''I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!'''''

->''Their songs are on the whole very simple, and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.''

->''"Thank you very much. We have an announcement to make -- uh, on July 4th of this year, America will blow up the moon."''

-->-- '''Wraith''', ''WesternAnimation/RoswellConspiracies''

->"Where's the moon? [beat] WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!"
-->--'''Vegeta''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

-->--'''Piccolo''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->"Take that, moon! Perfect orbit, my ass!"
-->--'''Piccolo''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

''(cut to Kame House, were Master Roshi, Bulma, Oolong, Puar, and Turtle watches the news in abject horror)''\\
'''Anchorman:''' We've got breaking news that the Earth's Moon has been completely destroyed. [[DeconstructedTrope While the long term environmental effects can only be guessed at, preliminary speculation put the short-term death toll from tidal effects alone at the hundred of millions.]]
-->-- ''''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->"There's a way dope zero-G battle on the Moon. Lan Di uses the Phoenix Mirror to blow up the moon, killing Ryo and totally messing up the tides forever."
-->--'''[[WordOfGod Yu Suzuki]]''', [[AffectionateParody describing]] ''VideoGame/{{Shenmue}}'''s ending, in a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0KojxIvmQ video]] by WebVideo/{{Mega64}}

->'''Cale''': ''[horrified]'' You. Blew. Up. A. Moon.
->'''Richard''': ''[waiting for a high five]'' I blew up a moon!

-->-- '''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'''

->"Thank you very much. We have an announcement to make- uh, on July 4th of this year, America will blow up the moon.''
-->--'''NASA Representative''', ''Series/MrShow''

->"With or without the EMP, the outcome is inevitable, Logan. But my, my... there seems some fight left in this new Alliance of yours. A prolonged war with Earth would be much too costly in Shadoen lives, so I believe another demonstration is in order. Target their moon... and ''blow it out of the sky.''"
-->--'''Wraith''', ''WesternAnimation/RoswellConspiracies''

->Poor old moon. With a good half of it torn into dust and the rest of it suffering severe damage to its atomic bonds... it didn't really have a chance once an [[GodOfHumanOrigin Indian god]] had decided to throw an [[HumanoidAbomination Iranian devil]] at it.
-->--'''Reddin''', ''ComicBook/{{Supergod}}''

->You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it.
-->--'''Iron Man''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''

->'''Eggman:''' '''Fuck you, moon!''' '''[[DisproportionateRetribution You never had the cheese I wanted!]]'''\\
'''Civilian:''' Oh. [[{{Understatement}} Well that wasn't very nice]]. I-I think that's gonna have some effect on the tide or something.\\
(...)\\
'''Sonic:''' I just- *grumbles*. I always didn't like the moon, but...\\

[Tails pulls out a Chaos Emerald]\\
'''Tails:''' Well here, take this... Diamond as a consolation prize. For the fucking moon just blowing up I guess.

->'''Eggman:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext [Shadow The Hedgehog] fucked my wife]], so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get! '''[[WaveMotionGun MY SUPER LASER PISS!]]''' Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. ''I'm gonna go higher.'' [[MemeticMutation I'm]] ''[[MemeticMutation pissing on the]]'' '''''[[MemeticMutation MOOOOON!]]'''''\\
(the Moon breaks in half)\\

->'''Eggman:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (Shadow The Hedgehog) fucked my wife]], so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right! This is what you get! '''[[WaveMotionGun MY SUPER LASER PISS!]]''' Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. [[MemeticMutation I'm pissing on the]] '''[[MemeticMutation MOOOOON!]]'''\\
[The moon breaks in half]\\
'''Eggman:''' How do you like that, Obama? '''I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!'''

-->--'''NASA Representative''', ''LiveActionTV/MrShow''