History Quotes / DemonicSpiders

->''"I feel like if you've ever played ''VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}'', [{{beat}}] you know [beat] that the regular Bulbear [beat] ''is'' [beat] absurd. Not only in ''Pikmin'' One; ''[beat]'' it's got a butt-ton of health. If you aren't throwing all your Pikmin at it, or rushing it from behind, [beat] you might get bodied, uh even with like a hundred blue Pikmin, like it depends on the cycle. Like he might shake them off and then be able to eat like twenty or thirty of them. This is only in ''Pikmin'' One, also um there's so many of them in ''Pikmin'' One. ''[...]'' The Bulbear being ''[sic]'' able to just kinda wander around ''and'' being ''[sic]'' able to drag his little minions[[note]]he's referring to Dwarf Bulbears[[/note]] with him. And then, on top of that, once you kill it, it can regenerate health. I don't know whose idea that was, ''but'' this thing is absolutely insane. Uh in any dungeon, it can just surprise you, [and] it can sneak up on you. Honestly, bringing the babies with it is equally as hard because you could focus all your efforts on that, but then the babies are just like kinda... pickin'... at his feet you know killing your Pikmin uh as you're trying to kill him. ''[...]'' Definitely a dangerous enemy, definitely one of the most dangerous in the entire game, for sure."''

--> '''Heff''' on [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Spotty Bulbears]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH3IiwgZvik&t=308s The Pikmin Enemy Tier List]]"

->''"They strike fear into even the most seasoned player. And with good reason.''\\
''[[VideoGame/XComUFODefense UFO]] is a game full of surprises, but you'll never forget your first encounter with Chryssalids."''

->'''Nick:''' That's okay. Those five Chargers in a row, five minutes ago, made me realize how fucked we are anyways.\\

-->--'''[[WebVideo/{{Ahoy}} Stuart Brown]]''', RetroAhoy: VideoGame/XCom

-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}'' on the Chargin' Chucks in the [[https://youtu.be/9lD-mCKEC0o?t=43 "hey there charlie" level]] of his ''VideoGame/ASuperMarioThing'' Replay Let's Play.

!!{{Video Game}}s

->''I hate these guys!''
-->--'''VideoGame/SeriousSam''', on the [[DemBones Kleer Skeletons]], ''VideoGame/SeriousSamNextEncounter''

->''"It's easy to forget about Stingers if they're not nearby, [[ShootTheMageFirst but I recommend you deal with them ASAP]]. Trust me on this."''
-->--'''Mr. Grizz''', ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}'''s Salmon Run mode if you lose a workshift

!!WebVideo

->'''Johnny:''' And then there's ''this'' asshole, Chargin' Chuck. Besides having no fucking idea [[GretzkyHasTheBall what sport he's supposed to be playing,]] he also likes to jump at you, [[DishingOutDirt throw rocks,]] [[SelfDuplication split into copies,]] and [[EnemySummoner warn other enemies about your presence.]]\\
'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
-->--''WebVideo/SomecallmeJohnny'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT684UptHkM Johnny vs.]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' & ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioAllStars All-Stars]]''"

->''"An Eater Nectar Injector. What is it? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's an injector filled with Eater Nectar.]] We're going to preserve it and condense the nectar. And then we're going to use Precognition and cook it, which gives a 1/4 chance of [[RareCandy getting +1 to all our attributes]]--permanently. However, these are quite rare and I can't know if I'll ever find another. So first, I find a high-level merchant, clone them repeatedly and buy Metamorphic Polygel. Now I can scale my character to an infinite amount of armour, infinite amount of attributes, and - once I clone all the bookstores - infinite Schrödinger's Pages which I can use to get an infinite amount of Reputation.\\\
And ''still'' I get one shot by a fucking Rusty Saw."''
-->--''WebVideo/SsethTzeentach'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PBfLbd3zw on]] ''VideoGame/CavesOfQud''

->'''Tom:''' The enemies in this area, there is no word for how frustrating it is to fight them.\\
'''Helldragon:''' In a way, they're like genetically engineered bats that came in contact with metal [[SentientVehicle and became cars.]]
-->-- ''LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries'' on the Hot Rods from ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

->'''Gyre''': 'Kay, these are the Mindflayers. So, besides that [[OneHitKill Insta-death attack]], they also have all-party [[CycleOfHurting Paralysis.]] So, basically I give them, like, three seconds to decide if I can get away from them. Otherwise, [[SaveScumming that's a reset.]] They're just not really worth dealing with.\\
'''osey889''': In some ways, they're worse than Cockatrices.\\
'''[=DragonDarch=]''': In ''a lot'' of ways, they're worse than Cockatrices.\\
'''Gyre''': The only way they're ''not'' worse than Cockatrices is that they're not [[FeatheredFiend birds,]] but they're honorary [[{{Cthulhumanoid}} squid]]-birds.

->''"You know how in shooters, everybody hates the [[GoddamnedBats small and fast, annoying enemies]] because they're hard to hit? Well, the developers looked at that and said 'You know what would make those better? If instead of making them annoying, we made them ''really dangerous.'' Let's have the bats be fast, mobile, and kill the player in two hits. Oh, and let's cluster 20 or 30 of these things together so it's really a pain in the ass for the player to draw them out.'"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon Ross Scott]]''', describing ''The Chosen: Well Of Souls''

->''"Fuck these guys! Fuck these engineers right here, with the cameras? They shoot giant fuck-off lasers that hit you from across the goddamn map, and their melee attack tears all your health away. Just... fuck them! Fuck! Them!"''
-->-- '''Mechanicalhand''', ''[[LetsPlay Let's Play]] [[VideoGame/PainKiller Painkiller Overdose]]''

->''"God, Wolverine sucks so much."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/SuperJeenius''' on Garrador, Let's Play ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' Blind

->'''Gyre''': This floor I need to use a technique called "SaveScumming". There is pretty much encounters with [White] Dragons that will, uh, '''demolish''' this party. Uh, packs of three or four. On the top floor you get [Green] Dragons, which are the same thing. ''*ambushed by 4 White Dragons*'' Yeah. Let's watch this once.\\
'''osey889''': Good-bye! R.I.P!\\
'''Gyre''': ''*White Dragon cast Icestorm*'' They'll do this ''eight times'' before I get to go, so... ''*resets the game*''\\
'''osey889''': And that was an ambush too, so that was ''really'' fun.\\
[...] \\
'''Gyre''': There's [Green] Dragon territory. ''*encounters 3 Green Dragons and resets the game*'' Yeah. That one's actually unrunnable, so you do have to kill them to get out of that battle. [White] Dragons you simply ''can't'' run from because they have such high Agility you'll never encounter it. They actually have the same Agility as Nightmares, which is why you just don't run from those either. ''*encounters 3 Green Dragons and resets the game*''\\
'''puwexil''': No thanks.\\
'''Gyre''': Yep. Pass. That's not even the full pack. They come in ''fours''.\\
'''osey889''': Four more reasons to leave.
-->--''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI'' [[https://youtu.be/v1fSvn62rlE?t=9861 RPG Limit Break 2016 Speedrun]]

->"An Eater Nectar Injector. What is it? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's an injector filled with Eater Nectar.]] We're going to preserve it and condense the nectar. And then we're going to use Precognition and cook it, which gives a 1/4 chance of [[RareCandy getting +1 to all our attributes]]--permanently. However, these are quite rare and I can't know if I'll ever find another. So first, I find a high-level merchant, clone them repeatedly and buy Metamorphic Polygel. Now I can scale my character to an infinite amount of armour, infinite amount of attributes, and - once I clone all the bookstores - infinite Schrödinger's Pages which I can use to get an infinite amount of Reputation.\\\
And ''still'' I get one shot by a fucking Rusty Saw."

->"You know how in shooters, everybody hates the [[GoddamnedBats small and fast, annoying enemies]] because they're hard to hit? Well, the developers looked at that and said 'You know what would make those better? If instead of making them annoying, we made them ''really dangerous.'' Let's have the bats be fast, mobile, and kill the player in two hits. Oh, and let's cluster 20 or 30 of these things together so it's really a pain in the ass for the player to draw them out.'"
-->-- [[WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon Ross Scott]], describing ''The Chosen: Well Of Souls''

->"Fuck these guys! Fuck these engineers right here, with the cameras? They shoot giant fuck-off lasers that hit you from across the goddamn map, and their melee attack tears all your health away. Just... fuck them! Fuck! Them!"

->"So here's the thing with Charlies: they are a ''sometimes'' enemy. You're really not meant to fight them all day, every day, all the time."

->''If you can beat this thing, you're incredible.''
-->-- The description for the Titanian, ''VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings''

!!WebAnimation
->"It's in this chapter that we're introduced to the [[AttackDrone spider turret,]], a small, wall-mounted enemy that is very hard to spot and which can knock off all your health in two hits from ''two continents'' away. An enemy which can only have been designed by some kind of sinister conspiracy of sixteenth century Puritans working to eliminate the very concept of fun."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[VideoGame/AssaultOnDarkAthena The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena]]''

->'''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Remake Threemake]]:''' ''Oh, fine, here's your loading screen tip: Hunters are close-range fighters. Remember to back up and keep your distance''.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Threemake, you're making me fight these things in a fucking hospital corridor! What am I supposed to "back up" into, the fucking vending machine coin return slots?
-->--''Zero Punctuation''

->"''Look at all these Death Blocks!!'' I hate 'em. I hate 'em as much as the fuckin' [[FlyingFace Medusa Heads]] in ''{{VideoGame/Castlevania|I}}''...Every game has its own thing, and that thing is to ''piss me off.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures''

->"Basically, I have a zero-tolerance policy for any [[PuppeteerParasite Ganado]] that has a [[EpicFlail morning star.]] Gotta end that motherfucker. Take him out of the fucking equation. I hate them so much."
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx3GfmPWS5s CarcinogenSDA]]''' plays ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4''

->"An Eater Nectar Injector. What is it? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's an injector filled with Eater Nectar.]] We're going to preserve it and condense the nectar. And then we're going to use Precognition and cook it, which gives a 1/4 chance of [[RareCandy getting +1 to all our attributes]]--permanently. However, these are quite rare and I can't know if I'll ever find another. So first, I find a high-level merchant, clone them repeatedly and buy Metamorphic Polygel. Now I can scale my character to an infinite amount of armour, infinite amount of attributes, and - once I clone all the bookstores - infinite Schrödinger's Pages which I can use to get an infinite amount of Reputation.\\\

'''Gyre''': *White Dragon cast Icestorm* They'll do this ''eight times'' before I get to go, so... ''*resets the game*''\\

->"It's in this chapter that we're introduced to the [[AttackDrone spider turret]], a small, wall-mounted enemy that is very hard to spot and which can knock off all your health in two hits from ''two continents'' away. An enemy which can only have been designed by some kind of sinister conspiracy of sixteenth century Puritans working to eliminate the very concept of fun."

->'''Johnny:''' And then there's ''this'' asshole, Chargin' Chuck. Besides having no fucking idea [[GretzkyHasTheBall what sport he's supposed to be playing]], he also likes to jump at you, [[DishingOutDirt throw rocks]], [[SelfDuplication split into copies]], and [[EnemySummoner warn other enemies about your presence]].\\

->'''Gyre''': 'Kay, these are the Mindflayers. So, besides that [[OneHitKill Insta-death attack]], they also have all-party [[CycleOfHurting Paralysis]]. So, basically I give them, like, three seconds to decide if I can get away from them. Otherwise, [[SaveScumming that's a reset]]. They're just not really worth dealing with.\\

'''Gyre''': The only way they're ''not'' worse than Cockatrices is that they're not [[FeatheredFiend birds]], but they're honorary [[{{Cthulhumanoid}} squid]]-birds.

-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}'' on the Chargin' Chucks in the [[https://youtu.be/9lD-mCKEC0o?t=43 "hey there charlie" level]] of his VideoGame/ASuperMarioThing Replay Let's Play.

->"So here's the thing with Charlies: they are a ''sometimes'' enemy. You're not meant to fight them all day, every day, all the time."