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''Kratos''': [[OldSoldier It is dishonourable to grow old]]?\\

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''Kratos''': '''Kratos''': [[OldSoldier It is dishonourable to grow old]]?\\
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->'''Kratos''': This Valhalla. Is it within Hel?\\
'''Mimir''': Oh no. Valhalla is part of Asgard. Only the worthy dead go there, [[WarriorHeaven the warriors who died in glorious combat]]. Hel is reserved for those who die in dishonour.\\
'''Kratos''': Criminals.\\
'''Mimir''': Aye, and those dead of disease, mishap, [[LifeWillKillYou age]]...\\
''Kratos''': [[OldSoldier It is dishonourable to grow old]]?\\
'''Mimir''': ...Well, [[DoNotGoGentle never too late to go out fighting]], I suppose...
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWar2018''

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--> '''Zelda''', after '''Ganondorf''' slaughters Hyrule's worst convicted criminals in public gladiatorial combat, ''Fanfic/ATaleOfTwoRulers''

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--> '''Zelda''', after '''Ganondorf''' slaughters Hyrule's worst convicted criminals in public gladiatorial combat, ''Fanfic/ATaleOfTwoRulers''''Webcomic/ATaleOfTwoRulers''
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-> What if Ganondorf really ''was'' trying to be a good king? Or at least what he thinks one should be. What seems wrong to us today could easily be seen as righteous to a person from so long ago. [...] He's cobbled his moral code from all the [[PastLifeMemories vivid memories of his past lives]]. They go back ''thousands'' of years. The world has changed around him so drastically.
--> '''Zelda''', after '''Ganondorf''' slaughters Hyrule's worst convicted criminals in public gladiatorial combat, ''Fanfic/ATaleOfTwoRulers''
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->''"Now, the two main things about Nerites is that number one, he's the beautiful son of Nereus and the sea-nymph Doris. And number two, he's young. Like... REALLY young. In the ancient Greek world, this was a thing called pederasty, where adult men would have sexual relationships with adolescent boys, in an alleged effort to teach them how to be men. In the modern world, this is known as pedophilia, and it is very, very not okay."''

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->''"Now, the two main things about Nerites is that number one, he's the beautiful son of Nereus and the sea-nymph Doris. And number two, he's young. Like... REALLY young. In the ancient Greek world, this was a thing called pederasty, where adult men would have sexual relationships with adolescent boys, in an alleged effort to teach them how to be men. In the modern world, this is known as pedophilia, and it is very, very not okay. [...] It's always fun when a story from another time and place really drives home how different that society was by smacking you in the face with some hardcore moral dissonance."''
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->''"Now, the two main things about Nerites is that number one, he's the beautiful son of Nereus and the sea-nymph Doris. And number two, he's young. Like... REALLY young. In the ancient Greek world, this was a thing called pederasty, where adult men would have sexual relationships with adolescent boys, in an alleged effort to teach them how to be men. In the modern world, this is known as pedophilia, and it is very, very not okay."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'', [[https://youtu.be/cLHV-se6d30 Miscellaneous Myths: Nerites]]
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->'''Trunks:''' [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil This psychopath has been enslaving races to build your planet.]]\\

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->'''Trunks:''' [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil This psychopath has been enslaving races from other planets to build your planet.kingdom.]]\\



'''Vegeta:''' ''(To Paragus)'' You are now my Royal Grand Vizier!\\

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'''Vegeta:''' ''(To Paragus)'' [[RankUp You are now my Royal Grand Vizier!\\Vizier!]]\\
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->'''Eighties![[DepravedKidsShowHost Tio Horacio]]:''' Kids, I'm very concerned. I have a letter from a child that reads: "Dear Tio Horacio: I'm a leftie -- that means, I write with my left hand. Is that bad?" Dear friend, I'm sorry to say... YES! Being left-handed is a ''terrible disease!'' [[SignatureLaugh EHEHE-HEHE!]] Normal people aren't left-handed! What you have to do is tie your hand behind your back and try to write with your right!
->''*back in the present, as everyone's viewed the archive*''
->'''Tulio:''' ...what a ''bastard!'' Being left-handed isn't a disease!
->'''Present!Tio Horacio:''' It was one back then, Tulio! And having long hair was ''also'' a disease. So was knowing English, and having big ears! EHEHE-HEHE!
->'''Tulio:''' Ugh, stop lying...
-->-- ''Series/TreintaYUnMinutos''

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->'''Trunks:''' But, father. [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil What this guy has done]]... it's inhuman.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Yes, but it's not in-''saiyan''.

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->'''Trunks:''' But, father. [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil What This psychopath has been enslaving races to build your planet.]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' Paragus. Is
this guy has done]]... it's inhuman.true?\\
'''Paragus:''' My Liege, yes. It is.
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'''Vegeta:''' My God... [[BaitAndSwitch You're not the shitstain of a Saiyan I thought you were!]]\\
'''Paragus:''' Thank you, my liege!\\
'''Trunks:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh Goddammit, Dad...]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' ''(To Paragus)'' You are now my Royal Grand Vizier!\\
'''Paragus:''' Ah, big shoes to fill.\\
'''Trunks:''' Father! What this guy has done: It's In-Human!\\
'''Vegeta:''' Yes, but it's not in-''saiyan''.in-''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Sai]][[SocialDarwinist yan]]''.
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->'''Douglas:''' So Dad was, like, a racist?\\
'''Dottie:''' It was a different time.\\
'''Christina:''' It was ''the nineties''.
-->-- ''Series/BobHeartsAbishola''
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-->-- '''Duke Ellington,''' ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth,'' "Duke"

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-->-- '''Duke Ellington,''' ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth,'' "Duke""Duke"
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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"I was born in Washington D.C. right before the turn of the century. The hospital was also a cigarette factory!"''
-->-- '''Duke Ellington,''' ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth,'' "Duke"
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->"Boy, things have really changed since my day. Back then, if a girl got in trouble, her family would send her away to relatives in another state, and if anybody asked, just lied and said she went to Europe. Then when she came back, they'd raise the baby as a little sister. Not like today- we had morals and values back then."

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->"Boy, ->''"Boy, things have really changed since my day. Back then, if a girl got in trouble, her family would send her away to relatives in another state, and if anybody asked, just lied and said she went to Europe. Then when she came back, they'd raise the baby as a little sister. Not like today- we had morals and values back then.""''



->''"There came a time when Lord Hansa entered the hollow and singing hall of the multicolored Akaroth, for lunisnight celebrations. There was a great feast there for a fortnight or more, and there, caught in a heated philosophical fugue with Akaroth, Lord Hansa in anger committed the violation of letting his pipe smoke rise and befoul the all-wind that permeated that house and nourished the ways of the void. Fueled by wine, Akaroth was driven into such a drunken rage by this insult that he harnessed fifty winds to his will and at once slew Hansa with a single stroke of his war fan and felt little regret at the time. Later, in grief, he did heavy penance for this act, for he slew a widely respected man, but all agreed that Lord Hansa had committed a grievous offense."''

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->''"There ->"There came a time when Lord Hansa entered the hollow and singing hall of the multicolored Akaroth, for lunisnight celebrations. There was a great feast there for a fortnight or more, and there, caught in a heated philosophical fugue with Akaroth, Lord Hansa in anger committed the violation of letting his pipe smoke rise and befoul the all-wind that permeated that house and nourished the ways of the void. Fueled by wine, Akaroth was driven into such a drunken rage by this insult that he harnessed fifty winds to his will and at once slew Hansa with a single stroke of his war fan and felt little regret at the time. Later, in grief, he did heavy penance for this act, for he slew a widely respected man, but all agreed that Lord Hansa had committed a grievous offense."''"



-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)''

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-->--'''Forewarning -->--'''Forewarning''' at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' of ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)''
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->'''Katsumoto:''' 'wo thousand Indians'? How many men for Custer?

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->'''Katsumoto:''' 'wo Two thousand Indians'? Indians!? How many men for Custer?
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->'''Algren:''' ''[contemptuous tone]'' [[UsefulNotes/TheSeventhCavalry His name was Custer]].
->'''[[{{Samurai}} Katsumoto]]:''' I know this name. He killed many warriors! ''[...]'' So he was a good general?
->'''Algren:''' No. No, [[GeneralFailure he wasn't a good general]]. He was [[GloryHound arrogant and foolhardy]], and he got massacred because he took a single battalion against two thousand angry Indians.
->'''Katsumoto:''' 'wo thousand Indians'? How many men for Custer?
->'''Algren:''' Two hundred and eleven.
->'''Katsumoto:''' ''({{Beat}})'' I like this General Custer.
->'''Algren:''' He was a murderer who fell in love with his own legend. And his troopers died for it.
->'''Katsumoto:''' [[SoldierVsWarrior I think]] [[LastStand this is a very good death]].
-->--''Film/TheLastSamurai''
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-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)''

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-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)''2005)''

->'''Trunks:''' But, father. [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil What this guy has done]]... it's inhuman.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Yes, but it's not in-''saiyan''.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)

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-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)2005)''
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-->--'''Prim Leaves her Father's House,''' ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''

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-->--'''Prim Leaves her Father's House,''' ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''

->Humans of planet Earth, be advised:\\
while the experience has been upgraded,\\
the content and historical record of the original invasion\\
of the Furons remains a near-identical clone!\\
The story, words, and images contained within\\
may be shocking to the human brain!
-->--'''Forewarning at the beginning of the 2020 remake of''' ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans (itself released in 2005)
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-->--'''Martin Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

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-->--'''Martin Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}''''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->''"There came a time when Lord Hansa entered the hollow and singing hall of the multicolored Akaroth, for lunisnight celebrations. There was a great feast there for a fortnight or more, and there, caught in a heated philosophical fugue with Akaroth, Lord Hansa in anger committed the violation of letting his pipe smoke rise and befoul the all-wind that permeated that house and nourished the ways of the void. Fueled by wine, Akaroth was driven into such a drunken rage by this insult that he harnessed fifty winds to his will and at once slew Hansa with a single stroke of his war fan and felt little regret at the time. Later, in grief, he did heavy penance for this act, for he slew a widely respected man, but all agreed that Lord Hansa had committed a grievous offense."''
-->--'''Prim Leaves her Father's House,''' ''Webcomic/KillSixBillionDemons''
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->"Boy, things have really changed since my day. Back then, if a girl got in trouble, her family would send her away to relatives in another state, and if anybody asked, just lied and said she went to Europe. Then when she came back, they'd raise the baby as a little sister. Not like today- we had morals and values back then."
-->--'''Martin Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

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