History Quotes / Deadpool

6th Apr '16 8:35:06 AM igordebraga
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-> "Ive given Deadpool every chance to join us. But hed rather act like a child. [[PsychopaticManchild A heavily armed child.]] When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?"

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-> "Ive given Deadpool every chance to join us. But hed rather act like a child. [[PsychopaticManchild [[PsychopathicManchild A heavily armed child.]] When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?"
6th Apr '16 8:34:34 AM igordebraga
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-> "Ive given Deadpool every chance to join us. But hed rather act like a child. [[PsychopaticManchild A heavily armed child.]] When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?"
-->-- '''Colossus''' on me in [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]]
16th Dec '15 8:36:55 PM FF32
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-->-- '''Me''', to [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Nite Owl]], ''FanFic/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

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-->-- '''Me''', to [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Nite Owl]], ''FanFic/ImAMarvelAndImADC''
''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''
22nd Dec '14 11:40:04 PM superkeijikun
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->'''Me''': "Hmmm...how much C4 is this gonna take?"
->'''One of my voices''': "No more than 20 ounces."
->'''Another voice''': "What?! I hate the metric system! How much in ''American''?!"
->'''The first voice''': "Well let's see, uh...carry the seven..."
->'''Me''': "Dude, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] math! Just use all of it!"
-->-- [[VideoGame/{{Deadpool}} My game]] has many cool moments like these! (Also, turns out 20 ounces was about right...but more is always better!)
9th Jun '14 10:00:46 AM 1810072342
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-> How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em?
-->--'''Me''', commenting on my debut appearance in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''


-> Da-dada! And the winner is: You! The Player! Yeah, you.
-->--My intros/outros of the bonus levels in ''VideoGame/LegoMarvelSuperheroes'' were nothing short of insightful, let me tell ya.

25th Feb '14 6:55:32 PM JamesPicard
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-> '''Deadpool, to the game dev:''' "What gives? Why is this level in 8-bit?"

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-> '''Deadpool, '''Me, to the game dev:''' "What gives? Why is this level in 8-bit?"



-> '''Deadpool:''' "Excuse me? My website got 15 ''million'' hits the day we announced!"
-> '''(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)'''
-> '''Deadpool:''' "One million one, one million two..."

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-> '''Deadpool:''' '''Me:''' "Excuse me? My website got 15 ''million'' hits the day we announced!"
-> '''(Cut to Deadpool Me sitting at a computer)'''
-> '''Deadpool:''' '''Me:''' "One million one, one million two..."
-->-- What do you know? It turns out my biggest fan is me!
24th Aug '13 3:25:46 AM godofgamers
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'''(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)'''

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-> '''(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)'''
24th Aug '13 3:25:32 AM godofgamers
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(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)

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(Cut '''(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)computer)'''
24th Aug '13 3:25:03 AM godofgamers
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-> '''Deadpool, to the game dev:''' "What gives? Why is this level in 8-bit?"
-> '''Dev:''' "Videogames have a ''budget'', Deadpool. You blew through ours in the first level!"
-> '''Deadpool:''' "Excuse me? My website got 15 ''million'' hits the day we announced!"
(Cut to Deadpool sitting at a computer)
-> '''Deadpool:''' "One million one, one million two..."
15th Jun '13 2:45:06 PM IchigoMontoya
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->''"You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I ''am'' my own action figure! Say, if I look like Ryan Reynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"''

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->''"You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I ''am'' my own action figure! Say, if I look like Ryan Reynolds RyanReynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"''



-->-- I need help. And a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]].

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-->-- -> I need help. help! And a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]].
po]][[HilariousInHindsight ny]]!
-->--Yours truly, should my health be running low in ''VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance''

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