History Quotes / Deadpool

12th Aug '17 11:20:25 AM nombretomado
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->''"You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I ''am'' my own action figure! Say, if I look like RyanReynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"''

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->''"You know, I always wanted to have my own action figure, and now I ''am'' my own action figure! Say, if I look like RyanReynolds Creator/RyanReynolds under this mask, just point me to the nearest Barbie dream house, would ya, pal?"''
7th Jun '17 11:33:22 AM cwf123
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-> '''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
-> '''Colossus''': Language, please!\\

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-> '''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
up!
-> '''Colossus''': Language, please!\\please!
7th Jun '17 11:33:07 AM cwf123
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7th Jun '17 11:32:23 AM cwf123
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->'''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
->'''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
->'''Me''': SUCK A COCK!

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->'''Me''': -> '''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
->'''Colossus''': -> '''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
->'''Me''': -> '''Me''': SUCK A COCK!
7th Jun '17 11:32:05 AM cwf123
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-> '''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
-> '''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
-> '''Me''': SUCK A COCK!

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-> '''Me''': ->'''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
-> '''Colossus''': ->'''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
-> '''Me''': ->'''Me''': SUCK A COCK!
7th Jun '17 11:31:50 AM cwf123
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-> '''Me:''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\

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->''"Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up."''
-->-- Wolvie after my [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine fucking punishment]].

-> '''Me:''': '''Me''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\



-> '''Me:''' SUCK A COCK!
-->-- {{Colossus}} isn't the only guy who wanted my mouth shut.

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-> '''Me:''' '''Me''': SUCK A COCK!
-->-- {{Colossus}} Colossus isn't the only guy who wanted my mouth shut.
shut in [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]].
7th Jun '17 11:29:45 AM cwf123
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-> '''Me:''': Finish fucking her the fuck up!\\
-> '''Colossus''': Language, please!\\
-> '''Me:''' SUCK A COCK!
-->-- {{Colossus}} isn't the only guy who wanted my mouth shut.
29th Oct '16 12:05:32 AM Trogdor7620
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->"Pfft. What a rip! What makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? Come on! I'm ME! Wh-wh-WHAT?! Am I right? Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure."
-->-- '''Moi''' on [[ComicBooks/{{Deathstroke}} my ripoff's]] bounty. [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle Oh, BTW, I'm still waiting on that fifty mill, guys! Get on it already!]] And DON'T forget the ten bucks!
18th Jun '16 3:54:42 PM TruBlu95
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-> '''Me, to the game dev:''' "What gives? Why is this level in 8-bit?"
-> '''Dev:''' "Videogames have a ''budget'', Deadpool. You blew through ours in the first level!"
-> '''Me:''' "Excuse me? My website got 15 ''million'' hits the day we announced!"

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-> '''Me, to the Peter Della Penna:''' "Peter! Hey! I was just running around my game dev:''' "What gives? Why is this level in 8-bit?"
and I noticed that some shit was fucked up! What's up with that?"
-> '''Dev:''' "Videogames have a ''budget'', Deadpool. '''Peter:''' "I warned you about the budget, Deadpool! You literally blew through ours in all the first level!"
money!"
-> '''Me:''' "Excuse me? My "Wait, budget? What the hell, man?"
-> '''Peter:''' "Yes. You do realise all games have budgets?"
-> '''Me:''' "Peter, sweet-heart, bubala. Let me remind you that my
website got 15 ''million'' hits the day weekend we announced!"



-->-- What do you know? It turns out my biggest fan is me!

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-->-- What do you know? It turns out my biggest fan is me!
me! And yes, he coughed it up. Thanks, dickhead!



-->-- '''Colossus''' on me in [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]]

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-->-- '''Colossus''' on me in [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]]movie.]] Sorry, Mr. CGI, but I'm not looking to room with you and your black and yellow buddies. Get me Jean's phone number and then we'll talk.
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