History Quotes / DatingCatWoman

->'''Catwoman''': "[I]t is the world's most fabulous game of cat and blind mouse. I wonder who is really chasing who. I'm the world's greatest thief, but I'll never know if I have truly stolen his heart."
-->-- ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''

->'''Selina Kyle''': “Oh my God. Does this mean we have to fight each other?”
-->-- ''Film/BatmanReturns'', after Selina and Bruce Wayne, while dancing, learn each other’s SecretIdentity

->'''Selina''': “Bruce, I would love to [[HappilyEverAfter live with you in your castle forever just like in the fairy tales]].” ''[Bruce reaches out to touch Selina, but she scratches him across the face.]'' “I just couldn’t live with myself. [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope So don’t pretend that this is a happy ending]].”
-->-- ''Film/BatmanReturns''

->'''Bat-Mite''': "No offense--I mean, you're my '''hero''' and all--but '''relationship advice?''' From '''you?!''' 'Oh, Catwoman... Let me '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you! I mean '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you!'"
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]'' comic book

->'''Chase Meridian''': "You like strong women. [[StalkerWithACrush I’ve done my homework]]. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?"
-->-- ''Film/BatmanForever''

->'''Catwoman''': "My real prey is, and shall ''always'' be, Batman."
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]''

-->-- '''VideoGame/Injustice2''', ''Catwoman'' Arcade Ladder ending

->'''Chibs:''' ''(to his sheriff girlfriend)'' You're a cop, and I'm a criminal. I'm never gonna tell you about my business and you sure as shit aren't gonna tell me yours. So no, we won't be taking strolls down main street hand in hand picking out furniture, and whatever shite normal couples do. I like you, the sex is great, and when you're not tearing apart every moment that we're together, you're actually a lot of fun. ''[[SlapSlapKiss (They push each other, slap each other and then have sex.)]]''
-->--''Series/SonsOfAnarchy''

->"I was an Avenger once. And the day they made it official--everyone could tell I was freaking out. Like, I was in way over my head. So, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, he takes me aside. He puts his hand on my shoulder, looks me straight in the eye, and says: ‘Scott, I'm sure right about now you're doubting yourself. Don't. This is a great responsibility of course, but there's just one rule, above all the others, that you need to keep in mind--one rule that can never be broken, no matter what--and no matter how many times [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] may tell you otherwise--if you want to be an Avenger you do ''not'' sleep with the super villains.’ I'm so sorry, Captain America."

-->--''Literature/AlcatrazSeries'', about '''Shasta''' and '''Attica'''

->When I decreed that you should "totally smash" the followers of Loki, this wasn't what I meant.

->'''Shannon:''' ''My arch-enemy's heart,''\\
''Is crying, to the moon''\\
''I should fight, and destroy him''\\
''But I can't help but swoon''\\
'''Rad:''' ''I'm a good guy, you're a bad one''\\
''I know that's your role,''\\
''But to my surprise I've seen you've been programed''\\
''with a soul''\\
'''Shannon:''' ''And though my circuits tell me to smash''\\
''your head in with a mace''\\
''All I can think about is kissing your face!''\\
'''Both:''' ''We're StarCrossedLovers,''\\
''And we should, be apart''\\
''But no more punches from us,''\\
''Only tender love and heart''

->“It seems you’re hoping I’ll fall madly in love with you,” Hawkmoth said one night in bed, after they’d thoroughly exhausted one another. His arm was around her, and he sounded amused at the idea. “That I’ll give all this up for you.”\\
Nathalie snorted. “As though you’re not hoping I fall madly in love with you and, what, become your faithful right hand in your quest for world domination?”\\
“The thought does appeal,” Hawkmoth murmured. “I wonder which of us will prevail?”

->"I was so busy looking for treasure, I ignored the one staring me in the face. And stabbing me in the back."

'''Catwoman''': My pet cats will soon silence that insolent tongue of...''[[FoeYay did you say lovely?]]''\\

-> ''[Batman and Catwoman are caught in the middle of a FoeYay filled altercation]'' \\

->'''Mook 2''': [[BiTheWay I bet she does]].

-->-- ''Series/{{Batman}}''

-->-- ''Series/{{Batman}}''

-->-- ''Series/{{Batman}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWkbJ__U19U&t=5s Julie Newmar’s final scene as Catwoman]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', "Rad Likes Robots"

-->-- "Star-Crossed Lovers", ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', "Rad Likes Robots"

-->--'''Thor''', ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''

'''Dan (Nite Owl II)''': That? Of that isn’t anybody. It’s just this [[MissKitty vice queen]] I put away back in ’68. Called herself Dusk Woman or something.\\

-->--''Literature/AlcatrazSeries'', about '''Shasta''' and '''Attica'''

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->'''Catwoman''': Well … ''[[[AlmostKiss They move closer together with lips puckered out]]]''

'''Green Arrow''':...Wait, are you two flirting?\\

'''Batman''': Huntress. Black Canary. I was just...we were just...''[[DoubleEntendre I can handle Catwoman on my own]].''\\

->'''Bat-Mite''': "No offense-- I mean, you're my '''hero''' and all -- but '''relationship advice?''' From '''you?!''' 'Oh, Catwoman... Let me '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you! I mean '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you!'"

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->"I was an Avenger once. And the day they made it official — everyone could tell I was freaking out. Like, I was in way over my head. So, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, he takes me aside. He puts his hand on my shoulder, looks me straight in the eye, and says: ‘Scott, I'm sure right about now you're doubting yourself. Don't. This is a great responsibility of course, but there's just one rule, above all the others, that you need to keep in mind - one rule that can never be broken, no matter what - and no matter how many times [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] may tell you otherwise - if you want to be an Avenger you do ''not'' sleep with the super villains.’ I'm so sorry, Captain America."

[[AC: Other Examples ]]

-->--''Series/SonsOfAnarchy''

'''Bruce:''' Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle...

->'''Catwoman''': [[MurderTheHypotenuse Well, I’ll have him killed]]—[[MercyKill painlessly]]. Well, he is a bit of a bore with his [[{{Catchphrase}} “Holy this!” and “Holy that!”]]

->'''Robin''': [[{{Catchphrase}} Holy mush!]]

->'''Batman''': No. No, of course not, Catwoman. Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world. Some people almost every day, I’m told.

-> Robin: [[{{Catchphrase}} Holy mush!]]

->'''Chibs:''' ''(to his sheriff girlfriend)'' You're a cop, and I'm a criminal. I'm never gonna tell you about my business and you sure as shit aren't gonna tell me yours. So no, we won't be taking strolls down main street hand in hand picking out furniture, and whatever shite normal couples do. I like you, the sex is great, and when you're not tearing apart every moment that we're together, you're actually a lot of fun. ''(They push each other, slap each other and then have sex)''

->'''Terry:''' This kind of thing ever happen to you?\\
'''Bruce:''' Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''

->'''Catwoman''': [I]t is the world's most fabulous game of cat and blind mouse. I wonder who is really chasing who. I'm the world's greatest thief, but I'll never know if I have truly stolen his heart.

->'''Selina''': “Bruce, I would love to [[HappilyEverAfter live with you in your castle forever just like in the fairy tales]].” ''[Bruce reaches out to touch Selina, but she scratches him across the face.]'' “[[WellThisIsNotThatTrope I just couldn’t live with myself. So don’t pretend that this is a happy ending]].”

-> '''Catwoman''': "My real prey is, and shall ''always'' be, Batman."
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]''

''[Sad music plays as Batman stares pensively into the distance.]''\\

-> '''Catwoman''': [I]t is the world's most fabulous game of cat and blind mouse. I wonder who is really chasing who. I'm the world's greatest thief, but I'll never know if I have truly stolen his heart.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''