History Quotes / DaChief

-> "I know what you're thinking, "Angry Black Captain." It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherf*ckers. I'm black. And I worked my ass off to be the captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a d*ck!"
-->-- Captain Sassy, ''Film/{{21JumpStreet}}''

"I know what you're thinking, "Angry Black Captain." It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherf*ckers. I'm black. And I worked my ass off to be the captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a d*ck!
-->-- Captain Sassy, Film/21JumpStreet

->''"You know what this game needs? An Angry Police Chief; 'Dammit Graves, the mayor's been up my ass over this last stunt you pulled!' 'Is that right Chief? Well maybe you'd rather have a ''vampire'' up there instead!'"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''', playing ''Terror Traxx''

->''"Dougherty voices surprise at the ''Enterprise's'' appearance, but honestly, when has this crew ''ever'' followed Starfleet orders? It's like Q (and I mean the exasperated, technopath [[Film/JamesBond Bond-movie]] Q, not the smirky, omnipotent ''Trek'' Q) being surprised when 007 returns the remains of his latest gadget in a gazillion pieces in a small plastic bag."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->''"Dougherty voices surprise at the ''Enterprise's'' appearance, but honestly, when has this crew ''ever'' followed Starfleet orders? It's like Q ([[NamesTheSame and I mean the exasperated, technopath]] [[Film/JamesBond Bond-movie]] Q, not the smirky, omnipotent ''Trek'' Q) being surprised when 007 returns the remains of his latest gadget in a gazillion pieces in a small plastic bag."''

-->-- '''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl Julius Root]]''' to [[CowboyCop Holly Short]] from his office, ''Literature/ArtemisFowl''

->''And further, the Captain of Constables is invariably a Hindoo, who is most distressed by many of the necessary actions of the most capable of his Constables.''

->"You know what this game needs? An Angry Police Chief; 'Dammit Graves, the mayor's been up my ass over this last stunt you pulled!' 'Is that right Chief? Well maybe you'd rather have a ''vampire'' up there instead!' "

->I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up - 'Good morning, Marcus.' 'Good morning, Mike.' 'How you doin'?' 'A'ight.' 'So, how are we going to fuck up the captain's life today?' 'Gee, I don't know, I don't know... Ooh, look! Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street!'
-->--'''Capt. Howard''', ''Film/{{Bad Boys 2}}''

--> ''TabletopGame/GURPSInfiniteWorldsBritannica6''

-->-- '''Websites/TheAgonyBooth''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

-->-- '''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl Julius Root]]''' to [[CowboyCop Holly Short]] from his office, ''ArtemisFowl''

-->-- '''Abed Nadir''', '''''Series/{{Community}}'''''

-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''', playing ''Terror Traxx''

->''Dougherty voices surprise at the ''Enterprise's'' appearance, but honestly, when has this crew ''ever'' followed Starfleet orders? It's like Q (and I mean the exasperated, technopath [[Film/JamesBond Bond-movie]] Q, not the smirky, omnipotent ''Trek'' Q) being surprised when 007 returns the remains of his latest gadget in a gazillion pieces in a small plastic bag.''
-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! You’re an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your windbreakers, now. Now! I ain't got all day! Agitating my sciatica. I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight. Thought you were badasses, huh? Real badasses work together. All I see is a housewife and a girl scout. I said, get out! And don’t even think about getting near this case, uh-uh!"
-->--'''Abed Nadir''', '''''Series/{{Community}}'''''

->''Dougherty voices surprise at the ''Enterprise's'' appearance, but honestly, when has this crew ''ever'' followed Starfleet orders? It's like Q (and I mean the exasperated, technopath [[JamesBond Bond-movie]] Q, not the smirky, omnipotent ''Trek'' Q) being surprised when 007 returns the remains of his latest gadget in a gazillion pieces in a small plastic bag.''
-->--'''''TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->''"You know what this game needs? An Angry Police Chief; 'Dammit Graves, the mayor's been up my ass over this last stunt you pulled!' 'Is that right Chief? Well maybe you'd rather have a ''vampire'' up there instead!' "''
-->-- '''Noah Antwiler''', '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'''''

->''"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! You’re an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your windbreakers, now. Now! I ain't got all day! Agitating my sciatica. I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight. Thought you were badasses, huh? Real badasses work together. All I see is a housewife and a girl scout. I said, get out! And don’t even think about getting near this case, uh-uh!"''

->''"Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is all this shit?"
-->--'''Inspector Todd''', '''''BeverlyHillsCop'''''

-->--'''Abed Nadir''', '''''{{Community}}'''''

-->-- '''Noah Antwiler''', '''''TheSpoonyExperiment'''''